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Department of Troll Control | Another Ignorant Troll

Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.


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To: EsmeraldaA

LOL, kinked up back, kricked legs, stiff neck..


451 posted on 02/02/2006 6:05:14 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, kotties love making their humans become flesh pretzels..


452 posted on 02/02/2006 6:05:55 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: EsmeraldaA

LOL! Okay. :-)


453 posted on 02/02/2006 6:10:18 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face
Thank you 'Face. ;)
I'm not home yet and my on line time is almost non existent.
But I will check in when I can.
454 posted on 02/02/2006 6:10:32 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Calvin is particularly adept at that. I cannot get away from him on the bed. He seems to have a heat-seeking unit in his head, and finds the warmest part of me (the question mark my body makes on the bed) and sticks to me, no matter what I try to do to avoid him.

He's not interested in the small of my back. Hobbes, however, will "snuggle" there. (Hobbes The Snob) Until I move. And then she wants nothing to do with me. Calvin, however, tries to find unique ways to attach himself to me.
I suspect he has a type of Velcro that Man has not yet invented...


455 posted on 02/02/2006 6:11:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: dhls

How come trolls can never spell?


456 posted on 02/02/2006 6:13:06 PM PST by Casloy
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To: EsmeraldaA

It's OK, Es. If I were sick, I would like you for a sister, because I know you would love me back to health...

Do what you need to, and check in when you can.

*hugs*


457 posted on 02/02/2006 6:13:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Darksheare
Don't whine about it Darks, she just loves you so.

Besides, you didn't say 'get off me' for hours......
458 posted on 02/02/2006 6:15:49 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

Feline Velcrotitus.
A disease/affliction unique to some felines.
They stay affixed to portions of ones person regardless of ones movement.
There is no known cure, but one can distract them with catnip maybe.

Kearen likes to crush, fold, bend, spindle, and mutilate my legs, and then works her way up.


459 posted on 02/02/2006 6:16:56 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I said "unnnngh, "oooph", "ouch", "Cripes", and "OMG!"


460 posted on 02/02/2006 6:18:10 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Casloy
"How come trolls can never spell?"

It's just part of their charm. Welcome to the Undead Thread, the February Chronicles.

461 posted on 02/02/2006 6:18:10 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: Monkey Face
You are very sweet.
It is almost time for me to get off line.
*sigh*
462 posted on 02/02/2006 6:22:20 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Take care, then. And I'll see you when you get here.

*hugs*


463 posted on 02/02/2006 6:24:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Darksheare
You see?

She probably thought you were been cute and sweet.
hehe hehe
464 posted on 02/02/2006 6:24:24 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face
George loves sleeping at my right shoulder. If I turn over he will get up and walk over to the other side and snuggle down. I think he likes it because my ears are in licking distance and that is his favorite way to wake me up.
465 posted on 02/02/2006 6:24:39 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

She's the only cat I know of who stomps her feet.


466 posted on 02/02/2006 6:25:21 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Darksheare

Yes...I'm quite familiar with that malady. Hobbes, of course, is too aloof to admit she's a cat, but Calvin is a total 'HO!

When he wants some skritches, he is wanton...shameless...brazen...


467 posted on 02/02/2006 6:26:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm still here but when I'll leave won't be time to say goodnight. ;)


468 posted on 02/02/2006 6:27:30 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

Yes.
Kearen doesn't admit that she wants scritches, I am supposed to guess.

However, give her scritches and her nose, ears, and belly turn pink and she gets overly excited.
Then does love nips.


469 posted on 02/02/2006 6:28:09 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Awwwww...:o]

Did you tell me once that George was a marmalade?
I seem to see orange when you talk of him.

Where are you going on your vacation? And when is it coming up?...


470 posted on 02/02/2006 6:28:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Darksheare

Hobbes visibly pouts. I have no way to 'splain it...just that she moves off a few feet, looks at me with slightly closed eyes and then looks away and switches her tail. At that point, nothing else moves but her ears, and unless I pick her up and apologize, she stays that way...for hours.


471 posted on 02/02/2006 6:31:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Monkey Face

I was lamenting my luck with the opposite sex one day, and made the mistake of saying it in front of my [then] cat.
What did I say?
"I wish I had a grilfriend who lived nearby."* said in 1992
My cat, Mimi, snaps her head around, howls this tortured and hurt "MWOWM" (muh-wow-m) and then takes off.
She wouldn't 'talk' to me for two weeks.


472 posted on 02/02/2006 6:34:07 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Darksheare
She's your cat, so I do expect some (a lot) weirdness. And like I said before she cannot defend herself here.
You probably blame her for everything and she knows it.
473 posted on 02/02/2006 6:34:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

LOL.
She can defend herself quite well.
She uses her teeth and claws to grewat effect.
And failing that, she uses her weight.


