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WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)
Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld

Dear customers,

We have for sale all Brands & Models Of MOBILE Phones,Tuners, Laptops Computers; I pod Nanas, Digital Cameras, camcorders AND ALL General Electronics at very Subsidized & Unbeatable Prices. All Phones are Brand New T2 Euro specs, Factory unlocked, free sim no Operator logo, sealed in their original factory box, we sell in Wholesales and any quantity of your choice. All phones come with the full specs and complete accessories/manuals with 2 years international warranty. YOUR ORDER HAVE TO BE MADE BEFORE PROCESSING IT.SO YOU ARE ASK TO PLACE AN ORDER NOW WHICH WILL BE SHIP WITHIN 48 HR OF ORDER. Tracking number shall be sent to you upon acknowledgement of your payment. Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back by mail.

Thanks and Regards.

Management.


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To: Monkey Face; fanfan

No, no! I've reformed. I haven't written anything like that for months now.

Now it is all sweetness and light, and piracy, and kidnapping and dragons belching fire and ...


See? Totally innocuous.


4,851 posted on 06/28/2006 7:12:44 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: fanfan; NicknamedBob

What. You want details? Ask Bob...he's got a million of 'em!
*snort*


4,852 posted on 06/28/2006 7:13:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face

Are you going to watch a chick flic?


4,853 posted on 06/28/2006 7:13:51 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Kewl!

*whispers* (First liar doesn't stand a chance, Bob!)


4,854 posted on 06/28/2006 7:15:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: fanfan

Er...not if I can help it. I'd rather watch "The Edge" or "O Brother Where Art Thou." Or even "Shadow of the Vampire."

LOL!


4,855 posted on 06/28/2006 7:16:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
I'm not sufficiently imaginative to get into trouble. Tell her, 'Face.

I think NicknamedSue would be the one most able to determine that.

;-)

4,856 posted on 06/28/2006 7:19:37 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: Monkey Face; All
That's my Sis!
I dislike chick-flicks too!


You girls have a great evening.

I'm getting off the net.
It's almost 10:30 here, and I have work tomorrow.



Good night everyone. :-D
4,857 posted on 06/28/2006 7:23:12 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face
Er, well, her testimony is that I never get out of it.

Besides, it's not lying, it's fiction!

4,858 posted on 06/28/2006 7:25:29 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!

So what's the story?


4,859 posted on 06/28/2006 7:27:17 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: fanfan

'Night, Sis!

XO


4,860 posted on 06/28/2006 7:29:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL! Works for me!

And now that I've added my $.02 worth, I'm outta here, too...

'Night!


4,861 posted on 06/28/2006 7:31:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

Nite dear.

See you tomorrow.



Night Bob.


4,862 posted on 06/28/2006 7:32:59 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: fanfan
"So what's the story?"

I guess there are actually three stories. They're a bit woven together.

I wrote my first book, and then the sequel to my first book, and then I wrote a kind of sequel to that, being a look at the same characters again in the persons of actors portraying their story.

That's when it got weird. I introduced a character to serve as advisor on making the film. An adviser who was supposed to be the author of the first book!

Essentially, I had a character portraying my alter ego, my pen name. He's a little like me, but he has more fun.

In all I have four books so far.

4,863 posted on 06/28/2006 7:39:11 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Hmmm.

I like the idea of inventing someone else to do the work.



Night Bob.

:-)
4,864 posted on 06/28/2006 7:45:57 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: fanfan; All; y'all

Good Night, everyone!


4,865 posted on 06/28/2006 7:53:59 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

The scarier thing is that he decided against buying a Toyota...8^)


4,866 posted on 06/28/2006 8:31:02 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout; NicknamedBob; fanfan; Darksheare; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; A CA Guy; ...

Night shift reporting for duty. *waves hello*


4,867 posted on 06/28/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Graveyard shift here.
*Patting dirt down over zombie who is protesting mightily.*


4,868 posted on 06/28/2006 10:00:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare

I thought about saying "graveyard" but I didn't want to think of the zombies. Sometimes it's creepy in here at night.


4,869 posted on 06/28/2006 10:06:53 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

The zombies have learned to avoid the living thread members.
Aversion therapy works wonder with zombies.
They often complain of spontaneous headaches when thinking of doing something rash.


4,870 posted on 06/28/2006 10:09:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare

They do tend to avoid the tax table. I think they get headaches from all of the numbers.


