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'I SHOULD BE IN THE BIBLE' says Kanye West
Contact Music | 2-9-2006 | n/a

Posted on 02/09/2006 8:41:46 PM PST by dolphin558

Cocky rap star KANYE WEST is calling for a revised edition of THE BIBLE, because he thinks he should be a character in it.

The JESUS WALKS hitmaker, who picked up three Grammy Awards last night (08FEB06), feels sure he'd be "a griot" (West African storyteller) in a modern Bible.

He says, "I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker.

"I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already."

http://contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/cocky%20west%20i%20should%20be%20in%20the%20bible_09_02_2006


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: attentionwhore; bible; grammy; grammys; jesus; kanye; kanyewest; west
Wow, talk about a misguided young man. God help him!
1 posted on 02/09/2006 8:41:49 PM PST by dolphin558
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To: dolphin558
'I SHOULD BE IN THE BIBLE' 'SOMEBODY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME' says Kanye West. 'I NEED TO SELL MORE RECORDS AND MAKE MORE MONEY'
2 posted on 02/09/2006 8:44:14 PM PST by advance_copy (Stand for life, or nothing at all)
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To: dolphin558

"Of course I'm modest. I'm probably the most modest person on the planet. Ain't no one anywhere near as modest as me, there's just no one touching me, Kayne West, in the modesty department. I'm pretty much the king of modesty. I get the best rappers in the game calling me up asking for lessons on modesty. That's how amazingly, unbelievably modest Kayne West is, ****er. Recognize that."


3 posted on 02/09/2006 8:44:26 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: dolphin558

"I'd be a part of the Bible."

Yeah, the part when Moses hits him in the head with the ten commandments and they make him drink the melted down, golden calf.


4 posted on 02/09/2006 8:44:27 PM PST by Tulsa Ramjet ("If not now, when")
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To: dolphin558

"I'm an inspirational speaker."

Kanye, you're a dumbass.


5 posted on 02/09/2006 8:47:18 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
***Kanye, you're a dumbass.***

Well said!

6 posted on 02/09/2006 8:52:19 PM PST by buckeyesrule (Joseph Lowery Sucks!)
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To: dolphin558

Maybe he is in the Bible. Didn't Jesus ride on an ass?


7 posted on 02/09/2006 8:56:02 PM PST by Zarro (We Support Governor Rossi)
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To: dolphin558
When my kids ACT like this in an obvious attempt to draw attention to themselves, I just ignore them and then they eventually got back to watching cartoon netwoork.
8 posted on 02/09/2006 9:00:00 PM PST by txroadkill (Are you a Texas Freeper?? Click my handle to find out.)
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To: dolphin558
Cocky rap star KANYE WEST is calling for a revised edition of THE BIBLE, because he thinks he should be a character in it.

He's already mentioned in the Bible:

Numbers 22:

28 And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass...

9 posted on 02/09/2006 9:02:19 PM PST by randog (What the....?!)
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To: dolphin558
Kanye is an excellent reason to bring back corporal punishment. He is screaming for a spanking.
10 posted on 02/09/2006 9:04:49 PM PST by afnamvet
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His music is pretty catchy but his personality well...Its like a Saturday Night Live skit that never ends, one of the non-funny variety. Ladies and Gentleman this is an actual Kayne Kwote, dont hate please. This man is a genius, this was off the cuff or so they say. Kayne splains to Babwa why he is the man -

"I'm on Barbara Walters.
You know I won't falter.

Jesus walked. He took me to the alter...

And I can talk to any reporter.

Turn on your recorder."




11 posted on 02/09/2006 9:05:10 PM PST by planetpatrol
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To: buckeyesrule

(Insert inspirational music here)

"I am Kayne West, and I am here to tell you why I am so important. I think that there are not enough Kayne West photos in magazines, and I certainly do not think there are enough Kayne West songs on the radio. I go into a library, and I don't see many Kayne West books. Oh, and I was thumbing through the Bible last night, and you guessed it! Not one reference to Kayne West!!! I just cannot believe it! Anyway, yes, Kayne West is important, and even though white people won't recognize how special I am, it is critical that you understand how my next movie will change all of that. It is titled, "Kayne West: The Movie." Make sure you see it because it is a true story of the life of Kayne West. I'm Kayne West, and I support this message."


