Hey, boys and girls: a Nigerian Scammer !

03/14/06 | vanity

[genefromjersey]

This is the text of an email I received today. Wouldn't it be fun to string this guy out for a while,then hang him out to dry ?

Ideas welcome !

Dear Friend,

I am Dr.Daniel Nando presently i am practising with a private hospital here in Ivory Coast W/Africa,And you don?t worry because I got your contact through a chamber of commerce and will like to explain to you about a transaction which I hope you can assist which will benefit both of us.

I have a patient, a Sierra Leonia woman who was on admission for some weeks in my hospital for a complicated ill health as the result but her recovery have been eventful.

As a matter of fact, one night this woman called my attention and began to tell me her ircumstances that she and his only son was refugee here,and that her late husband a militry officer died in a rebel conflict in his late husband was threaten to eliminate the life of her only son because of the matter of certificate of deposit and she could not bear it and manage to escaped through a neighburig country with the certificate of deposite of some (1) trunk box deposited in the security company decleared as family valuable which was traced in Ivory Coast W/Africa that she has confided in me to reveal this secrect to me because of the help i have given to her and her son.

That the content of the consigenment was physical cash of $15. million(USD)and why he did this is because the militry body have once trailed the account of her late husband, at this stage She have decided to leave this country because of political crisis and requested me to seek an honest foreigner who will assist in the transffering the money out for investiment of her son, i have accepted and requested for a proof and she provid the documents of the deposit which was clear and legitimate, and was in my poccession the documents.

Though i have given her the medical & humanitarian help as i could based on the ethics of my proffesion.

Therefore, i have consider to assist her and to contact a genuine person who can also consider to help as well showing that an international brotherhood is reality towards this madam and her son.

She also promise to intimate us with 10% of the total amount of the money and i hope if you can understand the request and the assistance which i hope you can respond positivey.

In the meantime,i hope to hearing from you soon.

please alway be in contact with me through this ID (drdanielnando06@yahoo.fr)

Your sincerely,

[lowbridge]

Wouldn't it be fun to string this guy out for a while,then hang him out to dry ?

Do it. It's lots of fun :-)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts?page=1#1

[Michael.SF.]

Dear Dr. Nando,

Thank you for this wonderful opportunity and yes I would very much like to help you.

Before doing so though, I must ask for a good faith gesture on your part. There is a very big rumor that all of us in the USA are rich, but this is not the case. We have been hit hard these last few years and are bearly getting buy.

Your message is like a message from God!!

I only ask of you the following:

A small token for gas for my car and a new set of tires. My car is a late model car, as you can see from the picture I have enclosed.

Also, if you could send something so i could feed my children. As you can see from the picture, they are adorable, but a bit hungry now. I only have enough money to pay for this computer and my high speed internet access, so anything will help.

Regards,

Tom Joad

[HKMk23]

You want ideas?? Go check out http://www.419eater.com

[lowbridge]

No, that wasnt mine.

Here are mine:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts?page=1#1

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts

[Mr. Brightside]

Last week, I recieved a Nigerian plea for money in my FREE REPUBLIC "Private Mail" box.

[parsifal]

Deer Dr. Nando,

My friend. I salute you with much fervor from Arkansas, United States. Doctors are helping people without always. Therefore, I grok you. My goodest friend, Jimmy Carville is for helping you help, too. All he asks is for hair, which is in your country on people and chickens, too. However, I am needing money in US Dollars to find hair for his baldity because of Arkansas Lice License.

I also am needing doctor advice for friend Paully Begala. His manhood is not up, if you know what I mean. He say his Doctor Of Chiropracty, which is in Arkansas is much the laying on of hands in private place, with or without oil, found too much up-sucking caused his manhoodliness to go to bye-bye sleepy like the Tse-Tse fly do.

Again though, I need U S Dollar equivalents before can get you license to help Paully in Arkansas.

Through much the knowing of good things which come to those who trust in their brothers, please send $25,000.00 to me,your friend to get these two patients for you to do medical to. Then will I obtain for your honorable friend funds from Jimmy and Pauly who have much White House silverware and pictures to sell when they do not look like themselves.

parsy, who is always there to help.

[AnAmericanMother]

LOWBRIDGE RULES!

. . . those are priceless! Pity they don't appreciate how thoroughly they were scammed back . . .

[Emmett McCarthy]

Yeah, well, the beautiful widow that I'm working with has a lot more money than that and I'm getting true love thrown in as a plus so I don't have any need at the moment for 10% of a puny $1.5 million.

[JennysCool]

Yow! That's a hellish situation! Hope it's resolved soon!

[Restorer]

With all due respect, the guy claims to be from Ivory Coast, not Nigeria.

The Lord alone knows where he really is located.

[FLAMING DEATH]

We have a letter like that on our prank email site.

http://www.donaldlancow.com

[Roccus]

This scambaiting is a laugh-riot, especially for Monty Python fans!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE

[Ladysmith]

"LOWBRIDGERULES"

ROTFLMAO!! You must split a gut when they follow through with your instructions!

[lowbridge]

You must split a gut when they follow through with your instructions!

I do. :-)