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Department of Troll Control | Another Ignorant Troll

Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls

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To: MNJohnnie
He was a troll. The AM said his original title was,
"A Special Message from The Department of Homeland Security."

He just left off his Sarc tag too.

101 posted on 01/12/2006 2:03:35 PM PST by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken.)
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To: La Enchiladita
I can't normally bear these arrogant EU types either but after the Alito Marathon this week, I am simply too wore out. Sorry for letting the team down today but my brain is just fried. Think I will go read a nice soothing book and get back in fighting trim for the weekend. Sure to be a last minute trash Alito fest now that the "best and brightest" of the Democrats had their 3 days and so totally blew it.
102 posted on 01/12/2006 2:04:34 PM PST by MNJohnnie (Resistance is futile. We are the Freepers. You will be assimilated)
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To: dhls

The village is missing an idiot.


103 posted on 01/12/2006 2:20:34 PM PST by DBeers (†)
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To: dhls
                 who asked you?


104 posted on 01/12/2006 2:24:09 PM PST by vigilante2 (proud parent of a soldier)
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To: vigilante2

I love that picture.


105 posted on 01/12/2006 3:27:49 PM PST by MNJohnnie (Resistance is futile. We are the Freepers. You will be assimilated)
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To: MNJohnnie

Tiger is very popular! Thanks for your service Johnnie


106 posted on 01/12/2006 4:00:25 PM PST by vigilante2 (proud parent of a soldier)
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To: higgmeister

Definitely a troll. Drained a lot of FReepers, but we got him in the end.


107 posted on 01/12/2006 4:19:56 PM PST by La Enchiladita (God bless our Troops)
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To: MNJohnnie

Thanks, Johnnie.


108 posted on 01/12/2006 4:20:22 PM PST by La Enchiladita (God bless our Troops)
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To: dhls

Teddy Kennedy, is that you?

You need another snort of Vodka and should just "chill" whilst listening to some Allman Brothers records.


109 posted on 01/12/2006 4:23:34 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: dhls
"rich white people"

Wow, envious of other's accomplishments and a racist at the same time. Two for one special...

110 posted on 01/12/2006 4:24:09 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: scott0347

Wow, that's a real blast - and deservedly so. :-)


111 posted on 01/12/2006 6:39:38 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: dhls

I thought DHLS delivered packages that UPS wouldn't bother with.


112 posted on 01/12/2006 6:43:46 PM PST by norton
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To: dhls
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
113 posted on 01/12/2006 10:28:20 PM PST by IYellAtMyTV (The Left -- playing russian roulette with an automatic.)
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To: dhls

114 posted on 01/13/2006 2:23:29 PM PST by Thunder90
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To: Monkey Face; darkwing104; Delta 21; Jack Black; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; EsmeraldaA; Das Outsider; ...

What's this all about?



Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The January Chronicles

115 posted on 01/31/2006 5:46:24 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Libs: Celebrate MY diversity! | Iran Azadi 2006 | Is it February yet?)
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To: sionnsar

AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sorry...

Hi...

116 posted on 01/31/2006 5:49:11 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: All; yall
Last Post?


117 posted on 01/31/2006 5:49:42 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Libs: Celebrate MY diversity! | Iran Azadi 2006 | Is it February yet?)
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To: sionnsar
we have to give it up in the mean time for safty

In the mean time? Yes, I guess war is kind of a mean time isn't it. How did I miss the chance to mock this one?

118 posted on 01/31/2006 5:50:44 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Hey waittaminute....

Oh, that's right.... I had a choice between two threads and took the easy one. Oh well. Half the group would have complained of the other, I am sure.

119 posted on 01/31/2006 5:52:15 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Libs: Celebrate MY diversity! | Iran Azadi 2006 | Is it February yet?)
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To: dhls

Now I know why everyone has been suspicous of me, its true trolls are horrible spellers. I thought they were just being obnoxious but damn. Yet another reason for me to be ashamed of my grammer.

and as a new guy let me ask a new guy question...

what is zot? and whats the deal with the adorable viking kittens?


120 posted on 01/31/2006 5:53:12 PM PST by spikeytx86
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To: sionnsar

Nice thread you got here.

"When did we capture Hitler....When did we capture Tojo. When did we capture Gorbachev" - Rush Limbaugh.


121 posted on 01/31/2006 5:53:21 PM PST by NeoCaveman (The era of the stealth candidate is over, 58-42)
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To: sionnsar

Aaah... Our new home.

*sets up the Tax Table*

:-)


122 posted on 01/31/2006 5:53:45 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
How did I miss the chance to mock this one?

You didn't miss it, you were only late to it. *\;-)

Image hosting by Photobucket Safty

123 posted on 01/31/2006 5:54:47 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Libs: Celebrate MY diversity! | Iran Azadi 2006 | Is it February yet?)
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To: spikeytx86
Yet another reason for me to be ashamed of my grammer.

What did she do?

124 posted on 01/31/2006 5:56:00 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Libs: Celebrate MY diversity! | Iran Azadi 2006 | Is it February yet?)
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To: tuliptree76
*sets up the Tax Table*

Thanks!

It wouldn't be the Undead Thread without the Tax Table.

BTW, just where is it in the castle?

