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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You Mods ZOTTED Me!
Kos | Gatemouth

Posted on 06/23/2006 2:33:07 PM PDT by Gatemouth

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To: Gatemouth

Dang!...Missed out, souded like a real wacko


101 posted on 06/23/2006 3:00:39 PM PDT by jazusamo (DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

A pathetic bunch. Me and mine don't go there.


102 posted on 06/23/2006 3:00:49 PM PDT by GW and Twins Pawpaw (Sheepdog for Five [My grandkids are way more important than any lefty's feelings!])
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To: GOP Poet
Okay, I plead newbie ignorance. What is this keyword/zot business. What the heck? What is a zot anyhow?

Hide and watch . Search on Zot. Do the work. And while you are at it, drop down and give me twenty!

103 posted on 06/23/2006 3:00:52 PM PDT by don-o
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To: GOP Poet
Ahhhhhhhhhh, the "zot". Tis the awesome power of our Mighty Mr. Jim & our great and powerful mods. Beware of zot.............. beware......
104 posted on 06/23/2006 3:01:08 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Wow, didn't know that about DU.

I've only ventured over to DU once or twice but quickly noted that there isn't even a sensible conversation about 'their' side. Usually, it's just a diatribe about how George W Bush is a (fill in the blank).

I am not interested in Rated-R web sites. XXX maybe....


105 posted on 06/23/2006 3:01:14 PM PDT by The Iceman Cometh (Just another evil conservative)
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To: Gatemouth

I give you...the Condoleeza Rice Memorial Death Stare.

}:-)4

106 posted on 06/23/2006 3:01:19 PM PDT by Moose4 (Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad.)
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To: GOP Poet

A zot is a thread that gets pulled, or nuked, usually something deranged posted by a troll like this one. IBTZ is just a little game people play trying to post on a zot-able thread before it's yanked. It's amazing this one has lasted so long. I guess they're giving us our Friday afternoon fun.


107 posted on 06/23/2006 3:01:49 PM PDT by MikeA (Not voting in November because you're pouting is a vote for Nancy Pelosi for Speaker of the House)
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To: MikeA

Target practice. And Viking Kitty cat toy.

}:-)4


108 posted on 06/23/2006 3:02:06 PM PDT by Moose4 (Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad.)
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To: Gatemouth

109 posted on 06/23/2006 3:02:54 PM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: MikeA

Stress Relief


110 posted on 06/23/2006 3:04:15 PM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: Gatemouth
OMG!!!!

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111 posted on 06/23/2006 3:06:34 PM PDT by andyandval
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To: Gatemouth
Activated Zot Defense Sheild!


112 posted on 06/23/2006 3:07:13 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: usmcobra; GW and Twins Pawpaw; The Iceman Cometh

The DU software is extremely sophisticated. I cannot sneak back in no matter how hard I try, even deleating all cookies, etc.

The CONTENT of the DU site is exceedingly intolerant. Even the slightest deviation from the party line is met with immediate expulsion, even for long term DU posters, even for DU contributors. I mean, you would not believe how intolerant these tools are of even the gentlest critique of their carefully crafted party line delusional systems.

I am interested in DU and Daily Kos from a clinical perspective, and will try to evade their Thought Police from a public machine.


113 posted on 06/23/2006 3:08:31 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (No program, no ideas, no clue: The democrats!)
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To: colorado tanker
Phenomenally lame and unimaginative work at the linked site.

*Yawn*

I'd give it a 0.5 out of 10.

114 posted on 06/23/2006 3:09:19 PM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: reagan_fanatic
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115 posted on 06/23/2006 3:10:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: Gatemouth

116 posted on 06/23/2006 3:11:00 PM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: darkwing104

iatz (cough) ping


117 posted on 06/23/2006 3:12:46 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
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To: MikeA
Thanks. Cool. Very cool. Next time I will be sure to get right on it :-).

Now I am assuming the keywords are listed so maybe their (the zotted person's) stuff can come up again if they put in a keyword. But that doesn't make sense as their threads/posts are deleted. Oh well, I don't want to give an education to any trolls who aren't in the know, but if anyone can give me a nudge on the importance of posting keywords, I'll do the research, if there is anything of importance about their use. If not, thanks for the heads up on the other issue. How very fun. Can't wait until the next one.

118 posted on 06/23/2006 3:13:33 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: freedumb2003
New home?

Will keep it under consideration, but it's damaged by having too many keywords.

