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To: navysealdad; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; ...

I always thought the worst pick-up line in history was,


"Hi, My friends call me Pissant!"


14 posted on 01/14/2006 10:40:09 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Laryngitis sucks.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see myself in your pants."


18 posted on 01/14/2006 10:42:14 AM PST by rattrap
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To: Dashing Dasher

Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"

Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait. That heavenly body is you!


35 posted on 01/14/2006 10:54:27 AM PST by nhoward14 (Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Ever kiss a one eared bunny on his nose ?

Best said with one pants pocket turned inside out and zipper down

42 posted on 01/14/2006 11:08:48 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: Dashing Dasher; Horatio Gates; Squantos; sit-rep

Would you like to call 9-1-1 and make a cop come?


49 posted on 01/14/2006 11:33:41 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Dashing Dasher

Many years ago in my younger and crazier days I had a buddy who would just walk up and get right to the point:

"Do you wanna &*^* or should I apologize?"

I saw it work once over the years. Many times he got slapped pretty hard.

I, of course, was just an innocent bystander.


58 posted on 01/14/2006 12:11:03 PM PST by day10 (Be on my side, I'll be on your side, baby...there is no reason for you to hide...)
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To: Dashing Dasher

No, that one works even better than "what a nice dress, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor".


185 posted on 01/16/2006 4:49:15 AM PST by pissant
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