Youre Our Second
Tell her what she's won, Jonny!
Maggie, youve won ...
(oooooooh! ewwwwwww! aaaaaaaaaaah!)
As seen on TVs American Idol, this polyurethane replica of Aces scar is guaranteed to turn heads ...
And drop a few too!
Use Ace's Scar to patch leaky tires ...
... to fix broken windows ...
... to cover embarrassing moles and birthmarks ...
It's fun for the whole family!
When a glass-shattering falsetto just isn't enough!
posted on 05/02/2006 6:18:57 PM PDT
("me lovey the jonny" -- conservativebabe)
To: silent_jonny; maggief
posted on 05/02/2006 6:21:02 PM PDT
("Thank you gentlemen! I will repay you. Unless of course I can't find you. Or I forget." - Shrek)
posted on 05/02/2006 6:21:05 PM PDT
(Bush good, demonrats bad.)
That's ... just ... wrong.
posted on 05/02/2006 6:21:43 PM PDT
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But order the "Ace scar" before midnight tonight and you'll get a Lt. Dan/Constantine false eyebrow FREE!
posted on 05/02/2006 6:25:24 PM PDT
("Victory is mine" - Stewie Griffin)
I call FOUL! No fair! I can't keeP dialing the phone while LMAO!! :)
OMG - that was simply hilarious!
Glad to be here, MOgirl
posted on 05/02/2006 6:26:37 PM PDT
(Democrats: The Culture of Treason (and you know what I'm talkin about!))
What, you mean no TOASTER????
You are the most ut! Utmost graphics ... thank you.
But, hold the phone ... Ace's scar? I was hoping for Chris' total
posted on 05/02/2006 6:42:45 PM PDT
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
That is JUST....HILARIOUS! LMAO
ROFL on maggie's prize!
Thanks for overseeing the thread tonight, even though you didn't feel so hot today.
posted on 05/02/2006 7:50:25 PM PDT
("Governor Lynn Swann."...it has a nice ring to it!)
ACE'S SCAR When a glass-shattering falsetto just isn't enough!
Jonny, you are soooo wierd. I like that! ;)
posted on 05/02/2006 8:57:16 PM PDT
(Don't call them "undocumented workers." Use the correct term: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
OMG, Jonny, I haven't laughed that hard in a week!!! The Silly Putty version of The Scar ... ROFLMAO!! Ah, jeez. (Wiping eyes ....) Warn a lady first, willya? If I'd been eating chips, somebody would have to give me a Heimlich right now! :)
And I hope your allergies are better in the morning! I used to have rotten allergies so I really understand. (I was sick for a solid month every spring ... one year I even got pneumonia from it!) Chicken soup with lots of garlic works well for the post-nasal drip thing. Good luck with that.
posted on 05/02/2006 11:19:59 PM PDT
(Kelo must GO!! ..... http://sonoma-moderate.blogspot.com/)
OMG! jonny!!!! That 10,000 poster post is one of the funniest things I have EVER read!!!!
Jonny, you have outdone yourself with that post, you had me lmao
posted on 05/03/2006 7:02:29 AM PDT
(Army Wife and Army Mother.....toughest job in the military)
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