Posted on 03/06/2006 9:05:08 AM PST by 56newblog
Robin Williams has presented a Peace Plan that will work. gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's ! one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middlle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes,they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
My apologies in advance if another Freeper has already posted this..
Isn't this some sort of chain letter that has been circulating the Internet for some time?
I've received this in email before and I'm not convinced that it's Robin Williams.
Screams of an urban legend. Williams is a lefty
I think it's been posted since 2001.
I can't remember whether by Ted Nugent or George Carlin, though.
Robin Williams sounds like a Bad American.
I thought George Carlin wrote it.
It's funny, see it before, but it's been attributed to some 10 or 15 authors. No clue who really wrote it.
Sorry 56. I wish it were true. However, this appears to be an urban legend. See http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
sounds to be about 180 degrees from his usual rants.
Dork from Ork.
Fake. See SNOPES.
Robin Williams never made this much sense in his life.
Cute, but I can't see Robin Williams saying this.
Oh no. Not this again. :-/
Same plan was attributed to George Carlin not too long ago....
Looks more like a DU fishing trip....IBTZ???
It sure is. I'm not even sure Robin Williams had anything to do with it. I wish everyone would check these urban legend types of things out before posting.
Well, we'd pass that apology along to the original poster, but I think he passed away, like, 5 years ago.
IF...Robin Williams AKA ''Mork''...actually said this...I'll eat a fresh cow pie.
It's amazing how many perople get taken in by this fake letter. For some reason people REALLY want to like Robin Williams. But, he ABSOLUTELY would NEVER say ANY of the things in this email. He is just another hate-the-USA-firster.
"Looks more like a DU fishing trip....IBTZ???"
I don't think so
Hahah, NOOB-log is right! Shame on you for falling for this old, tired interweb has-been.
Or does a little baby come out and dance on my desktop?
File this in the same file with that 'I'm a Bad American' chain mail that's been attributed to everyone from George Carlin to Andy Rooney.
It's more likely that Venus Williams wrote this than Robin. He's a grade-A useful idiot leftist.
How did you know that?
They said it was confidential and secret.
Ummm .. isn't Robin William suppose to be a liberal??
So9
He was on Chrissy Matthews show I saw this weekend. Typically tossing out every cliche and "Bush is an idiot" joke he could find to the brainless student body of whatever Socialist college he was sitting for. He really was almost as vile as Matthews, and Chrissy just ate it up!
This is not from Robin Williams.
Chrissy Matthews and Robin Williams are both drunks
and why are you commenting on an article that was posted in March ???
I was thinking of saying Janeane Garofalo wrote it, but some people just don't get my sense of humor. I didn't want to see anyone's head explode!
I hear the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary.
I don't know about the first comment, but I wouldn't be surprised.
As to the old article post, I just searched for Robin Williams and this thread came up.
It got attributed to Robin Williams when the last line was tacked on to the rest. Robin Williams did actually say "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'"
Maybe. But for a lefty he sure spends a lot of time in Iraq and Afganistan. He's been there half a dozen times doing USO shows for the troops.
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