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Avon Calling...Julia Roberts? Are you ready to kiss and make up?

Posted on 06/06/2006 8:11:45 AM PDT by ItMatters2Me

"Republican in the dictionary comes just after ‘reptile’ and just before ‘repugnant,’" actress Julia Roberts insightfully observed to the delight of the Radio City Music Hall crowd at the September 14 (2000) DNC fundraisier for Gore-Lieberman. That was just one of several liberal pro-Gore and anti-conservative pronouncements made by actors and actresses."

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KEYWORDS: avon; boycott; celebrities; chatroom; heynicelink; media; vanity
Attention Repugnant Republican Reptilian's of the fairer sex: Apparently Avon agrees with Julia as she is in current negotiations to be their spokesperson for the near future. Are you Red State Ladies (Lizards?) willing to take this Pretty Woman's beauty tips, as encouraged by her bosses at Avon? Perhaps this is her/their proactive way of making you less repugnant and maybe even passably presentable. Whew! Good Luck with that! No doubt they believe they have their work cut out for them. Maybe some of you would like to express your gratitude to Avon:

Avon Shareholder Relations Avon Products, Inc. 1345 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10105-0196 (212) 282-5623 individual.investor@avon.com

1 posted on 06/06/2006 8:11:48 AM PDT by ItMatters2Me
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To: ItMatters2Me

Democrat comes between deluded and demonic.
I never use Avon products so it'll be kind of hard for me to boycott them.


2 posted on 06/06/2006 8:15:09 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: ItMatters2Me

Hey Julia - If I take some Avon Lipstick and put it on a certain body part - will you kiss it?


3 posted on 06/06/2006 8:15:37 AM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: ItMatters2Me

4 posted on 06/06/2006 8:15:57 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: ItMatters2Me

I don't know why actors and actresses - who make a living reading other people's work and pretending to be someone/something they aren't - think we have the slighest interest in their unscripted rants. You'd think they would have learned after their big "hate Bush" campaign in 2004. And Julie Roberts has big flat feet like a duck. So there. ;)


5 posted on 06/06/2006 8:16:18 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Salamander

But they don't KNOW you don't use them. Call yourself Mildred and drop them a line! ;^)


6 posted on 06/06/2006 8:16:35 AM PDT by wizardoz
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To: ItMatters2Me

Julia Roberts is ugly. Period.


7 posted on 06/06/2006 8:17:11 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: ItMatters2Me

She needs a lot of Avon lipstick to cover those lips of hers.


8 posted on 06/06/2006 8:17:11 AM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: ItMatters2Me

overrated, undertalented overego underbreasted. I emailled tham to inform thenm that I will do my business accordingly - as a repugnant reptilian republican.


9 posted on 06/06/2006 8:21:23 AM PDT by camle (Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
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To: wizardoz

Are you calling me Mildred or Mild Red?!?


LOL!


I guess can call and bitch.
What the heck.
It'll give me a chance to give my opinion of their chintzy so-called "makeup", if nothing else.


10 posted on 06/06/2006 8:22:28 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: hsalaw

Here mouth is way to wide also.


11 posted on 06/06/2006 8:23:59 AM PDT by Holicheese (Stanley Cup's new home will be North Carolina!)
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To: atomicpossum

She look exactly like her brother Eric, in drag.
I have always found that disturbing, in a Freudian sort of way, which is probably why I find Eric repulsive.


12 posted on 06/06/2006 8:25:06 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: camle

as have I... reminded them I have many sisters, nieces, and friends who will not get 1 avon product ever again.


13 posted on 06/06/2006 8:28:15 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,400+ snide replies and counting!)
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To: ItMatters2Me

Egads. I sell Avon and this is the first I've heard of this. Dammit why couldn't they have stuck with Salma Hayek? She's a LOT prettier, in my humble opinion.


14 posted on 06/06/2006 8:38:26 AM PDT by Severa (I can't take this stress anymore...quick, get me a marker to sniff....)
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To: Severa

Salma is naturally gorgeous and needs no makeup.

Perhaps Avon is trying to prove that their products can even work miracles on baggers.


15 posted on 06/06/2006 8:44:22 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: ItMatters2Me
Julia Roberts in drag


16 posted on 06/06/2006 8:52:12 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: ItMatters2Me

Haven't spent a penny on Avon in years and I'll make doubly sure I don't if she's their spokesperson. I also boycott Revlon since they started using Susan Sarandon.


17 posted on 06/06/2006 8:56:21 AM PDT by Ptaz (Take Personal Responsibility--it's not fun, but it's the right thing to do.)
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To: Salamander

Salma also buys into the notion that Che Guevara was a hero and a great thinker.

The only thing he was good at was firing squads.

www.trenblindado.com


18 posted on 06/06/2006 9:04:04 AM PDT by SeanOGuano
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To: SeanOGuano

Well that's depressing.

I always liked her movies though I'm not into female actresses, as a rule.

Bummer.


19 posted on 06/06/2006 9:07:38 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: Ptaz

" I also boycott Revlon since they started using Susan Sarandon."

Is Revlon trying to sell spackle?


20 posted on 06/06/2006 9:31:24 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: Salamander

OUCH! That's cold. But very welcome on this hot day in virginia. HA! I read that Sarandon is filming a Sheehan dramedy. Since she has obviously thrown to the wind all pretense of feminine pride, I think she should do a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, casting herself in the Bette Davis role - maybe bring (now older) Faye Dunaway back to play Joan Crawford again. (God Help Me! Now I'm offering career counseling for Susan Sarandon. 6/6/6 really is a day for the Beast to celebrate!)


21 posted on 06/06/2006 9:48:09 AM PDT by ItMatters2Me
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To: Salamander

*LOL* I dunno, but I agree with you on Salma.


22 posted on 06/06/2006 10:35:11 AM PDT by Severa (I can't take this stress anymore...quick, get me a marker to sniff....)
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To: ItMatters2Me

Truth hurts.....;D

Sarandon makes my skin crawl, frankly.
Makeup won't help that a bit.

[and only part of her effect on me is due to her idiotic politics. it's just *her*....****shudder****]


23 posted on 06/06/2006 12:28:54 PM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: Severa

Look on the bright side.
If Julia calls in sick, Eric can just slap on a wig and some lip gloss, strike a pose and no one will know the difference.


24 posted on 06/06/2006 12:30:40 PM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: ItMatters2Me

I e-mailed them, this was their response:

Hello Poobear (my insert),

We received your email regarding Avon using Julia Roberts as a spokesperson. This is to inform you that the reports you are reading in some media are false.

Sincerely,

Avon Information Center


25 posted on 06/06/2006 2:00:27 PM PDT by poobear (The most critical job that Americans will not do (just illegals): Vote for Democrats!)
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To: ItMatters2Me

You libs are idiots. Listen to how you rant, and never have a real true meaning behind what you say. Traitor. Move to some other country. Cuba maybe. California’s representatives love Fidel. You should all move there and let our country continue on as a free society, which you know nothing about..........dork.


26 posted on 09/01/2009 8:50:27 AM PDT by mkimowz
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