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German suspected of murdering woman with sausage
Reuters ^ | 6-9-06 | reuters

Posted on 06/09/2006 2:16:10 PM PDT by Rakkasan1

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a Bockwurst sausage. Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the discovery of a woman's body in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, which is a popular large German sausage. The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.

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KEYWORDS: cup; frankfurt; german; go; killbasa; murdered; sausage; to; way; world; worst
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this should be fun.
1 posted on 06/09/2006 2:16:14 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
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To: Rakkasan1

I did not administer a bockwurst to that woman, Miss Lewinski...


2 posted on 06/09/2006 2:17:05 PM PDT by Sender ("Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-b*tches we're going up against. By God, I do".)
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To: Rakkasan1

No comment.


3 posted on 06/09/2006 2:17:10 PM PDT by umgud (FR, NASCAR & 24, way too much butt time)
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To: Rakkasan1

Wurst story of the day.


4 posted on 06/09/2006 2:17:37 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: umgud

Words fail.


5 posted on 06/09/2006 2:17:44 PM PDT by p. henry
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To: Rakkasan1

Shoulda added that this thread will probably get pulled.


6 posted on 06/09/2006 2:18:07 PM PDT by umgud (FR, NASCAR & 24, way too much butt time)
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To: Rakkasan1

There are many women in awe of and afraid of my mighty sausage also.


7 posted on 06/09/2006 2:18:20 PM PDT by garyhope
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

Very, very good.


8 posted on 06/09/2006 2:18:53 PM PDT by garyhope
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To: Rakkasan1
yesterday a chihuahua puppy and now a wurst as a tool of death.

No wonder we can not find weapons of mass distruction !!

9 posted on 06/09/2006 2:20:32 PM PDT by llevrok (The next greatest generation is now.)
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To: Rakkasan1
Mmmmmmmmmmm... bockwurst!


10 posted on 06/09/2006 2:20:34 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
Wurst story of the day.

LOL.

11 posted on 06/09/2006 2:21:27 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (DemocRATS! America's Lynch Mob.)
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To: Rakkasan1

hide the buckworst?


12 posted on 06/09/2006 2:21:38 PM PDT by Republican Party Reptile
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To: Rakkasan1
Where's Alfred Hitchcock when you need him? His writers, actually.

The guy could have cooked the wurst and ate the murder weapon, just like the "leg of lamb" epi...

13 posted on 06/09/2006 2:21:48 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: umgud

keep it clean,freepers.

(this story comes from Frankfurter)


14 posted on 06/09/2006 2:21:50 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!)
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To: Rakkasan1
Murder weapon?


15 posted on 06/09/2006 2:22:15 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: Rakkasan1

Hot Dog, something to sink our teeth into,.


16 posted on 06/09/2006 2:22:15 PM PDT by Lokibob (Spelling and typos are copyrighted. Please do not use.)
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To: Rakkasan1
he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman.

Is this the German version of "slipping her the salami?"

17 posted on 06/09/2006 2:22:21 PM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: Rakkasan1

The Polizei have found links to other crimes.


18 posted on 06/09/2006 2:23:43 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Lokibob

he relishes the thought.


19 posted on 06/09/2006 2:23:57 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!)
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To: Rakkasan1
I know some stories write themselves... but

This is ridiculous.

20 posted on 06/09/2006 2:24:48 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
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To: Publius6961
This is ridiculous.

You mean this story doesn't pass the mustard?

21 posted on 06/09/2006 2:26:01 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: Rakkasan1

Figures the story would be filed from Frankfurt


22 posted on 06/09/2006 2:26:27 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Rakkasan1; CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Bockwurst has been part of our traditional family New Year breakfast for as long as I can remember. We eat it along with a Japanese rice cake called mochi which has a long history of causing people to choke to death. We're doomed! LOL


23 posted on 06/09/2006 2:26:48 PM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: Sender

LOL!!!


24 posted on 06/09/2006 2:27:17 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Moderate Mooslims.....what's that?)
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To: mylife

But no mention of her Buns?


25 posted on 06/09/2006 2:28:10 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Moderate Mooslims.....what's that?)
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To: Rakkasan1

"..They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death."

Rule number 1. If you're administering a bockwurst to a woman, Never do with a run up.


