[PaulaB]

It's Wednesday Babyyyyyyyy

[Maximus of Texas]

First!

[Michael Goldsberry]

TOPICS: Science; Click to Add Topic

LOL!

[PaulaB]

PING.....Our protest is over and we are back
to regular broadcasting ;)

[Fierce Allegiance]

I can make it rain by scheduling a camping trip with my daughters.

[YouPosting2Me]

I'll wash my car to see if that helps the rain situation...

[Maximus of Texas]

1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE. I was hoping she would have to serve the entire seven day suspension. Damn baseball union.

2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property. Ladies, t-shirts only, please.

3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. PaulaB, I'm 43. Any stories would just be too sad to share.

[PaulaB]

BTW All: Give to Free Republic...Jim Makes It Possible For Us To Do This Every Wednesday!!!!

[Larry Lucido]

1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE

Somebody been naughty?

[najida]

Paula,
I can dance, but I don't think it'll bring rain.

We had a frog strangler on Monday and I had danced in days (So, OK, maybe TPTB were saying Thank you!)

[day10]

Happy Wednesday all!

Welcome back Dasher!

If I am not being too nosey..... I was pretty much incommunicado throughout the Christmas break - what was the story behind your little adventure?

[LongElegantLegs]

Good morning, Wednesday!

[MadCharity]

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:

Red..............Cherry
Yellow...........Lemon
Green............Lime
Orange..........Orange

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."

One girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God!" They're @ssholes!

[w_over_w]

Please don't flame me . . . but if I'm off all this week can I still participate in the "humpday" thread? ;^)

GO HORNS!

[laney]

Happy New Year All!
Okay you guys need to check this site out if you are into the most invigurating, calm, smoothe delicious natural fragrance
www.indigowild.com

I received some of there products for the holidays.
The room spray which is Frankensense (sp)and Myrrh
ZUM MIST for 10.00 is awesome!
Really worth the 10.00

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Indian: Total look of utter amazement...

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar."

[fredhead]

Paula,
I have the perfect New Year's Resolution.


One you are almost guaranteed to keep.


I hereby resolve to.....

MAKE NO OTHER RESOLUTIONS.

Haven't broken it in seven years.

[Sonora]

It's time for:

[wolfcreek]

Wish I could help with the rain, cause it's really dry down here! I've got one those 'rain sticks' from Mexico and I guess I have wore the damn thing out during previous droughts. Weather service not predicting anything thru March.