125 posted on 01/31/2006 5:58:23 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Libs: Celebrate MY diversity! | Iran Azadi 2006 | Is it February yet?)
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To: dubyaismypresident; sionnsar
"When did we capture Hitler....When did we capture Tojo. When did we capture Gorbachev" - Rush Limbaugh.

And did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

126 posted on 01/31/2006 5:58:58 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob
*sets up the Tax Table*

NnBob, is the Log Table done yet?

127 posted on 01/31/2006 5:59:44 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Libs: Celebrate MY diversity! | Iran Azadi 2006 | Is it February yet?)
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To: sionnsar; tuliptree76
"... just where is it in the castle?"

If memory serves, it's in the main corridor. Turn left when you enter the big doors.

128 posted on 01/31/2006 6:00:57 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: dhls
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Road Kill Beeber AssociationZOT ZOT ZOT
129 posted on 01/31/2006 6:02:53 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: NicknamedBob
And did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Hello, Senator Blutarski.

130 posted on 01/31/2006 6:06:02 PM PST by NeoCaveman (The era of the stealth candidate is over, 58-42)
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To: dubyaismypresident

Ooh! Elvis has entered the building!


131 posted on 01/31/2006 6:10:10 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: All

I'm going to watch W, but wanted to try out my new tag line.

Good night, All


132 posted on 01/31/2006 6:13:26 PM PST by fanfan (Ask me how to do Folding@Home!)
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To: sionnsar

>Therefore fellow Americans...

>Thank you and May God bless America.

LOL!

It sounds like the state of the union address.

Thanks for the ping.


133 posted on 01/31/2006 6:52:21 PM PST by TheBrotherhood (Tancredo for President.)
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To: dhls

dhls -- dipstick humorless liberal swine


134 posted on 01/31/2006 6:54:12 PM PST by doug from upland (INDICTING HILLARY -- now that is something that's good for America)
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To: sionnsar
"... is the Log Table done yet?"

Er? *NnB scratches head*

Log table?

When did I miss this?

135 posted on 01/31/2006 7:10:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: spikeytx86
what is zot?

A Zot is the sound that is created when a troll is fried.

and whats the deal with the adorable viking kittens?

I am not quite sure why this was linked in one of the early "zot" threads but we adopted them.

Viking kitties

136 posted on 01/31/2006 7:26:09 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
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To: dhls

Finch -Bitemarks and Bloodstains

"My or may we be this way forever,
and tell me lover,
what will become of the others?"
Bones, skin, nails and flesh
On a bed of "lack of passion"
A medieval consequence

They worry you with all the talk of how you're not their kind
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fall

Maladjusted, you must trust me darling
Subsequentially, you see, you deserve more than me
They bury you while wearing garments
Of funeral fire

Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fall
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fall

This will hurt you
It's killing me (this is the salt in my side, this is the thorn in my eye)
This will hurt you
And I will too, and I will

Bloodlust, bloodlust - for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodloss - for this boy
Bloodlust, bloodlust - for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodloss - for this boy, this boy
Another puncture wound
And once again, forgive my sins
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fall
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home (this is forever)
There is always one more fall
This is FOREVER


137 posted on 01/31/2006 7:37:07 PM PST by Darksheare (And baby says "RAAAAR!")
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To: sionnsar

Has the house been moved again?


138 posted on 01/31/2006 7:40:07 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy; doug from upland

Welcome to the February Chronicles of the Undead Thread.


139 posted on 01/31/2006 7:43:31 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: Flightdeck

They shoulda asked this guy to give the response to the SOTU speech for the Dems instead of Kaine. What a flop.


140 posted on 01/31/2006 7:47:24 PM PST by Crooked Constituent
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks, I will come back to this sanctuary soon. For now I am off to the gym.


141 posted on 01/31/2006 7:54:53 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Crooked Constituent

Kerry looked like he'd had a fresh supply of Botox.


Hillary was like a Dr. Jeckell/Mr. Hyde with a frozen smile reminding me of Jack Nicholson as the Joker, which would then slip into a hideous grimace as her inner witch asserted itself.


142 posted on 01/31/2006 7:57:13 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar
"... just where is it in the castle?"

If memory serves, it's in the main corridor. Turn left when you enter the big doors.

Actually, the Tax Table was banned to a small, dark corner. ;-)

143 posted on 01/31/2006 7:58:44 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

ahh, makes sense now. Thanks for the info.


144 posted on 01/31/2006 8:20:18 PM PST by spikeytx86
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To: tuliptree76
"Actually, the Tax Table was banned to a small, dark corner."

"Banned? Dark?" -- Now, wait a minute.

At whose behest, might I inquire? You are entitled to the space you require, and as much light as you need. I do not like taxes, but I do not discriminate against tax people.

Like Robert Heinlein, I believe one should be fully alert when observing them.

145 posted on 01/31/2006 8:31:21 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: NicknamedBob; fanfan
At whose behest, might I inquire?

I believe it was fanfan.

146 posted on 01/31/2006 8:33:27 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Never mind. You move your table into a well-lighted space.

I keep my friends close ...


147 posted on 01/31/2006 8:38:29 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks, Bob.


148 posted on 01/31/2006 8:42:48 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Good Night, Doctor Miss Tulip.


149 posted on 01/31/2006 8:56:18 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good night.


150 posted on 01/31/2006 8:57:08 PM PST by tuliptree76
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