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Helen Thomas Available for lectures
KeySpeakers.com ^ | Today | Brainhose

Posted on 03/22/2006 6:10:19 AM PST by Brainhose

Yes kids!
For only $12,500 you too can have Helen Thomas give a lecture at your event.
I'm sure it's a rousing good time!


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1 posted on 03/22/2006 6:10:20 AM PST by Brainhose
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To: Brainhose

Great. Can you imagine Helen Thomas lecturing you, like an old spinster aunt trying to tell you how to live her life. Ugh!


2 posted on 03/22/2006 6:14:15 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Brainhose

Walter Cronkite


Special Correspondent for CBS; Journalist; Former Anchorman & Managing Editor, "CBS Evening News"

Fee: $105,000 [FEE NOTE]

Travels From: New York


3 posted on 03/22/2006 6:14:47 AM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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Andrea Mitchell


NBC News Chief; Foreign Affairs Correspondent

Fee: $25,000 [FEE NOTE]

Travels From: District of Columbia


4 posted on 03/22/2006 6:16:47 AM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: Brainhose

I promptly stopped donating to a charity years ago when they sent me an invitation to attend a luncheon where she was speaking.


5 posted on 03/22/2006 6:18:34 AM PST by FourPeas
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To: theDentist

No I can't imagine


6 posted on 03/22/2006 6:19:44 AM PST by Vision ("There are no limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence" Ronald Reagan)
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To: Brainhose; Admin Moderator

The first one to post her picture should be banned.


7 posted on 03/22/2006 6:20:50 AM PST by rllngrk33 (The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
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To: Brainhose

So the Painted Lady is going to fire up heer broom and hit the road and try to spread hate and discontent.


8 posted on 03/22/2006 6:21:38 AM PST by midwyf (Wyoming Native. Environmentalism is a religion too.)
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To: rllngrk33
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9 posted on 03/22/2006 6:22:26 AM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: maggief

Mr. Cronkite = "he C behind C-B.S."


10 posted on 03/22/2006 6:22:30 AM PST by weegee ("Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15.")
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To: Brainhose

11 posted on 03/22/2006 6:22:42 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Brainhose

I hear she's also available for farting contests.

12 posted on 03/22/2006 6:24:38 AM PST by Fintan (Hey, you can't make this stuff up.)
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To: maggief

ROFLOL


13 posted on 03/22/2006 6:25:01 AM PST by freedomlover (Tagline under construction)
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To: maggief
The third picture certainly does Helen justice.
14 posted on 03/22/2006 6:29:26 AM PST by rllngrk33 (The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
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To: rllngrk33

This account has been banned or suspended.

Okay


15 posted on 03/22/2006 6:35:43 AM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: Brainhose

Maybe I can rent her for my next halloween party ;-p~~~


16 posted on 03/22/2006 6:44:57 AM PST by TheSpottedOwl ("Life is a box of chocolates. Eat them before they eat you ".---me.)
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To: Brainhose

Is she available for Halloween?


17 posted on 03/22/2006 6:47:27 AM PST by Sometimes A River (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46031)
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To: maggief

ROTFLMAO oh my gawd!


18 posted on 03/22/2006 6:51:30 AM PST by Brandie
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To: Brainhose

Does the $12.5k include a "happy ending"?


19 posted on 03/22/2006 6:54:33 AM PST by ThePoliticalDookie
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To: maggief

ROTFLMBO!!!!


20 posted on 03/22/2006 7:01:06 AM PST by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: theDentist

I hope my grandkids don't accidently happen upon this pic..........they'll have nightmares for months!


21 posted on 03/22/2006 7:02:30 AM PST by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: theDentist

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


22 posted on 03/22/2006 9:05:11 AM PST by JewishRighter
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To: JewishRighter

Sorry, but it HAD to be posted.


23 posted on 03/22/2006 9:08:12 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: theDentist

Just so amazing that her pic never loses its barf producing powers.


24 posted on 03/22/2006 9:11:31 AM PST by JewishRighter
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To: JewishRighter

25 posted on 03/22/2006 10:56:44 AM PST by memorandum1
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To: Brainhose
Summarized in one word: Unnngh!
26 posted on 03/22/2006 3:02:53 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (This is a darkroom. Keep the door closed or you'll let all the dark out...)
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