Have at it.
For your pinglists gentlemen....
"Without steroids, Bonds was a damn good player. With steroids, he's a good player damned."
Undetectable, the cream, the clear
Some injectable, right in my rear
Like a shot of stuff for human growth
Do one cheek, then go and do 'em both
Have steroids been more
Undetectable in every way
Unconnectible, that's how I'll stay
Look at me, see the incredible
Bulk I've gained but not by edible
Means I gained it from some spreadable goo
Unregrettable, well worth the risk
Record-settable, no asterisk
Chasing Aaron, catching up to Ruth
Couldn't care less if I tell the truth
What matters more
Is home runs galore
Undetectable each time I pee
Random-testable, you won't catch me
As for me, it's incontestable
What this does is so incredible:
Swells my head and shrinks my testicles too
Bonds does not impress.
I have never liked Barry, but.... I have always thought the guy had sick talent. He was a lock for the HOF without going on the juice. Now even if Selig doesn't sack up and do something about this crap, Bonds will always be the asterik guy to 90% of baseball fans.