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"My Therapy Buddy" Doll for insecure adults
My Therapy Buddy ^ | 03/31/2006 | Me

Posted on 03/31/2006 3:41:16 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

I'm calling attention to this commercial site not to promote it, but just the opposite. Freepers as a whole are so witty and so, err, umm, "fond" of the latest NewAgey trendy fads, that I thought I would "get my LOLlies" by soliciting comments from you all. Have at it!

I've been told this $70 doll has a deep slow voice that says, "Everything is going to be all right". LOL!!

Here is the full "My Therapy Buddy" Photo Album page. The doll was unveiled this week on "American Inventor".


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: gaythread; mybuddytherapy; newage; psychobabble
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I'll kick off the thread with my own 2 cents:

Two friends at work are thinking of starting a website for the sole purpose of satirizing this. Here are a few of my ideas for possible websites:

1) MyTherapyBunny.com - city sidewalk full of people clutching 8 foot tall Harvey The Rabbit replicas.

2) MyTherapyBubba.com - room full of Democrats sucking their thumbs while tightly clutching large fuzzy Bill Clinton dolls, outpouring their nostalgia for "the only President to ever make us feel warm and fuzzy". Comes with framed certificate from the APA verifying its effectiveness in treating symptoms of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome).

And of course, instead of saying, "Everything is going to be all right" - the MyTherapyBubba doll will croak out, "I Feel Your Pain" over and over and over and over again. I won't give details about the anatomically correct version of this doll with removable boxer shorts that's targeted at (no pun intended) female liberals, because we need to keep this a family friendly website. ("I feel your pain, sweetie. Come a bit closer and feel mine")

1 posted on 03/31/2006 3:41:17 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
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2 posted on 03/31/2006 3:43:27 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

I happened to be watching the "American Inventor" when the guy who invented this came on... the 4 judges couldn't throw him out fast enough!


3 posted on 03/31/2006 3:43:49 PM PST by So Cal Rocket (Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
It's great that they have that "As Seen on American Inventor" graphic.

They don't mention that the judges were crying from trying not laugh at the goofy idiot who "invented" it.

I'm still not entirely convinced the whole thing isn't one big goof.

4 posted on 03/31/2006 3:44:08 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Each 2008 Democrat party delegate and candidate will be recieving a complementary one courtesy of the DNC.


5 posted on 03/31/2006 3:44:10 PM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

I knew a guy once

he used a blow up doll for "therapy"


6 posted on 03/31/2006 3:44:18 PM PST by ansel12
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To: martin_fierro

Slightly less gay, and it won't cost you $70 bucks.

7 posted on 03/31/2006 3:46:22 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)
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To: dead
"...so..what you've invented...is..a stick..."

"..No...It's a wand..."

8 posted on 03/31/2006 3:46:36 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual...if they sense scorn or ridicule, they'll flee)
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To: longtermmemmory
Each 2008 Democrat party delegate and candidate will be recieving a complementary one courtesy of the DNC.

Oh, the vile, perverted things those poor dolls will have to endure...

9 posted on 03/31/2006 3:46:50 PM PST by digger48
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Curious that all these sniveling whimps would need a doll that is little more than a thinnly veneered excuse for the role a male and father should have played in their lives.


10 posted on 03/31/2006 3:47:31 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth (Di'ver'si'ty (adj.): A compound word derived from the root words: division; perversion; adversity.)
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11 posted on 03/31/2006 3:49:01 PM PST by FoxInSocks
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Image hosting by Photobucket
12 posted on 03/31/2006 3:49:10 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Let me be the first.


13 posted on 03/31/2006 3:49:38 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
If an "Adult" really needed this....they shouldn't even be out in society. That thing is too funny! LOL
14 posted on 03/31/2006 3:49:59 PM PST by indi_girl447 (A liberal guy and a liberal gal buy a yugo....and they drive with pride)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

MyTherapyBubba----- These should have been available in Florida after the 2000 election. It would have been cheaper than what the idiots paid for real therapy sessions as were widely reported.


15 posted on 03/31/2006 3:50:23 PM PST by Mark (Rap is to music as etch-a-sketch is to fine art.)
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To: TexasCajun

Therapy?


16 posted on 03/31/2006 3:51:02 PM PST by SmithL (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: small voice in the wilderness
"..No...It's a wand..."

You won't be laughing when bulletball is an Olympic event.

17 posted on 03/31/2006 3:51:16 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
This must be the Friday Feel Good Thread.

MyTherapyUzi.com, it gives me that confidence feeling!!
18 posted on 03/31/2006 3:52:03 PM PST by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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19 posted on 03/31/2006 3:52:31 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
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20 posted on 03/31/2006 3:54:26 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
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To: SmithL

Cheap date! ..and no cuddling or conversation after youknowwhat. :)


21 posted on 03/31/2006 3:54:29 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: small voice in the wilderness

LOL, I saw that!!

