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Police Arrest Man Wearing Only a Toga
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| 1/19/06
Posted on 01/19/2006 3:56:51 PM PST by martin_fierro
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Who wore the toga -- the suspect or the cops?
The Cavalcade of Lousy Headline Writing continues
To: Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
01/19/2006 3:57:40 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Internationally-recognized insomniac)
To: martin_fierro
To: martin_fierro
Frat initiation gone wrong?
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posted on
01/19/2006 3:59:34 PM PST
by
varyouga
(I no longer fear death. I only fear the day when the DUmmies take over.)
To: martin_fierro
Let me guess. When they asked him "Why?", he answered "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
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posted on
01/19/2006 4:00:53 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87..."TOGAAA!!! TOGAAAAAA!!!!!")
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To: martin_fierro
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posted on
01/19/2006 4:02:50 PM PST
by
Mr. Jazzy
(VPD of PFC Smoothguy242, USMC, somewhere in Afghanistan)
To: martin_fierro
What if you were the cop that had to return the panties.
Here ma'am... we have recovered the panties..
To: lowbridge
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posted on
01/19/2006 4:03:36 PM PST
by
Dog
( Ayman al-Zawahiri .....Sleep tight, old man. We'll be coming for you soon.)
To: Mr. Jazzy
No, I'm sure it was Pissant!!! I've seen him wear that toga before!
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posted on
01/19/2006 4:05:11 PM PST
by
derllak
To: martin_fierro
WHAT! NO PUMPS! ..only a TOGA? :D
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posted on
01/19/2006 4:05:15 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: warpcorebreach
"What if you were the cop that had to return the panties."
Can you match skid marks like you would fingerprints?
To: martin_fierro
"Who wore the toga..."
I've notified my local cops of the newest fashion trend.
To: martin_fierro
To: warpcorebreach
What if you were the cop that had to return the panties.
Here ma'am... we have recovered the panties..
Naw, court evidence...... here jurors would you like to examine the evidence....
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posted on
01/19/2006 4:09:26 PM PST
by
deport
To: martin_fierro
Panty Raids are sooooooo yesterday's news!
To: martin_fierro
What did the psychiatrist say when the naked man walked into his office: "I can see your nuts"
To: martin_fierro; Squantos; sit-rep; Horatio Gates
Who wore the toga -- the suspect or the cops? Well, you know, sometimes the dry cleaners didn't have my uniform ready in time, so I had to improvise.
To: martin_fierro
Lets examine the evidence. He was driving a car at excessive speed. He was wearing a toga. He had women's panties.
Obviously he was an American Imperialist out to find some innocent Freedom Fighters to torture.
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posted on
01/19/2006 4:13:05 PM PST
by
LexBaird
("I'm not questioning your patriotism, I'm answering your treason."--JennysCool)
To: martin_fierro
Yes, but, was the guy wearing a HAT to match? In which case, it was Senator Byrd.
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