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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You Mods ZOTTED Me!
Kos | Gatemouth

Posted on 06/23/2006 2:33:07 PM PDT by Gatemouth

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To: Mr. Silverback
Did your mother have any children that lived?

11, four boys and seven girls.

My Zot words are:ZOTMEHERE, ZOTMETHERE, ZOTMYUNDERWEAR

151 posted on 06/23/2006 7:45:30 PM PDT by usmcobra (A single rogue Marine, yeah that can happen, but a whole Unit, only a liberal would believe that BS)
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To: darkwing104

152 posted on 06/23/2006 7:51:05 PM PDT by Lady Jag (You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
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To: King Prout

It was beautiful close up

153 posted on 06/23/2006 7:53:52 PM PDT by Lady Jag (You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
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To: humblegunner


I vote for the twisting 

154 posted on 06/23/2006 8:04:47 PM PDT by trussell (Work for God...the retirement benefits are tax free!)
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To: lormand
Saving Keyword list for next ZOTTING

Please, for the love of Mike, don't post that crap. It was funny the first time, but now it's just annoying and ticks the zot thread regulars off.

155 posted on 06/23/2006 8:07:20 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
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To: colorado tanker

I don't think I've ever seen a crappier website design.


156 posted on 06/23/2006 8:11:51 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
re-edited...


A DNC Production. Take one.

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Action!

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This was a barbaric act!

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And yet, Republicans were practically drunk with
happiness over Zarqawi's murder!

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Excuse me, Mr. Moore, those are my lines.

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Cut! Howard, Fidel is right. Your line is, "I suppose it's a good thing that
Zarquawi is gone."

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But, Mike, I've used that line before, when Saddam
was captured.

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Let's try it my way, shall we? Places everyone! And action!

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I suppose it's a good thing that Saddam is... Zarqawi was... Damn!

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Cut!

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Idiot.

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Howard, take five, babe. Fidel, scene 3, from the top. Let's go!

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The killing and the cycle of violence has to stop! The biggest terrorist in the
world is the Pretzeldent, George W. Bush!!

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Annnd...cut! Great job, Fidel! Nice touch with that "Pretzeldent" too!

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You see how it is done, Howie? Heh heh! Stupid yankee.

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Michael, you're giving Fidel all the best lines- plus he gets to call Bush, Drinky McCokeSpoon
or Chimpus Khan or Commander Bunnypants. All I get to call him is Bushitler. I'm, like, Bushitler this and Bushitler
that. Bushitler is soooo 2003. Michael, I want script approval or, by the Sacred Feminine, I'm walking!

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Hey, Mike, what if I were to sing my lines?

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Lunch!

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Nice little movie your making here, Michael. Even if
there isn't a single African-American on board.

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Ok, Jesse, how much?

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A hundred thousand bucks and a roll for a qualified African-American brother.

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But Jesse, I've asked every single member of the Crongressional
Black Caucus - not one wanted to appear in a DNC documentary.

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You'll come up with something. Keep hope alive!

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Action!

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We got mother-flippin' snakes!!

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Cut! And print!

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Mother-flippin' snakes???

157 posted on 06/23/2006 8:18:47 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Mr. Silverback

My parents were circus people.
/ bad joke.

I haven't touched these keywords.


158 posted on 06/23/2006 8:21:09 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: RedRover

Here is the re-edited Director's cut version... (157)


159 posted on 06/23/2006 8:27:52 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: usmcobra
LOL! I didn't mean you. Nice zotwords.
160 posted on 06/23/2006 8:39:59 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
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To: lormand

Also, see post 58. Adding the massive zotfile can be hazardous to your posting privileges.


161 posted on 06/23/2006 8:41:08 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Sweet stuff, Roscoe! By the way, I remember hearing the great Warner Bros animator, Chuck Jones, talk about the deplorable state of cartoons, circa 1965. The one exception was the work of Jay Ward. Jones said Rocky & Bullwinkle proved you didn't need great animation to be amazing--you only needed the genius of Jay Ward. Anyway, the point is, your stuff reminds me of him. Your writing is so good that the pictures almost seem to be talking!


162 posted on 06/23/2006 8:41:40 PM PDT by RedRover (Support our troops, support Diana Irey! www.irey.com and www.vets4Irey.com)
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To: 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; aardvark1; albee; albertp; alnick; alnitak; Alouette; Annie03; ...
Roscoe outdoes me again. See post 157.

If you want on or off the Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama Ping List, please notify me by freepmail.

163 posted on 06/23/2006 8:44:49 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
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To: Mr. Silverback; Roscoe Karns

Thanks for the ping, Mr. Silverback.
Great job, Roscoe.


164 posted on 06/23/2006 8:48:58 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Very Good! Michael Moore getting shook down (?) by Jesse Jackson, classic!


165 posted on 06/23/2006 8:50:00 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Allah is the opium pipedream of a desert pedophile...Freeper Ax)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Check the Keyword list again.


