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1 posted on 01/14/2006 10:24:26 AM PST by navysealdad
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"Wanna Breed"? Guy I knew in the army used this. The amazing theing is he actually would score about 15% of the time. I guess if it is stupid but it works, maybe it isn't stupid.


2 posted on 01/14/2006 10:26:26 AM PST by MNJohnnie (Misuse of the Commerce Clause is the root of all Congressional evil)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; King Prout

Hey ping the tribe. Bet you all can have some fun with this thread


3 posted on 01/14/2006 10:27:58 AM PST by MNJohnnie (Misuse of the Commerce Clause is the root of all Congressional evil)
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To: navysealdad
Ted Kennedy: "Hey, want to see my new Oldsmobile"?

Ted Kennedy: "I'm drunk. My wife aint here. Any of you girls over 18"?"

4 posted on 01/14/2006 10:29:25 AM PST by LdSentinal
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To: navysealdad
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

Lol!

5 posted on 01/14/2006 10:31:43 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: navysealdad; .cnI redruM; 537cant be wrong; 68 grunt; A. Patriot; A_Conservative_Chinese; ...

Hehe. :)


7 posted on 01/14/2006 10:32:17 AM PST by EveningStar
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The ones you chose were the better ones.
These made me really laugh....

"You look like a hooker I once knew in Reno."
"I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good"

Yeah, that's gonna get the babes. Lol.

"4. My name is Bill and I'm conducting a poll... in my pants."

Strictly for laughs.


8 posted on 01/14/2006 10:33:16 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: navysealdad; EveningStar
From the immortal Glenn Quagmire:


12 posted on 01/14/2006 10:36:32 AM PST by Clemenza (Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
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"Nobody moves... nobody gets hurt."
13 posted on 01/14/2006 10:37:10 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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I always thought the worst pick-up line in history was,


"Hi, My friends call me Pissant!"


14 posted on 01/14/2006 10:40:09 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Laryngitis sucks.)
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I still like Vic Ferrari's couple of pick-up lines

You look like a girl who has heard evry cheap pick-up line in the book....so one more wont matter"

and vic's classic:

I'm in to Italian films, french wine, and bee-you-tee-ful ladies!
If you're intersested let's talk. If not it's been fun.

"Vic, huh?"

Why don't you see how I handle a tight corner?

Terrible humor Vic, but I love that smile!

Come on! Walk with me! Talk with me!

17 posted on 01/14/2006 10:41:38 AM PST by stylin19a (God does not apply to your alloted time, the hours spent playing golf.)
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To: navysealdad

I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your place?


19 posted on 01/14/2006 10:43:02 AM PST by Solamente
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To: navysealdad

A guy once walked up to me on a subway platform and said.
"I'd like to see your glasses next mine on my nightstand." Weird, huh?


20 posted on 01/14/2006 10:43:29 AM PST by Hildy (Spielberg spends his spare time memorializing the last Holocaust while working to justify the next.)
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"I'm lost. Can I come home with you?"
23 posted on 01/14/2006 10:47:30 AM PST by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: navysealdad

'Would you like to come to a pants party?'....Brick, in 'Anchorman-The Legend of Ron Burgundy'.


26 posted on 01/14/2006 10:48:40 AM PST by originalbuckeye
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I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I could make your bed rock!


27 posted on 01/14/2006 10:49:38 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: navysealdad

Honestly,do ladies really respond to a pick up line from a complete stranger?


29 posted on 01/14/2006 10:50:06 AM PST by carlr
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To: navysealdad

"Well, that's a nice little bit of nothing you're almost wearing."

(delivered as nonchalantly as possible while sipping a vodka martini)


32 posted on 01/14/2006 10:52:21 AM PST by rightwinggoth
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To: navysealdad

I saw a friend use this one and it worked:

"Nice shoes, wanna f#ck?"


45 posted on 01/14/2006 11:25:28 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (I can dance in boots just fine, thanks!)
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Non, no, no. Worst ever line:

Sleep with me and your little sister will be released unharmed.


47 posted on 01/14/2006 11:29:50 AM PST by noblejones (Ben Stein for President, 2008.)
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Wanna see my Hairy Potter?


52 posted on 01/14/2006 11:43:41 AM PST by noblejones (Ben Stein for President, 2008.)
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