Seriously, I thought that had to be the lamest show on TV, the contestants are all either too lame, or way too slick.

Then my parents got me to watch "Deal-No Deal". It has to be the worst show on broadcast TV, bar none.


22 posted on 03/31/2006 3:55:20 PM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: martin_fierro

... until you are seen carrying the "guy" from the car to your house or vice versa


23 posted on 03/31/2006 3:55:22 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

I suppose the Brokeback Mountain Therapy Buddy will soon be available.


24 posted on 03/31/2006 3:56:02 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

So what's wrong with your favorite stuffed animal or doll? You probably have one of those already in the house. Or your pet. Wouldn't that do? I did see the American Inventor episode which featured this product and laughed myself silly! lol


25 posted on 03/31/2006 3:56:22 PM PST by tob2 (I may not be perfect but I'm always me.)
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26 posted on 03/31/2006 3:56:29 PM PST by COEXERJ145 (Real Leaders Base Their Decisions on Their Convictions. Wannabes Base Decisions on the Latest Poll.)
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To: martin_fierro; aculeus; dighton; Tijeras_Slim
Dress him according to your own personal style...

If the buyer dresses him up as a metrosexual, wouldn't that defeat the purpose?

27 posted on 03/31/2006 3:56:31 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

One of these might be worth two Pet Rocks.


28 posted on 03/31/2006 3:56:39 PM PST by Mark (Rap is to music as etch-a-sketch is to fine art.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

how about a snuggly cat or dog.


29 posted on 03/31/2006 3:57:38 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck
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To: So Cal Rocket

Give me a friggin break!!

This country is turning into a "nation" of full fledged pansies!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


30 posted on 03/31/2006 3:58:25 PM PST by Howie66 ("America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people.")
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To: small voice in the wilderness

That was funny too! And there are other people who have invented sticks/wands who have been booted off the show.


32 posted on 03/31/2006 3:58:58 PM PST by tob2 (I may not be perfect but I'm always me.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck
... until you are seen carrying the "guy" from the car to your house or vice versa

On any given Saturday night that's how Mrs. F gets me home from the bar.

33 posted on 03/31/2006 3:59:36 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: COEXERJ145
I'll see you your Richard Simmons picture, and raise you one:


34 posted on 03/31/2006 3:59:38 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
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To: martin_fierro

Now that's funny.

35 posted on 03/31/2006 3:59:55 PM PST by AmericaUnite
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To: Responsibility2nd

36 posted on 03/31/2006 4:01:34 PM PST by COEXERJ145 (Real Leaders Base Their Decisions on Their Convictions. Wannabes Base Decisions on the Latest Poll.)
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To: Thinkin' Gal; Tijeras_Slim; dighton; aculeus

I suspect Safe-T-Man is less for personal security than for accessing the Commuter Lane during rush hour.


37 posted on 03/31/2006 4:03:35 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: small voice in the wilderness

good one


38 posted on 03/31/2006 4:04:14 PM PST by ansel12
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

This is just wrong!


39 posted on 03/31/2006 4:05:30 PM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


40 posted on 03/31/2006 4:07:56 PM PST by windcliff
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To: Hoodlum91; RockinRight; Allegra; PaulaB; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; martin_fierro
Maybe if we had these, we wouldn't feel so guilty for being

FREERIDERS!

41 posted on 03/31/2006 4:10:06 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Thinkin' Gal; martin_fierro; dighton; Tijeras_Slim

Intelligent Design ... NOT!


42 posted on 03/31/2006 4:10:47 PM PST by aculeus
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43 posted on 03/31/2006 4:10:56 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: martin_fierro

Are those dudes sleeping on scrotums?


44 posted on 03/31/2006 4:11:24 PM PST by jdm
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To: TexasCajun

I can't believe it took 13 posts, LOL!


45 posted on 03/31/2006 4:11:59 PM PST by T Minus Four
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To: COEXERJ145

OK you win. I'm sure they're out there, but I can't find any more Richard Simmons; "This thread is gay" pics.


46 posted on 03/31/2006 4:12:03 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
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To: jwfiv

Check out 34.


47 posted on 03/31/2006 4:13:44 PM PST by Serb5150 ("Tesla, you don't understand our American humor." —Thomas Edison)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I collected all of mine when I used to be a member of an online game called "WWII Online". We used them all the times on the forums. (One time the game operators even changed a popular member's name to "rsimmons" and he didn't realize it when he logged in. We gave him grief about that for a month.) For some reason most have disappeared but I still have some that I save from that time.
48 posted on 03/31/2006 4:15:33 PM PST by COEXERJ145 (Real Leaders Base Their Decisions on Their Convictions. Wannabes Base Decisions on the Latest Poll.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Even better therapy: www.realdoll.com


49 posted on 03/31/2006 4:20:06 PM PST by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: Tijeras_Slim

so long as it doesn't snore, I'll think about it!


50 posted on 03/31/2006 4:21:25 PM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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