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NEW HUSBAND STORE
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Posted on 06/08/2006 9:00:49 PM PDT by freepatriot32

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


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KEYWORDS: aintitthetruth; amen; feminists; husband; new; newyork; newyorkcity; now; store
I must say this joke is is totally unrealistic women are pleasant and rational and completely easy to please.

ok now guys if you are reading this scroll down no women allowed

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boy isnt this joke the truth. Wow they really nailed it with this one :-)

1 posted on 06/08/2006 9:00:52 PM PDT by freepatriot32
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To: Abram; albertp; AlexandriaDuke; Allosaurs_r_us; Americanwolf; Americanwolfsbrother; Annie03; ...
humour break :-)

Libertarian ping.To be added or removed from my ping list freepmail me or post a message here

2 posted on 06/08/2006 9:03:12 PM PDT by freepatriot32 (Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
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To: freepatriot32

Oh...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...how TRUE!


3 posted on 06/08/2006 9:04:32 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: freepatriot32

BWAHAAA! How true!


4 posted on 06/08/2006 9:04:32 PM PDT by Clemenza (The CFR ate my bilderburgers! Time to call for a trilateral commission to investigate!)
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To: freepatriot32

Actually, I think it shows that women are eternal optimists. Noone should have gone past the first floor. (I am ducking from the flying debris.)


5 posted on 06/08/2006 9:04:48 PM PDT by KittyKares
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To: freepatriot32
It's our own fault for not leaving women in their natural state: barefoot and pregnant.













(Hey, I'm a trucker, we have an image to maintain.)
6 posted on 06/08/2006 9:10:22 PM PDT by Postal Worker with a gun (I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.....)
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To: KittyKares
I think it shows that women are eternal optimists. Noone should have gone past the first floor.

LOL

7 posted on 06/08/2006 9:10:28 PM PDT by freepatriot32 (Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
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To: freepatriot32

OLD


VERY OLD


8 posted on 06/08/2006 9:12:36 PM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: freepatriot32
These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

So, basically, the husbands get gayer each floor you go up.

9 posted on 06/08/2006 9:13:09 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: freepatriot32

OOHH! I oughta send this to my Wife!















Uhhh. Better not.


10 posted on 06/08/2006 9:13:15 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: BJClinton; RebelTex; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

ping


11 posted on 06/08/2006 9:22:00 PM PDT by freepatriot32 (Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
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To: Larry Lucido
Top floor is that guy from the new "Brawny" commercial on TV.

Cheers!

12 posted on 06/08/2006 10:55:31 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: freepatriot32

I could sing a few bars of THAT tune...


13 posted on 06/09/2006 3:58:31 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Larry Lucido

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking, I wouldn't want want past the 3rd floor. What real woman whats to marry another woman? *shudder*


14 posted on 06/09/2006 4:35:01 AM PDT by The Unnamed Chick (Post not preiewed before posting... I like living on the wild side)
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To: The Unnamed Chick

Will you marry me? :-)


15 posted on 06/09/2006 4:57:56 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: The Unnamed Chick

I'm a level 3!


16 posted on 06/09/2006 5:16:39 AM PDT by Theoden (Liberate te ex inferis)
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To: freepatriot32
Well ya know...

A store that sells wives has just opened in Dallas, TX where a man may go to choose a wife from among many women. The store is composed of six floors, and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a woman from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a man goes to the shopping center to find a wife. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These women have jobs. The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up he goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These women have jobs and love sports. The man remarks to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up he goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - these women have jobs, love sports and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" he says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, are extremely good looking and do all the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" and again he heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't b*tch about anything. "Hot D*mn!" But just think what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor he goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - you are visitor 533,956,779,012 to this floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that men are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wife Mart and have a nice day!!

post and run

17 posted on 06/09/2006 6:45:16 AM PDT by mcar
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To: Larry Lucido; Theoden

Sorry boys, I'm already marrying a lvl 3 :-)
Other wise, Larry, you'd be my first choice ;-)

(yes I know this thread died HOURS ago but I don't like leaving comments with no reply)


18 posted on 06/09/2006 6:01:15 PM PDT by The Unnamed Chick (Post not preiewed before posting... I like living on the wild side)
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To: freepatriot32; cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; Zacs Mom; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...

Thanks for the ping - pinging my humor list - funny story at top.


19 posted on 06/11/2006 10:20:37 AM PDT by RebelTex (Help cure diseases: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1548372/posts)
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To: freepatriot32

Oh, come on now, it just isn't a problem.

We're more than willing to give the right lady whatever she wants...











as soon as she figures out what that is.


20 posted on 06/11/2006 11:03:52 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: RebelTex

Never thought I'd say this, but, I'm a 2!


21 posted on 06/11/2006 3:56:04 PM PDT by papasmurf (Join Team 36120 Free Republic Folders. Folding@Home Enter Name:FRpapasmurf)
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To: papasmurf

LOL

Well, it looks like we've got lots of company. :-)


22 posted on 06/12/2006 9:06:19 PM PDT by RebelTex (Help cure diseases: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1548372/posts)
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To: freepatriot32

Oh Dude - ROFLOL !!!! This one's going to get me in trouble !!!


23 posted on 06/15/2006 9:05:58 PM PDT by 11th_VA (UNITED 93 - Everything you need to know about Islam)
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