4,871 posted on 06/28/2006 10:12:06 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Could also be the shovel I'm holding as well.
*Whang! Zombie holds head*
I dunno, maybe it is the numbers.


4,872 posted on 06/28/2006 10:14:30 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!


4,873 posted on 06/28/2006 10:18:08 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

There's also this strange clanging sound whenever the zombies think of something bad.
I just can't understand where it comes from.
*Whang! Zombie stumbles crookedly to corner*


4,874 posted on 06/28/2006 10:20:08 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare

That's very unusual.


4,875 posted on 06/28/2006 10:24:06 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Will have to investigate this phenomenon further.


4,876 posted on 06/28/2006 10:25:43 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare

I hear more clanking. It's coming from behind you!


4,877 posted on 06/28/2006 10:27:42 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Oh dear, I shall go look.
I somewhat half expect to find a gnome with a frying pan and mallet.

*looks*

Strange, just another zombie holding his head.


4,878 posted on 06/28/2006 10:30:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare

Poor zombie. :-(


4,879 posted on 06/28/2006 10:34:32 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Dunno where the sound is coming from.


4,880 posted on 06/28/2006 10:40:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare

I will have to help investigate further tomorrow night. I'm starting to fall asleep at the keyboard.

Good night, Darks!


4,881 posted on 06/28/2006 10:45:19 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Goodnight!
Pleasant dreams!

*whang!*

There's that noise again.
And look, there goes another disoriented zombie.


4,882 posted on 06/28/2006 10:46:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: sionnsar

You can see that! Wellm if it's noticeable I will fix it, Pookie is gonna run it soon. just for me, can you read all the text or just a sector.


4,883 posted on 06/28/2006 11:20:06 PM PDT by Capn TrVth
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To: sionnsar

I just figured out why... My standard Screen size is 1152 X 854 I forget there are still people using 800X 600 and at that resolution yah, you can read it. thanks for the heads up.


4,884 posted on 06/28/2006 11:28:38 PM PDT by Capn TrVth
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To: tuliptree76

Just got back from a late night show of Superman with my nephew.

Very good film, but 300 million?


4,885 posted on 06/29/2006 1:11:49 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"I guess it could be said I'm talking hyperbolics, and technically it's true!"

That's a great line, but an American class probably wouldn't get it, unless they were 3rd generation "Monty Python" fans.

4,886 posted on 06/29/2006 3:46:23 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Hyperbolic rodomontade of the most puerile type.")
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To: A CA Guy

I'd like to see that movie, but I don't know if I'll watch it in the theater. Theaters are a bit expensive, so I usually rent videos.


4,887 posted on 06/29/2006 8:46:19 AM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Darksheare

I haven't heard that clanging noise yet today.

But I haven't seen any zombies yet, either.


4,888 posted on 06/29/2006 8:52:49 AM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Tax-chick
That's a great line, but an American class probably wouldn't get it, unless they were 3rd generation "Monty Python" fans.

Oh, well... bollocks!! ;)

4,889 posted on 06/29/2006 10:55:44 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: FRiends

Read what I wrote here, right now!!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1657350/posts?page=33#33

So there!! ;)


4,890 posted on 06/29/2006 10:57:01 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"Hear, hear!" Here. (Drive-by posting)

Driving ...


Bye!


4,891 posted on 06/29/2006 11:16:09 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Howdy Bob!

(speeds off in opposite direction)


4,892 posted on 06/29/2006 11:19:19 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: NicknamedBob

Do you want fries with that? ;)


4,893 posted on 06/29/2006 11:20:21 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Howya!!


4,894 posted on 06/29/2006 11:21:00 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: rzeznikj at stout
The scarier thing is that he decided against buying a Toyota...8^)

Not good!!

4,895 posted on 06/29/2006 11:22:04 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Excellent!


4,896 posted on 06/29/2006 11:23:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

It gets worse. The Toyota was fully-loaded with leather seats and in excellent condition...8^)


4,897 posted on 06/29/2006 11:24:02 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Aw, man!!


4,898 posted on 06/29/2006 11:32:51 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Monkey Face

Thank you!! :D

It's strange, it was a British FReeper I was replying to, the Brits often have a softer line to the IRA and Northern Ireland than us Irish!


4,899 posted on 06/29/2006 11:34:30 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

No kidding...8^)

Got an interview for a student IT help job tomorrow morning at UWM...

...then I have to drive my dad up north tomorrow to fetch his car.


4,900 posted on 06/29/2006 11:39:49 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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