Skip to comments.'I SHOULD BE IN THE BIBLE' says Kanye West
Posted on 02/09/2006 8:41:46 PM PST by dolphin558
Cocky rap star KANYE WEST is calling for a revised edition of THE BIBLE, because he thinks he should be a character in it.
The JESUS WALKS hitmaker, who picked up three Grammy Awards last night (08FEB06), feels sure he'd be "a griot" (West African storyteller) in a modern Bible.
He says, "I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker.
"I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already."
"Of course I'm modest. I'm probably the most modest person on the planet. Ain't no one anywhere near as modest as me, there's just no one touching me, Kayne West, in the modesty department. I'm pretty much the king of modesty. I get the best rappers in the game calling me up asking for lessons on modesty. That's how amazingly, unbelievably modest Kayne West is, ****er. Recognize that."
"I'd be a part of the Bible."
Yeah, the part when Moses hits him in the head with the ten commandments and they make him drink the melted down, golden calf.
"I'm an inspirational speaker."
Kanye, you're a dumbass.
Maybe he is in the Bible. Didn't Jesus ride on an ass?
He's already mentioned in the Bible:
28 And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass...
His music is pretty catchy but his personality well...Its like a Saturday Night Live skit that never ends, one of the non-funny variety. Ladies and Gentleman this is an actual Kayne Kwote, dont hate please. This man is a genius, this was off the cuff or so they say. Kayne splains to Babwa why he is the man -
"I'm on Barbara Walters.
You know I won't falter.
Jesus walked. He took me to the alter...
And I can talk to any reporter.
Turn on your recorder."
(Insert inspirational music here)
"I am Kayne West, and I am here to tell you why I am so important. I think that there are not enough Kayne West photos in magazines, and I certainly do not think there are enough Kayne West songs on the radio. I go into a library, and I don't see many Kayne West books. Oh, and I was thumbing through the Bible last night, and you guessed it! Not one reference to Kayne West!!! I just cannot believe it! Anyway, yes, Kayne West is important, and even though white people won't recognize how special I am, it is critical that you understand how my next movie will change all of that. It is titled, "Kayne West: The Movie." Make sure you see it because it is a true story of the life of Kayne West. I'm Kayne West, and I support this message."
I can think of several places he should be and none of them are the bible.
Who is Kanye West?
Well, somebody's mighty impressed with himeslf...
He can play the part of the ass with a jawbone.
I would pay good money to see a Marine kick his ass.
Just another stupid remark.
Experience has sown few seeds of doubt in him: not that his mind is closed, but it's closed round whatever he believes at the time. 'Christianity will go,' he said. 'It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first-rock 'n' roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.' He is reading extensively about religion.
In fact, I'm inspired to give this fool a nice steaming cup of STFU!
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