474 posted on 02/02/2006 6:35:30 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Monkey Face
George is gray with a little white patch that has a even smaller gray streak. He looks like he is wearing a suit and tie. Even my cat destining father has to admit that he is a pretty cat.

I'm going to be flying to Kenya on the 24th for a couple of weeks.

475 posted on 02/02/2006 6:35:35 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Pretty good, thanks.


476 posted on 02/02/2006 6:38:10 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Darksheare; EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face
George pouts when I do something that he doesn't like. He comes to the door to greet me but stops about a foot away, gives me "The Look" and promptly ignores me.
477 posted on 02/02/2006 6:39:19 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
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To: Darksheare

Been THERE, for SURE!

Years ago, when I had the Great PV (Pi$$ and Vinegar) I also had a red and white Siberian husky. I had to have the dog put down, and when I came home without him, PV ignored me for the next six months. He would allow me to feed him, but when I went to touch him, he was very adept at escaping.

I still miss that ol' guy...bofum, actually...:o[


478 posted on 02/02/2006 6:40:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Darksheare

Well, she's resourceful and you should be proud. (hehe)


479 posted on 02/02/2006 6:41:07 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Wow! Kenya, huh? I'd like to be a lizard in your luggage...

George sounds very handsome! Does he go with you when you go to the cabin?


480 posted on 02/02/2006 6:41:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face
Kearen has this ogre glare.

Dad snapped a pic of it, and it can be seen here.

481 posted on 02/02/2006 6:41:55 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Monkey Face

Mimi was a bobcat domestic mix.
I had to be careful of whether or not I upset her.
I had to do quite a bit of kissing up to the cat to get her to 'talk' to me again.


482 posted on 02/02/2006 6:43:14 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

LOL!
Cats are so expressive. And each one is so different...
But "The Look" will never change. It seems to be a part of Cat-dom.


483 posted on 02/02/2006 6:43:17 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I am.
Just wish she wouldn't squish me.
(She could squish the missus instead.. yeah!)


484 posted on 02/02/2006 6:43:52 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Hi, Victoria!

I'm glad you found us! How are you doing?


485 posted on 02/02/2006 6:44:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Darksheare

"...OGRE GLARE...????"

LOL!
That looks like the Evil Eye to the Nth Power! LOL!
I'd have to nearly wilt if she turned that on ME!


486 posted on 02/02/2006 6:47:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Cats are very good with 'looks'.
So, I have a silly dog. hehehe
487 posted on 02/02/2006 6:47:15 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face
Hello there, Face. Doing pretty good, thanks much for asking.

How about you?

488 posted on 02/02/2006 6:47:28 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Monkey Face
It is going to be fun. It has been almost ten years since I was there. It is just so expensive, but they will let me stay at the mission compound with my parents so I won't have the expense of a hotel.

George will not be going to Kenya but he does go to the cabin with me. He likes the chipmunks there. :)

489 posted on 02/02/2006 6:48:15 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!
(I hope "no one" is looking over your shoulder, or has a penchant for FR...)


490 posted on 02/02/2006 6:48:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Monkey Face

That is how she looks at me all too often, especially if I haven't read her feline mind accurately.
She tells me I should grovel at her dainty paws or face the kitty claw..


491 posted on 02/02/2006 6:49:57 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Darksheare
Aww I love that pic with the fish thingy. ;)
492 posted on 02/02/2006 6:50:36 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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493 posted on 02/02/2006 6:50:36 PM PST by TypeZoNegative (Future Minnesota Refugee)
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To: Monkey Face

Kearen is sitting pretty on the bed, asleep.


494 posted on 02/02/2006 6:50:39 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yeah, and the glare she's giving is just killer.


495 posted on 02/02/2006 6:51:06 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Darksheare
That cat is deciding whether to have your shredded remains with lemon pepper or barbecue sauce.
496 posted on 02/02/2006 6:51:12 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

It looks like we have a lot of work to do on THIS thread! I hope you'll find time to spend here; you know, this is a place to relax. It's goofy sometimes, but solid. ;o]


497 posted on 02/02/2006 6:51:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Darksheare
She wouldn't do that to a fellow female, I guess.

hehe hehe hehe

VERY GOOD KITTY!
498 posted on 02/02/2006 6:52:54 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Also deciding if green brocade and gold tassles will look good with my stuffed and mounted skull.


499 posted on 02/02/2006 6:53:19 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Do you get to see your folks very often? It sounds as if this will be a good vacation for you.

Chipmunks, huh? Like Chip'n'Dale? I used to love to feed the chipmunks in the foothills.

Keep me posted on your trip...ETD etc.


500 posted on 02/02/2006 6:54:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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