Skip to comments.NEW HUSBAND STORE
Posted on 06/08/2006 9:00:49 PM PDT by freepatriot32
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
ok now guys if you are reading this scroll down no women allowed
boy isnt this joke the truth. Wow they really nailed it with this one :-)
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Oh...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...how TRUE!
BWAHAAA! How true!
Actually, I think it shows that women are eternal optimists. Noone should have gone past the first floor. (I am ducking from the flying debris.)
So, basically, the husbands get gayer each floor you go up.
OOHH! I oughta send this to my Wife!
Uhhh. Better not.
I could sing a few bars of THAT tune...
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking, I wouldn't want want past the 3rd floor. What real woman whats to marry another woman? *shudder*
Will you marry me? :-)
I'm a level 3!
A store that sells wives has just opened in Dallas, TX where a man may go to choose a wife from among many women. The store is composed of six floors, and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a woman from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a man goes to the shopping center to find a wife. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These women have jobs. The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up he goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These women have jobs and love sports. The man remarks to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up he goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - these women have jobs, love sports and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" he says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, are extremely good looking and do all the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" and again he heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't b*tch about anything. "Hot D*mn!" But just think what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor he goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - you are visitor 533,956,779,012 to this floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that men are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wife Mart and have a nice day!!
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Sorry boys, I'm already marrying a lvl 3 :-)
Other wise, Larry, you'd be my first choice ;-)
(yes I know this thread died HOURS ago but I don't like leaving comments with no reply)
Thanks for the ping - pinging my humor list - funny story at top.
Oh, come on now, it just isn't a problem.
We're more than willing to give the right lady whatever she wants...
as soon as she figures out what that is.
Never thought I'd say this, but, I'm a 2!
Well, it looks like we've got lots of company. :-)
Oh Dude - ROFLOL !!!! This one's going to get me in trouble !!!
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