Good gawd pissant, I can't believe you didn't jump all over this one.
Girlie-man beans. Hells bells, the flatulence is the main reason I eat beans.
Called PRIM beans. If I'm gonna be PRIM and PROPER, I ain't gonna be eating beans.
And then the Dr's name. You can't tell me you didn't laugh at the guy's name. Try looking at it from the phone book listing: Leakey, Colin, M.D. And he's a FART doctor.
Sorry folks that's where I quit reading. This has The Onion or Scrappleface written all over it.
Hey yall. Over here.
The name seems a tad suspicious, but go to the website, I think it's real.
Dr Leakey, Colin....
ROFLOL!