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(Vanity) Political Limerick 6-23-2006
grey_whiskers ^ | 2-23-2006 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 02/23/2006 5:34:21 AM PST by grey_whiskers

See for example this thread first.

Maryland might make your license plate
read "DUI"--would be your fate
if you've driven drunk.
But--Darn it! That Skunk
Ted Kennedy's in the wrong state!


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PS to make it scan correctly, scrunch up all the syllables in "Maryland" like the natives do, to something like 'Merlin' instead.

Cheers!

1 posted on 02/23/2006 5:34:22 AM PST by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers
Oh, yes, see this thread too.
2 posted on 02/23/2006 5:38:00 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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