Posted on 06/16/2006 8:21:10 AM PDT by stockstrader
From Raising Arizona:
"You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop."
"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got."
"Gimme that baby, you wart-hog from hell!"
"All right ya' hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground."
"Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'ma gonna be in motion. You see..."
Tombstone has some great quotes, this is my favorite,
"You tell him I'm coming! And hell's coming with me!"
Napoleon Dynamite has some great lines.
"Badges? I don't got to show you no stinkin badges" (Pull out gun and shoot person asking for badges)
Arnold:
"Sully, remember when I said I keeell you last? I lied..."
"Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there?" Arnold: "F-you-a$$hole!"
"I'll be back"...
You gonna skin that smoke wagon or just stand there and bleed?
Ralph Kramden,in a puzzled tone of voice,to Norton:
"Hey Norton,this morning,Alice called me "icky".Whaddya think it means?"
Norton,looking up and down at Ralph:
"Must mean fat."
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
That was before the invasion of all those dirty hippies from New York,New Jersey and Massachusetts.
"You, my dear, are known by a name seldom used within polite society, but often heard within the confines of a kennel."
From Heartbreak Ridge:
"With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me."
"It's a cluster f---, sir. Marines shouldn't be sitting on their sorry asses filling out requisitions for equipment they should already have."
"The United States' Marines is lookin' for a few good men - and you ain't it."
"This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."
"And if I was a half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic."
They are at the edge of the cliff looking down into the raging river.They have to jump.The Kid says he can't swim.Butch laughs and says"Hell the fall will kills us" and they jump.
"Excuuuuse me while I whip dis out..."
I rolled when I first heard that. I sure miss Bob, but his wit and charm lives on.
From Raising Arizona, explaining why his wife couldn't get pregnant:
"Her insides were as a rocky place, on which my seed could find no purchase."
Such a funny satirical line for that particular scene. Sometimes I use it for email notification at work......the older female workers love it, the younger ones have never seen the movie.
"Yes it's true you may be a good woman; but then again, you may be the antichrist."
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