I take a field trip to Zotland, the capital of Upper Volta

[zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak]

So like Dude... I learned that the capitol of Texas is Cuba. That means that the capitol of Arizona is like, Brazil. WHOA DUDE! IT MUST BE! Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh...

[zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak]

So like Dude... I learned that the capitol of Texas is Cuba. That means that the capitol of Arizona is like, Brazil. WHOA DUDE! IT MUST BE! Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh...

[WV Mountain Mama]

IBTZ, yeehaw!

[KevinDavis]

So dude, you are about to be zotted..

[wizardoz]

NB4DZOT!!

[Heavyrunner]

IBTZ.

[HairOfTheDog]

What a strange pusson!

[Darkwolf377]

Lamest...zotee...ever...

[Landru]

...c'ya. :o)

[HairOfTheDog]

So dude, you are about to be zotted..

And for what?

[roaddog727]

IB4Z!

[Caveman Lawyer]

zotzotzotzotzotzotzotzotzot

[ken in texas]

Go back to your coloring books.

[Corin Stormhands]

[GreenAccord]

NZOT

You see, that's "N" before the ZOT. Kinda like one of them there word puzzles.

[socal_parrot]

I'm telling mom!!!

[Larry Lucido]

zak get the zot?

[DCPatriot]

Finally....IB4TZ!!!

[MineralMan]

Yes, and here, you'll learn the meaning of ZOT!

[jennyjenny]

I'm in.......YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[MineralMan]

NZOT

Or if you're a boy band, M'ZOT.

[manic4organic]

IBTZ?

[Corin Stormhands]

Am I hallucinating, or did this thread disappear and then come back?

[Allegra]

Dude....you got some GOOD drugs.

[MineralMan]

"Am I hallucinating, or did this thread disappear and then come back?

"

You're not hallucinating. The Mods decided to let the FReepers play.

[Tracy V.]

Yeah, I remember my first beer...

[Calpernia]

If you are going to post a zot vanity, at LEAST be amusing.

[pabianice]

"Paging Howard Dean...paging Howard Dean...the head injury clinic called, Doctor... you missed another appointment..."

[50sDad]

"Anybody here wanna get small?"

[Corin Stormhands]

too bad...I miss the 60s...

[MadeInAmerica]

Put the bong down, step away....and no one will get hurt.

[KarlInOhio]

Does your caretaker know you are pounding on the keyboard?

[HairOfTheDog]

I think it was just in transit...

[absolootezer0]

[Tracy V.]

Lol....yeah, I think we're gonna have to measure this guy.

[Jonah Hex]

Somewhere, there's a moron on spring break...

[ZeitgeistSurfer]

Hey dude, pass the bong.

[Charles Henrickson]

zotzotzotzotzotzotzotzotzot

[SelmaLee]

You are a towel.

[tumblindice]

(Scwolling up)
I tot I taw a twoll, I did, I did taw a twoll!

Doodness dwacious, Gwanny. Zot dat bad ol' twoll!

[texas_mrs]

Your like, up early for a liberal, aren't you?

[DustyMoment]

Must REALLY be a slow day for somebody to send the Viking Kitties a calling card.

[dangerdoc]

Pathetic attempt for ZOThood.

[HEY4QDEMS]

You amuse me............
now go away.

[Blue Jays]

AMF!
As far as you know, it means, Adios...My Friend.

[50sDad]

PBS actually had something good this weekend...the Kennedy Center gave Steve Martin the Mark Twain award. Nice gala with a lot of funy people.

[MarineBrat]

You?

[leadpenny]

I've been around here a while and this has to be the dumbest zotted vanity . . . ever!

You suck, zakzakz . . .

[FormerLib]

Public school dropout, eh? Yeah, it does show.

[RoseofTexas]

OH GOODY!.. we haven't had a good CLYMER zot in a long time...bye bye you loser! ZAP!