166 posted on 06/23/2006 8:51:58 PM PDT by usmcobra (A single rogue Marine, yeah that can happen, but a whole Unit, only a liberal would believe that BS)
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To: 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; aardvark1; albee; albertp; alnick; alnitak; Alouette; Annie03; ...
While you're at it, King Prout's post 137 is not to be missed.

If you want on or off the Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama Ping List, please notify me by freepmail.

167 posted on 06/23/2006 8:52:37 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
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To: RedRover; Mr. Silverback
Thanks, RR! I always post too soon though. Invariably I cringe and think of a dozen ways to improve it after I hit the post button. :)
168 posted on 06/23/2006 8:56:37 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

oh, man... perfect.


169 posted on 06/23/2006 8:58:29 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: Mr. Silverback

thanks for letting me know about Roscoe's post157. delightful!


170 posted on 06/23/2006 9:00:23 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: usmcobra

What am I looking for?


171 posted on 06/23/2006 9:02:57 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
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To: OSHA
We are also trying to get ZOT-control legislation passed.

You will get my ZOT when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

172 posted on 06/23/2006 9:09:28 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
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To: King Prout; Mr. Silverback

Finally! A series explanation of it all. ;)


173 posted on 06/23/2006 9:21:19 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: King Prout
it's on like Donkey Kong

I've heard that phrase on the Honkeytonk Badonkadonk song - but I have no clue what it means.

174 posted on 06/23/2006 9:23:20 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Gatemouth

Uh-huh...


175 posted on 06/23/2006 9:25:37 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (One flag--American. One language--English. One allegiance--to America!)
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To: tuliptree76

Donkey Kong was among the first multilevel commercially successful video games with "animated" charcaters.

there was a bigass gorilla who threw beer kegs at the player.

I suppose that's what the phrase refers to.


176 posted on 06/23/2006 9:29:05 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: Gatemouth
http://distressedamerican.cf.huffingtonpost.com/ Any thoughts?

Yes--too bad you didn't have any thoughts before you created your "art". Son, here's a word of advice: The whole "Bushbots/ Bush followers are drones" thing is SO 2000.

Also, it's amusing that you post on Huffington Post. What a woman who pretends to be an intellectual but was so stupid she didn't know she was married to a homosexual is going to teach the rest of us is zero.

177 posted on 06/23/2006 9:30:55 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: King Prout

I've played Donkey Kong a long time ago. I guess I just can't figure out the connection.


178 posted on 06/23/2006 9:37:14 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Fawnn

*grins*


179 posted on 06/23/2006 9:39:03 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: Gatemouth

You're the kitten.

180 posted on 06/23/2006 9:41:47 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (One flag--American. One language--English. One allegiance--to America!)
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To: King Prout

"Puling" would have been nice. LOL


181 posted on 06/23/2006 9:43:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Gatemouth; potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; PhilDragoo; The Spirit Of Allegiance; ..

keyword fest


182 posted on 06/23/2006 9:52:28 PM PDT by bitt ("Land of the Free, because of the Brave...")
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To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
Friday night humor break...

Don't miss post #137 by King Prout and #157 by Roscoe Karns (and definitely check out Roscoe Karns' profile page)! LOL

183 posted on 06/23/2006 9:55:10 PM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMAO!!!


184 posted on 06/23/2006 10:03:20 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: nutmeg

A regular Zotweiler.


185 posted on 06/23/2006 10:03:28 PM PDT by stanz (Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.)
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To: stanz
A regular Zotweiler.

LOL! ;-D

186 posted on 06/23/2006 10:06:16 PM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: Gatemouth

The GOOD News in Iraq that the MSN does not want YOU to know!

Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2005
for the reestablished Fulbright program?

Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is operational?! They have 5 100-foot patrol craft,
34 smaller vessels and a naval infantry regiment.

Did you know that Iraq 's Air Force consists of three operational squadrons,
which includes 9 reconnaissance and 3 US C-130 transport aircraft
(under Iraqi operational control) which operate day and night,
and will soon add 16 UH-1 helicopters and 4 Bell Jet Rangers?

Did you know that Iraq has a counter-terrorist unit and a Commando Battalion?

Did you know that the Iraqi Police Service has over 55,000 fully trained and equipped police officers?

Did you know that there are 5 Police Academies in Iraqthat produce over 3500 new officers each 8 weeks?

Did you know there are more than 1100 building projects going on in Iraq ?
They include 364 schools, 67 public clinics, 15 hospitals, 83 railroad stations, 22 oil facilities,
93 water facilities and 69 electrical facilities.

Did you know that 96% of Iraqi children under the age of 5 have received the first 2 series of polio vaccinations?

Did you know that 4.3 million Iraqi children were enrolled in primary school by mid October?

Did you know that there are 1,192,000 cell phone subscribers in Iraq and phone use has gone up 158%?

Did you know that Iraq has an independent media that consists of 75 radio stations,
180 newspapers and 10 television stations?

Did you know that 47 countries have reestablished their embassies in Iraq ?

Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people?

Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated,
364 schools are under rehabilitation,
263 schools are now under construction
and 38 new schools have been built in Iraq ?

Did you know that Iraq's higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities,
46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers, all currently operating?


Did you know that the Baghdad Stock Exchange opened in June of 2004?

Did you know that 2 candidates in the Iraqi presidential election had a televised debate recently?

OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW . .AND I DIDN'T KNOW!

WHY DIDN'T WE ?

OUR MEDIA WOULDN'T TELL US!

Instead of reflecting our love for our country, we get photos of flag burning incidents at Abu Ghraib
and people throwing snowballs at the presidential motorcades.

The lack of accentuating the positive in Iraq serves two purposes.
It is intended to undermine the world's perception of the United States ,
thus minimizing consequential support, and it is intended to discourage American citizens.

***
Above facts are verifiable on the Department of Defense web site.

http://www.defenselink.mil/home/features/Iraq_Reports/Index.html
***

PASS IT ON


187 posted on 06/23/2006 10:11:28 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

excellent!

mother-flippin snakes?


188 posted on 06/23/2006 10:16:53 PM PDT by bitt ("Land of the Free, because of the Brave...")
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To: Roscoe Karns

yeah... something like "...puling lackwits seething in their yammering din..."


189 posted on 06/23/2006 10:20:50 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: King Prout
This is hilarious and quite ingenious. Great work. You did use "puling" and "yammering"--in the last sentence :-).
190 posted on 06/23/2006 10:33:52 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: GOP Poet

well, I posted that originally about two years back, and subsequently archived it, adding a terminal lament about my failure to use those two lovely old words.


191 posted on 06/23/2006 10:36:00 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: OSHA

you mean like OOMPAPAPAOOMPAPAPAOOMPAPAPAOOMP?


192 posted on 06/23/2006 10:38:21 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: bitt
mother-flippin snakes?

Google "Snakes on a plane"

193 posted on 06/23/2006 10:48:43 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: MikeA; GOP Poet

Keywords are a way to leave your own unique marker on a thread for later recall; especially if you leave topically related keywords. They are searchable, thus making an easy method to call up those threads for later reference.

Of course, you sometimes have to resort to odd and truly obscure keywords in order to make the functionality really work well for you, but it's worthwhile if you are truly intent on recovering specific threads easily.

Obviously, all of that effort goes for naught if you forget what keywords you used for a given topic or thread, so practice safe keywording and log them somewhere accessible.


194 posted on 06/23/2006 11:47:54 PM PDT by HKMk23 (When I was a boy, "being a grown up" involved more than just physiology.)
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To: King Prout

RE: Pulling

"Father, I am to give my first mass and I am extremely nervous. Please, give me some advice as to how you remain so calm."

"Well, you know that I keep a glass of icewater at hand throughout the mass."

"Yes."

"It isn't icewater, it's vodka on the rocks. I nip at it on occasion to ward off the butterflies."

"Ah! Thank you, Father. I will try that."

After the mass, our nervous young priest meets again with his elder mentor for a critique.

"Well, Father, what did you think of my first mass?"

"First of all, about the vodka: next time sip it slowly, don't gulp it by the glass.
Second, it's 'Jesus Christ and the Disciples' not 'J.C. and da boyz.'
Third, it's 'the Virgin Mary', not 'Mary wit da cherry'.
Fourth, you were meant to announce a taffy pulling contest at St. Peters, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
Finally, you really should have had one of the altar boys blow out the candles afterward; your impromptu fire-belching singed the varnish on the altar.
But, other than that, you did fine."


195 posted on 06/24/2006 12:19:18 AM PDT by HKMk23 (When I was a boy, "being a grown up" involved more than just physiology.)
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To: Lurking in Kansas
Buh bye, troll. worst post ever

I know. Mighty poor grade of trolls this year. I refuse to zot unless they have a single-digit IQ....MINIMUM! (I let these go, hoping they will evolve into something....ANYTHING!)

But I suppose most can't read what they post through the crayon scribble on their computer screens anyway....

196 posted on 06/24/2006 2:38:48 AM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: nutmeg; Roscoe Karns; King Prout
What a fun thread!

Thanks for ping nutmeg & Roscoe & King you guys are a hoot!!!!

Both you gents have great profile pages.. your dialogs w/pix are great roscoe (and we all know how much time is involved to do those) and KProut, you have a wealth of info on your pages. Sorry about your pup & kitty. I am still missing my Oliver & it has been 6 months now (he was only 4). They mark our souls for sure.
197 posted on 06/24/2006 4:31:04 AM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: trussell
I vote for the twisting

Sometimes debate is a waste of words. ;-)

198 posted on 06/24/2006 4:40:04 AM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Gatemouth
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199 posted on 06/24/2006 5:33:47 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; SierraWasp; NormsRevenge; Grampa Dave

Now that is a worthwhile rant/production.....


200 posted on 06/24/2006 6:21:35 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (History is soon Forgotten,)
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