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Humor Break: "I’m a Black Congresswoman" (Tune: Santana's "Black Magic Woman")
Vanity | 4/5/06 | MaggieCarta

Posted on 04/05/2006 5:27:56 AM PDT by MaggieCarta

MIDI – Black Magic Woman – Scroll down to song

I’m a Black Congresswoman,
I’m a Black Congresswoman,
Yes, I punched that policeman
Without my required ID
But, I’m a Black Congresswoman,
That chump didn’t recognize me.

He put his hand on me, baby
He put his hand on me, baby
You don’t put your hand on me, baby
I’ve been in other conflicts;
Don’t put your hand on me, baby
‘cause you just might fall like a ton of bricks.

I’ve got my cell on me, baby,
Got my cell on me, baby
Now, you just leave me alone
Or, with myself so bad,
I will hit you with my phone.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: mckinney
With apologies to Santana, and to DFU, of course
1 posted on 04/05/2006 5:28:00 AM PDT by MaggieCarta
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To: MaggieCarta

EVIL WAYS....(Santana)

You got to change your evil ways

baby

before I stop screenin' you

you got to change

baby

before I stop guardin' you

You got a hairdo

like buckwheat

and such a big frown

you got big eyeballs

and they just

keep rollin around

YOU CAN'T GO ON....


2 posted on 04/05/2006 5:34:21 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (Join the FR folding team!! http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=36120)
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To: ovrtaxt

LOL ! Thanks!


3 posted on 04/05/2006 5:41:01 AM PDT by MaggieCarta (I'll find somebody who won't make me feel like a clown. Santana)
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To: MaggieCarta

hehe- no prob! Just pulled that outta my butt.


4 posted on 04/05/2006 5:41:52 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (Join the FR folding team!! http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=36120)
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To: MaggieCarta

LOL. I enjoyed that. :-D


5 posted on 04/05/2006 7:27:05 AM PDT by alnick
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To: MaggieCarta
Who cares what Santana thinks?
6 posted on 04/05/2006 12:57:04 PM PDT by Born Conservative (Chronic Positivity - http://jsher.livejournal.com/)
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To: alnick
LOL. I enjoyed that. :-D

Thank you very much. I enjoyed posting it. Doug From Upland is my hero.

7 posted on 04/06/2006 5:10:35 AM PDT by MaggieCarta (Mirth and play is best of all. Henry VIII)
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To: Born Conservative
Who cares what Santana thinks?

Oh, how funny ! Thank you for the link. I hadn't read that article before I did this. Now, this song's even funnier to me. Aside from the obvious sound alike thing going on, the politics of Santana make it more amusing to me to parody them this way. Too bad, I liked listening to them when I "wore a younger (wo)man's clothes," as Billy Joel once said...sort of.

8 posted on 04/06/2006 5:17:08 AM PDT by MaggieCarta (The best ensue, the worst eschew. Henry VIII)
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To: MaggieCarta

Your welcome.

I used to like Santana as well (back in the 70's), but not now. Entertainers should learn to keep their mouths shut when discussing politics. They have the right to free speech, of course, and I do respect that. It's just that I don't expect an entertainer to debate political issues; it's a turn off. And they're either too stupid or too arrogant to realize that they should stick to entertaining.


9 posted on 04/06/2006 5:40:04 AM PDT by Born Conservative (Chronic Positivity - http://jsher.livejournal.com/)
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