119 posted on 06/23/2006 3:14:04 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
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To: sionnsar

Looks like someone copied the Original UT keyword list in... They weren't there when I pinged you.


120 posted on 06/23/2006 3:14:56 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The Left created, embraces and feeds "The Culture of Hate." Make it part of the political lexicon!)
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To: GOP Poet

The threads on the zot-able posts are pretty fun. As for the keyword thing, I'm not sure what that's all about either.


121 posted on 06/23/2006 3:15:54 PM PDT by MikeA (Not voting in November because you're pouting is a vote for Nancy Pelosi for Speaker of the House)
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To: don-o
drop down and give me twenty!

Still working on it . . . even though I am a bit of a newbie, all this blogging makes for more fat and less muscle don't ya know :-)

122 posted on 06/23/2006 3:31:03 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: GOP Poet
all this blogging makes for more fat and less muscle don't ya know :-)

Blogging? Twenty more. Get your mind right!

123 posted on 06/23/2006 3:33:46 PM PDT by don-o
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To: American Quilter
"Guess he knows better now."

Great entertainment, ain't it? Now he can smell nothing but OZONE!!! (grin)

124 posted on 06/23/2006 3:40:21 PM PDT by SierraWasp (California is MEXIFORNIA , MANANA!!! The European settlers suffer from GANG-GREEN, TODAY!!!)
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To: Republican Red

That's hilarious!


125 posted on 06/23/2006 3:41:00 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama (Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't! --FReeper airborne)
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To: freedumb2003
Looks like someone copied the Original UT keyword list in... They weren't there when I pinged you.

It's nasty for those of us with slow dialup. Doesn't seem like it should take long to download, but it does sometimes... Oh well...

126 posted on 06/23/2006 3:52:21 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
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To: don-o

LOL!


127 posted on 06/23/2006 3:58:24 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: Gatemouth

"Any thoughts?"

And the villagers chanted as they offered the sacrifice to the Mods, who were pleased with the ozone and the smoke of burning.
How's that?


128 posted on 06/23/2006 4:05:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: GOP Poet

It ain't funny!


129 posted on 06/23/2006 4:07:25 PM PDT by don-o
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To: Gatemouth

130 posted on 06/23/2006 4:41:54 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Gatemouth; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; Darksheare; ...
Bow before the kitties, troll....

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

131 posted on 06/23/2006 6:42:32 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: Gatemouth

IATZ!!!


132 posted on 06/23/2006 6:44:23 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: Gatemouth

Your Gone


133 posted on 06/23/2006 6:46:26 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Thank You Veterans)
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To: Gatemouth

Huffingglue comPost?

here's a question for you to ponder: does anyone with a brain care?

here's a question for you to memorize, as you'll be needing it all your life: Would you like fries with that, sir?


134 posted on 06/23/2006 6:47:09 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Maybe I'll head over to the DU Lounge and see what's going on.


135 posted on 06/23/2006 6:52:52 PM PDT by dc27
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To: Gatemouth; Lead Moderator; Delta 21; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; ...

Delta21, isn't that purty?

y'all? it's on like Donkey Kong

136 posted on 06/23/2006 6:53:45 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: GOP Poet

ON THE NATURE OF ZOT!

"What is a zot anyhow?"

Are you sure you wanna know?

Ok. The rest of you, I thought you might find this amusing. Here y'go:

The first thing that happens is that the troll's daddy and its other daddy feel that "special way" about each other.

Then, about nine months later, the stork does a flyby of the expectant parents - but not just any stork, no... this is a SPECIAL stork. A leprous, blighted, tattered, pus-dripping noxious braindead zombie stork, bearing its bundle of oozing misery - the gurgling drooling idiotic leftist democratic meatpuppet we know as the "troll".

Then, some decades later, when the troll matures (should I say, instead, "ripens"?) to the mental age of three, some benevolent but misguided soul shows it how to operate a net-linked computer when the circus freakshow keeper is not paying attention.

In a virtual case of water (though "water" is not precicely the fluid I mean) seeking its own level, the troll automatically finds its bumbling way to that hot-spot of all drooling retards, democrappicundergrown.compostheap.

The troll is so delighted to at long last be among wits of its own base level that it dissolves in a feculent bubbling mass of outgassing putrescence. When it re-coalesces in its new blighted environs, it takes the form and function best suited to the Elite Masters of its race - the mindless slobbering sightless clammy-fisted eunuch known publicly by many names (Deaniac being one, Clintoonista another, and a more recent species called a JKoff) but known privately to their owners as "useful idiots."

