Here's the nicest burka I've seen:
Posted on 05/06/2006 10:15:23 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
BurqaBarn: Dress Your Woman in Style!
By Propaganda Department
5/5/2006, 2:17 pm
By Tamil Mohammar Ramadan
Hello my friends! How many times have you caught one of your women bandying about without its burqa? How many times has an insolent female flashed her ankle by "accident"? Has this caused you humiliation and pain requiring whipping? Have you been forced, through no fault of your own, to resort to honor killing? Isn't it time you stopped wasting perfectly good woman flesh and invested in a foolproof coverage system for your females?
Now, BurqaBarn, in conjunction with Citywide Waste Management, has a solution for you!
~ The new "BurqaBag" is guaranteed to keep any female properly attired and is triple-ply tough. Just place the non-male into one of our bags and engage the cinch-top mechanism. Do not worry about air supply - our studies show there is at least two hours of air available.
(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...
These new BurquBarn burquas are the perfect attire for my mail order bride from the Czech republik. Since the unforgivable fall of the Berlin Wall, my new Czech wife has been brainwashed with evil and decadent Western customs and notions of modernity.
My woman is now wearing these magnificent burquas while also re-connecting with her traditional roots of womanhood. These new burquas by BurqaBarn has also allowed me to devise a new use for my woman's old wardrobe of dresses, skirts, blouses, jeans and lingere.
I now use her promiscuous decadent wardrobe to bag up our garbage for transport to my curb for eventual pick-up by my city's glorious People's Trash Collection Bureau. This is a very welcome relief since the garbage has been piling up around our quiet little domicile.
Thank you again Comrades for permitting my wife and I to discover this new frontier of marital bliss.
Sincerely,
Ali Ashkar
Where are the model's pics?
You can view the pics of the burqua clad models at the following link:
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=718
Thanks. I'm sending some of the specs to my friend, Ali Schmali.
Here's the nicest burka I've seen:
Gasp! Laughing too hard...this was one of the funniest things I have seen in many a long day! Already sent to my friends and relations. Thanks for posting!
Ooooh, I hadn't thought about that...never too early to make a BurqaBarn customer!
Here's the nicest burka I've seen:
I've seen that one. it's the "peek-burka" model. A really big seller in Cairo.
Maybe that's a Muslim S&M party?
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