12 posted on 02/09/2006 9:25:52 PM PST by Emmet Fitzhume ("Satan and Mohammed: Proud parents of Death, Destruction, and Islam.")
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To: randog

hahahahaha!!!!!


13 posted on 02/09/2006 9:26:30 PM PST by Emmet Fitzhume ("Satan and Mohammed: Proud parents of Death, Destruction, and Islam.")
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To: dolphin558

I can think of several places he should be and none of them are the bible.


14 posted on 02/09/2006 9:30:42 PM PST by jazusamo (A Progressive is only a Socialist in a transparent disguise.)
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To: dolphin558

Who is Kanye West?


15 posted on 02/10/2006 3:38:21 AM PST by Oztrich Boy (Free Speech is not for everyone, If you don't like it, then don't use it)
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To: dolphin558

Well, somebody's mighty impressed with himeslf...


16 posted on 02/10/2006 4:10:35 AM PST by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: dolphin558

He can play the part of the ass with a jawbone.


17 posted on 02/10/2006 4:12:11 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: dolphin558

I would pay good money to see a Marine kick his ass.


18 posted on 02/10/2006 4:13:36 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back. -Coulter)
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To: beaversmom

Just another stupid remark.

http://www.geocities.com/nastymcquickly/articles/standard.html

Experience has sown few seeds of doubt in him: not that his mind is closed, but it's closed round whatever he believes at the time. 'Christianity will go,' he said. 'It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first-rock 'n' roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.' He is reading extensively about religion.


19 posted on 02/10/2006 7:45:19 AM PST by onef
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To: dolphin558

Very inspirational...

In fact, I'm inspired to give this fool a nice steaming cup of STFU!


20 posted on 02/10/2006 11:29:40 AM PST by rock_lobsta
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To: dolphin558

Not to sound ingnorant, but who is Kayne West?


21 posted on 02/10/2006 11:43:26 AM PST by Vor Lady (Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?)
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To: Grannyx4
ingnorant = ignorant
22 posted on 02/10/2006 11:46:20 AM PST by Vor Lady (Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?)
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To: Grannyx4

hey kanye, why dont you get some balls and tell everyone you should be in Quran? coward.


23 posted on 02/10/2006 12:59:50 PM PST by beansox
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To: dolphin558

That's right Kanye, JESUS WALKS - up to kanye west and puts a boot in in ass...


24 posted on 02/10/2006 4:03:39 PM PST by TeddyCon
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To: dolphin558; BibChr; logos
I did find him in the bible. Here he is:

But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power.

Avoid such people. For among them are those who creep into households and capture weak women, burdened with sins and led astray by various passions, always learning and never able to arrive at a knowledge of the truth.

2 Timothy 3


25 posted on 02/11/2006 3:53:49 AM PST by SkyPilot
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To: dolphin558
Oh good heavens.........get over yourself, dude.
26 posted on 02/11/2006 3:55:59 AM PST by RightOnline
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To: ovrtaxt

WOOOOO HOOOOOO, I'm right behind you in THAT ticket line.


27 posted on 02/11/2006 5:38:22 PM PST by moviegirl (I guide this ride)
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To: dolphin558

Glad to see he got over his inferiority complex.


28 posted on 02/11/2006 5:39:38 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: Grannyx4
"Not to sound ignorant, but who is Kayne West?"

Doesn't really matter; in three years we will all be asking "Who WAS Kayne West?"
29 posted on 02/11/2006 5:40:52 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
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To: Richard Kimball

"Glad to see he got over his inferiority complex."

He doesn't have a complex - he's really inferior.


30 posted on 02/11/2006 5:42:05 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
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To: txroadkill
When my kids ACT like this in an obvious attempt to draw attention to themselves, I just ignore them and then they eventually got back to watching cartoon netwoork. When my kids act like this I ignore them and start watching the Cartoon Network.
31 posted on 02/11/2006 5:45:42 PM PST by usmcobra (I'm a Marine on currently on inactive status awaiting an eternal change of duty station)
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To: dolphin558
He should read his Bible:

God opposes the proud, but gives grace to the humble [James 4:6]

32 posted on 02/11/2006 5:49:58 PM PST by Pharmboy (The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
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