These useful idiots are spewn forth like the gibbering overflow of a well-used and fermented satanic port-o-let, to contaminate, stain, and stink up the more wholesome and cleanly realms of the internet, so that the great old ones - Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Unmentionable One (Teddy Kennedy) among them - can spread their glandered dominion ever farther.

Such purulent squamous masses soon or late wash up upon our shores.

They invariably burble their flatulent war cries.

This sudden gust of methane and stinks of less describable nature rouse the denizens of this fair land to wrath and vengeance.

Cruel and merciless warriors known as the Viking Kitties descend upon the hapless blob of noisome jelly, gashing it with barbs of wit and pith.

Such martial valor alerts the Almighty Mods of this land.

Jove thunders.

Lighning strikes! (ZOT!)

Methane emanations ignite!

And they detonate, flashing into an expanding pink mist of DUh.

There you have it, then. The short (and postable) version.
***
I cannot believe I forgot to use "puling" and "yammering" in there somewhere.





137 posted on 06/23/2006 6:57:20 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: Gatemouth

DANG!

That many Keywords in a very short time span....
must be a record.


138 posted on 06/23/2006 7:00:04 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: All

139 posted on 06/23/2006 7:01:37 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: sionnsar
... those of us with slow dialup ...

I'm glad I am not the only one! I live in an area where not only can I not get DSL [not surprising in a county that does not even have a traffic signal] but, also, dial up does not run anywhere near 58 kbps ... more like 26-39 on a good day ... sometimes 19 ... and, occasionally as slow as 4 ... and that's when all I can do is shut it down and find something else to do.

140 posted on 06/23/2006 7:20:56 PM PDT by caryatid (Jolie Blonde, 'gardez donc, quoi t'as fait ...)
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To: najida

not really, but it cuddah bin ah contendah...


141 posted on 06/23/2006 7:23:18 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: Gatemouth
Holy mother of pearl!

I see the keyword fairy visited you.

142 posted on 06/23/2006 7:26:40 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
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To: King Prout
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Road Kill Beeber AssociationZOT ZOT ZOT
143 posted on 06/23/2006 7:27:07 PM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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144 posted on 06/23/2006 7:28:47 PM PDT by trussell (Work for God...the retirement benefits are tax free!)
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To: GOP Poet
Save the Trolls
Once upon a time, majestic, if slightly flea infested, herds of trolls wandered freely over the plains of cyberspace. The Ethernet would literally shake from thunderous noise of their bleating inanities and pounding keyboards in unthinking lockstep. They kept their own numbers in check by culling any member of the herd who showed signs of intelligence or self-reliance. They lived in perfect harmony with the members of the elite-media tribes that cared for them. Natures balance was preserved until the coming of the moderator man and his modern assault weapon, the ZOT.

Soon trolls were being wantonly slaughtered in huge numbers. Their posts, with only the juiciest idiocies removed for use in men’s and ladies tag lines, were left lying to rot in the sun. Despite their dwindling numbers the slaughter continues to this day. We at SAVE THE TROLLS demand that this unmerciful killing stop! We are working with pro-troll legislators to add trolls to the Endangered Species List. We are also trying to get ZOT-control legislation passed.

You can help! Call 1-800-PRO-TROLL or 1-800-BAN-ZOTS today and find out how!
145 posted on 06/23/2006 7:30:50 PM PDT by OSHA (If Jesus wants to work at Six Flags, he will have to cut his hair too.)
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To: BenLurkin
What is with Dimmi closing her eyes every time she squeezes the trigger?

The girl will never hit anything with that habit.

146 posted on 06/23/2006 7:32:31 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
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To: sionnsar
but it's damaged by having too many keywords.

We can't have that!

147 posted on 06/23/2006 7:33:58 PM PDT by OSHA (If Jesus wants to work at Six Flags, he will have to cut his hair too.)
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To: Gatemouth; All
A question for the Freeper who adds about 1,000 keywords to these zot threads:

Did your mother have any children that lived?

148 posted on 06/23/2006 7:36:23 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
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To: GOP Poet
Keywords are a tool for searching out threads. Carefully and seriously thought out and applied keywords are helpful....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry I couldn't keep a straight face.

149 posted on 06/23/2006 7:37:39 PM PDT by OSHA (If Jesus wants to work at Six Flags, he will have to cut his hair too.)
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150 posted on 06/23/2006 7:40:47 PM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan ("fake but accurate": NY Times)
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