Skip to comments.A special message from the Department of Troll Control, come and get it!
Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls
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Sigh. They just don't make trolls like they used to...
What a mess. Paragraphs are our friends, but I don't think they could help this.
This was one of the lamest trolls we've had in awhile. I'm not sure I should waste a shrubbery on him.
Got to ask where did Troll and Zot come from.
Looks just like something posted earlier today but after spell check.
You got that part right. If Clinton responded as well to terrorist attacks as he did to chubby interns, much of what has transpired may well have not happened.
That being said, you aren't fooling anyone with your silly diatribe.
No spell check..His spelling is atrocious!
yes, I believe he will be running along to school to learn some more of those oh-so-wonderful publik skool spaling skills that gave him the ability to enlighten us with such wonderful drivel...
Do trolls have BO?
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
I'm assuming they're upset over the Alito hearings.
You know, your post has to be one of the most excessively STUPID posting every posted here. In a board with such a long rich history, that is a MAJOR accomplishment. Your post is ultra, completely mega stupid. We will have to come up with a whole new classification of stupid to adequately address your level of idiocy. World Record Stupid! Rock hard dehydrated stupid! Lifetime Achievement Stupid! So stupid it MUST be a lost fragment of the primordial soup from with all imbeciles since have sprung. It sets a whole new standard by which stupidity will be judged from now on! Quick, call the Nobel Comittee. We have to estabish a whole new Nobel Prize for World Record Stupidty just so this poster can be award it!!!
Fresh troll here. Get while it hot. Fresh troll here!
That's it! Ride your stupidity for all it is worth! Revel in your moronness! Some people rise to greatness but not you! No YOU have chosen a more difficult path, you have chosen to sink to the lowest possible level of idiocy it is possible to reach and STILL be able to operate a computer! Way to flaunt your single digit IQ!!!!! BRAVO! Encore!!!!!
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Kitty looks grumpy.
LOL! and bored! LOL!
Yes, you're right. Kinda like the look I get on my face in boring (is there any other kind?) meetings.
Complete with sneer, or so I'm told.
A Special Message for The Department of Homeland Security
Fellow Americans, there comes a time in everyones life when we must give of ourselves before we are worthy to receive. There comes a time in this war on terror when we must give up liberty for safety in order to protect ourselves in the interim. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken The Creator for The Creation and have decided that they value "civil liberties" more than protecting Western Civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists.
Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheme the name of our supreme Commander-and-Chief, George W. Bush, while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fault for everything bad in America.
Now we are at war and we must make a decision. Support the safety of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties: that we are in this war, so it is only fair that we give up civil liberties. No one said life was supposed to be fair. You liberal crybabies dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If youre not for Bush and against civil liberties youre a terrorist! Youre probably even a Communist and should be detained.
Therefore, fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W. Bush and behind this war with no ifs, ands, or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military without question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.
That's partly how your kind are spotted so quickly.
We might have a dialog if you could raise your invective
above the fifth grade level.
Now that is a cruel cat.
Ding dang...I'm late. Any scraps?
You're outta here!
"I don't have much experience with Trolls.
Are they anything like Furrbies?"
No, Furrbies are good with a little butter and white wine.
Delicious, yummy snack here:
How come lefties don't have spell check on their computers?
I was going to post a comment but I see you've already said it all. Well done! :)
Thank you :-)
safty is bush fult.
I do not think this one is a troll. I think he is just confused. I gave him some rope, let's see if he hangs himself first. :-)
Set me off with the Gitmo slur!!!
I can't stand slander of our military, especially from an arrogant european!!
I'm still reading your post, MN. Thanks for staying cool; I can't do it!