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Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: uncleshag; Purple Mountains Maj; MadCharity; phantomworker; BadKittySF; vipervomit; LiveFreee; ...
The Shopping Game! Here's the deal:
you must come up with any four items that could be found at a store like, say, Fred Meyer. (This is a store that has a wide variety of groceries, but also has sporting goods, cosmetics, electronic equipment, clothing, etc. You get the idea.) The point is that the four items be innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the hell you've got planned for the evening.
Birthday card.
Brownie mix.
Chocolate ex-lax.
Video camera.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:38:42 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Xenophobic Alien
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:38:50 AM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: Xenophobic Alien
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:39:50 AM PST
by
vipervomit
(Some days you're the dog........some days you're the hydrant!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Let the OFST begin!!!!!
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:40:02 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
To: Xenophobic Alien
Live goldfish
a blender
plastic cups
vodka
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:40:41 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Box of condoms
Battery Operated Electric drill
10 Packs of Hot Dogs
Box of Kleenex.........
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:41:52 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: Xenophobic Alien
A Don Ho CD. Saran wrap. An Enema kit. Road Flares.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:42:41 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:42:44 AM PST
by
RioSmith
To: Xenophobic Alien; All
To: theDentist
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:43:42 AM PST
by
RioSmith
To: RioSmith
Hebrew Nationals if you have Jewish friends.......
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:44:54 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: RioSmith
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:45:45 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Red Badger
Wading pool.
Case of beer.
Bullhorn.
Pellet gun.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:47:36 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Xenophobic Alien
WOOHOO! HAPPY FRIDAY!
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:47:38 AM PST
by
Toby06
(Check out my revised profile!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
- 100-pack of Trojans.
- four large watermelons.
- 1 copy of "Partying for Dummies".
- Two rolls of aluminum foil.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:47:47 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Top 20!!! Morning' everyone.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:48:20 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:49:15 AM PST
by
Dallas59
((“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party))
To: Xenophobic Alien
Duct tape
handcuffs
paper towels
extra large trash bags
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:49:21 AM PST
by
Toby06
(Check out my revised profile!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
You forgot Bird feed or fish feed.......
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:49:29 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: Red Badger
Sounds like a fun party you're gonna have!!!
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:50:07 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Chocolate syrup
Vaseline
Tarp
Neon paint
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:52:54 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
- Bouquet of flowers
- Bottle of Wine
- Rat poison
- Shovel
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:53:25 AM PST
by
Egon
(We are number one! All others are number two... or lower.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
- Maxipads.
- Chocolate syrup.
- Clear packing tape.
- 8 Rolls of film.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:53:34 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Reciprocating saw
Latex gloves
Gauze
Medical tape
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:53:41 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Xenophobic Alien
Wait. My list is for this weekend. You're talking about something unusual. I'll have to think about that.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:25 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Good Morning!!!!!
FredHead reporting for Silliness Duty!!!!
Top 50!!!!!!
New tagline......
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:37 AM PST
by
fredhead
("Mine hit the ground first." "Mine was taller." - Kirk Douglas & John Wayne)
To: All
Good morning! Happy Friday!
Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears. When the mother brought the new baby home from the
hospital, Little Johnny's family was invited over to see him.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word, "ears", he would get the spanking of
his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he
understood completely.
When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said,
"What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet
and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes" , the mother replied, "we are so thankful.
The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be
s*^t outta luck if he needed glasses."
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:45 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
dog-training shock collar
leather belt
clothes hangers
The book All Your Kindergartner Needs to Know
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:52 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Bird feeder
Bird seed
Bird shot
Shake & Bake
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:55:59 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Sax; Xenophobic Alien; Auntbee
Car battery
Jumper cables
Case of water
Rope
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:57:48 AM PST
by
MacDorcha
(In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Everyone's list is great!
I'm too asleep yet to figure out mine.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:59:43 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(pcottraux says I'm special!)
To: Hoodlum91
I'm too asleep yet to figure out mine. Please include dental floss on your list. I'd rather not go back into the store.
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:00:47 AM PST
by
Egon
(We are number one! All others are number two... or lower.)
To: Hoodlum91
29 and 30 are the best so far
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:01:20 AM PST
by
MacDorcha
(In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
First time on one of these threads...I'll try (to freak out the cashier).
An empty pinata
A baseball bat
A bottle of Cuervo
2 dozen white mice (or gerbils/hamsters)
To: Xenophobic Alien
1 Cucumber.
1 box xtra-large condoms.
1 bottle K-Y warming lotion.
1 Barney DVD.
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:04:00 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: RabidBartender
rofl. My son's 6th birthday is next week, and he really wants a pinata. New ideas....
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:04:51 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: Xenophobic Alien
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:05:38 AM PST
by
E Rocc
To: Xenophobic Alien
Vaseline
Condoms
Cans of dog food
A nature video
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:05:51 AM PST
by
MacDorcha
(In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
12 packs of D batteries
12 Packs of panties
12 Gold fish
12 Small jars of Vaseline
12 Bananas
12 Tombstone Pizzas
1 Disposable camera
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:06:34 AM PST
by
Dallas59
((“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party))
To: Xenophobic Alien; All
To: Xenophobic Alien
Cordles drill
2 cans of lighter fluid
Peanut M&Ms
Hamster
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:06:51 AM PST
by
vipervomit
(Some days you're the dog........some days you're the hydrant!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
TOP 43!!!!!
To: fredhead
About your tagline, are you talking about them taking a dump?
To: Maximus of Texas
Good morning Max. Time to go shopping.
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:09:55 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Auntbee
What are we shopping for?
P.S. Good morning to you, too. Here is a song for you...
Good morning to you, good morning to you. We're all in our places, with big smiling faces. Good morning to you.
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:12:37 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Maximus of Texas
From the looks on some of these shopping lists there are more perverted people than you or me!!!
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:13:12 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Box of .357 cartridges
Bandana
Card Table
DVD of The Deer Hunter
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:13:20 AM PST
by
Sax
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:14:41 AM PST
by
rambo316
(Social engineering does not work and never will.)
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