26 posted on 06/09/2006 2:28:20 PM PDT by Syberyenta
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To: Rakkasan1

"...murdering a woman with a Bockwurst sausage."

He's really got himself into a "pickle" over this!


27 posted on 06/09/2006 2:28:57 PM PDT by siznartuf (If I Hear "Jobs Americans Won't Do" One More ^%&^%^%# Time)
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To: mollynme

Does your family New Year breakfast incorporate something from Italy so that you can cover all of the Axis Powers?


28 posted on 06/09/2006 2:29:13 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Rakkasan1

I better read faster so I can ketchup.


29 posted on 06/09/2006 2:29:49 PM PDT by isom35
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To: Revolting cat!

--This is ridiculous.

----You mean this story doesn't pass the mustard?

No it's untrue, baloney


30 posted on 06/09/2006 2:29:50 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: Rakkasan1

"I'm going to teach you how to defend yourself against a sausage."

31 posted on 06/09/2006 2:31:10 PM PDT by dfwgator (Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
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To: Rakkasan1

"Hot Dog! That Made Him Mad,"


32 posted on 06/09/2006 2:31:31 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: Revolting cat!

Where were you joksters during today's Official Friday Silliness Thread?
(Yeh...it is strange, funny) ;^)~


33 posted on 06/09/2006 2:31:58 PM PDT by jcparks (LFOD)
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To: Rakkasan1

The sausage grabbers will only get my bockwurst when they pry it out of my cold dead hand.


34 posted on 06/09/2006 2:32:12 PM PDT by Busywhiskers (Strength and honor.)
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To: Rakkasan1
The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman

I did that once, and she never called me again.

35 posted on 06/09/2006 2:34:04 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: Rakkasan1
Darwin award...he should have added the sauerkraut
36 posted on 06/09/2006 2:34:46 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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To: Rakkasan1

And did you hear the one about the butcher who went into a petshop? He fell in love with one of the seabirds. Alas, he had no money to spend, but the shop owner agreed to give him the bird in exchange for some of that delicious German sausage.

...I guess you could say he took a tern for the wurst!

*BA-DUMP-DUMP* Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet! ;)


37 posted on 06/09/2006 2:34:52 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Bockwurst is the best wurst there is.


38 posted on 06/09/2006 2:35:53 PM PDT by Nomorjer Kinov (If the opposite of "pro" is "con" , what is the opposite of progress?)
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To: Rakkasan1

Snausages? Did someone say, "snausages"?


39 posted on 06/09/2006 2:36:01 PM PDT by oblomov (Join the FR Folding@Home Team (#36120) keyword: folding@home)
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To: Rakkasan1

Link?


40 posted on 06/09/2006 2:37:29 PM PDT by keat (I'm carbon neutral - how 'bout you?)
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To: Busywhiskers

If sausage is outlawed, only outlaws will have sausage.


41 posted on 06/09/2006 2:37:44 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
Does your family New Year breakfast incorporate something from Italy so that you can cover all of the Axis Powers?

No, but what a great idea for a theme meal!
BTW, what do Italians eat for breakfast?

42 posted on 06/09/2006 2:38:25 PM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: Rakkasan1

I guess she didn't prepare for the wurst.


43 posted on 06/09/2006 2:38:39 PM PDT by Syberyenta
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To: mollynme

Polenta.


44 posted on 06/09/2006 2:40:48 PM PDT by Publius
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To: Rakkasan1
Did they find the "Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies" by van Klomp rolled up inside it?

Bonus points for anyone who gets the reference.
45 posted on 06/09/2006 2:41:22 PM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
The Polizei have found links to other crimes.

Only after they cased the joint.

46 posted on 06/09/2006 2:44:46 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: llevrok

ROTFLMGO!


47 posted on 06/09/2006 2:45:48 PM PDT by Spunky ("Everyone has a freedom of choice, but not of consequences.")
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To: Rakkasan1
First photo of the suspect:


49 posted on 06/09/2006 2:46:13 PM PDT by Jhensy
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To: Rakkasan1

He killed her just because she had a sausage... you see what envy does to people??


50 posted on 06/09/2006 2:47:09 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (In memory of Terri Schindler (not Schiavo!))
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