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To That Stupid Liberal Lurker - I Got Zapped

Posted on 06/24/2006 9:21:32 AM PDT by tough decision

One look at you tells me all I need to know about you. I am so tired of liberals that think they are so brilliant. You are such a stupid jackass. You are so stupid you probably believe that the Bush administration orchestrated the attacks on 9/11. Every time you go on the internet, every time you make a bank transaction, or pay a bill, every time you try to email a congressman or senator they are getting so much information off of you. Of course it is all a conspiracy by the Bush administration. I have screwed around by so many arrogant liberals like you. If an arrogant moron like you even came close to me at this point I would put you in the hospital. I think every know nothing lying jackass like you should be rounded up and gassed with the iraqi poison gas that does not exist according to you. The reason this country is so screwed up is because of arrogant liberal bastards like you who think they are just so much smarter than anyone else.


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To: Delta 21

LOL!


101 posted on 06/24/2006 9:38:28 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: tough decision

What is that smell??

Ozone?


102 posted on 06/24/2006 9:39:34 AM PDT by backinthefold (banoonie baloni?)
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To: MNJohnnie

This troll is different. The troll I got into it with was pretending to be a "true conservative" and was responding to what I and others were saying.


103 posted on 06/24/2006 9:39:37 AM PDT by COEXERJ145 (Apparently Being Mean to a Troll is Now Against the Rules.)
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To: BenLurkin

LOL!

What about ranch dressing on turkey?


104 posted on 06/24/2006 9:39:39 AM PDT by FreeReign
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To: Cobra64

105 posted on 06/24/2006 9:39:53 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Salamander

It does have that effect on people...


106 posted on 06/24/2006 9:40:07 AM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: tough decision
Democrats think everyone is as dumb as them..


107 posted on 06/24/2006 9:40:11 AM PDT by No Blue States
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To: tough decision

108 posted on 06/24/2006 9:40:18 AM PDT by Allegra (I'm Shizophrenic. No, I'm Not. Yes, I Am. No, I'm NOT. Are TOO. Am NOT.)
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To: tough decision
  

109 posted on 06/24/2006 9:40:35 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: tough decision

110 posted on 06/24/2006 9:40:39 AM PDT by John Lenin (The RAT party is still Stuck on Stupid)
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To: tough decision

Well, I don't know who this was addressed to, but I'm sure that it showed him good.


111 posted on 06/24/2006 9:40:39 AM PDT by Sofa King (A wise man uses compromise as an alternative to defeat. A fool uses it as an alternative to victory.)
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To: tough decision

112 posted on 06/24/2006 9:40:54 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: tiredoflaundry

LOLOL!!! (((((TOL)))))


113 posted on 06/24/2006 9:40:57 AM PDT by LucyJo
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To: Izzy Dunne

114 posted on 06/24/2006 9:41:22 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Cobra64
The time has come.

Heeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty!

115 posted on 06/24/2006 9:41:22 AM PDT by Allegra (I'm Shizophrenic. No, I'm Not. Yes, I Am. No, I'm NOT. Are TOO. Am NOT.)
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To: LucyJo

;-)


116 posted on 06/24/2006 9:41:35 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

It freaks me out!.....LOL!


117 posted on 06/24/2006 9:42:01 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: tough decision
You obviously are not acquainted with the Viking Kitties. Wait a bit they will find you.
118 posted on 06/24/2006 9:42:12 AM PDT by Tarheel (Good fences make good neighbors--R. Frost)
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To: tough decision
did the lobotomy impair your grammar skills?
119 posted on 06/24/2006 9:42:27 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 ("Conspiracy theories are the products of feeble minds." - A. Horvet)
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To: tough decision

120 posted on 06/24/2006 9:42:30 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
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To: No Blue States

121 posted on 06/24/2006 9:42:40 AM PDT by No Blue States
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To: BunnySlippers

These lifelike ani gifs are great.


122 posted on 06/24/2006 9:43:00 AM PDT by StAnDeliver
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To: tough decision

IB4TZ


123 posted on 06/24/2006 9:43:12 AM PDT by lormand (Republicans make better lovers because they don't pull out until finished.)
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To: tough decision; Lurker

ZZZZZOT!

Hey! Did you see what this wart called you? A Liberal? No way!


124 posted on 06/24/2006 9:43:32 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: FreeReign
Ranch dressing on turkey
LOL!
125 posted on 06/24/2006 9:43:44 AM PDT by Clara Lou (A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality. --I. Kristol)
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To: No Blue States

126 posted on 06/24/2006 9:43:54 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: tough decision

127 posted on 06/24/2006 9:44:14 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: tiredoflaundry
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128 posted on 06/24/2006 9:44:22 AM PDT by don-o
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To: tough decision

129 posted on 06/24/2006 9:44:34 AM PDT by Allegra (I'm Shizophrenic. No, I'm Not. Yes, I Am. No, I'm NOT. Are TOO. Am NOT.)
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To: Sofa King

I suspect one of the voices in his head was arguing with another.
[I'm just waiting for the more rational "arbitrating voice" to pipe up]


130 posted on 06/24/2006 9:44:40 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: tough decision

First time I've agreed with a troll in five years!


131 posted on 06/24/2006 9:45:00 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Jack Murtha? Not in my Marine Corps!)
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To: tough decision

Dude. Get a grip on yourself.


132 posted on 06/24/2006 9:45:02 AM PDT by Doohickey (Democrats are nothing without a constituency of victims.)
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To: tough decision


133 posted on 06/24/2006 9:45:05 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Allegra

134 posted on 06/24/2006 9:45:13 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: don-o

LOL!!! I love it! I stole it! :-)


135 posted on 06/24/2006 9:45:31 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: Allegra
It's too bad they canceled the Crusader.
136 posted on 06/24/2006 9:46:17 AM PDT by COEXERJ145 (Apparently Being Mean to a Troll is Now Against the Rules.)
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To: Allegra

Funny that my post directly followed your tagline....;D


137 posted on 06/24/2006 9:46:20 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: tough decision

OK, you have a few more minutes to respond before I get bored and move on

Anything else bothering you these days?


138 posted on 06/24/2006 9:46:38 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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To: tiredoflaundry
They are on the way!

Thanks! They are my favorite part of a ZOT.

139 posted on 06/24/2006 9:46:54 AM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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To: tough decision

Dear TD-- Thanks so much for this thread. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. It must suck to be you.


140 posted on 06/24/2006 9:47:05 AM PDT by Clara Lou (A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality. --I. Kristol)
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To: tough decision

141 posted on 06/24/2006 9:47:16 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: Doohickey
Get a grip on yourself.

I think he's had a good grip on himself for a while now.

142 posted on 06/24/2006 9:47:16 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Doohickey
Dude. Get a grip on yourself.

I am sure he is well-gripped, if you get my drift...

143 posted on 06/24/2006 9:47:19 AM PDT by don-o
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To: Allegra

144 posted on 06/24/2006 9:47:40 AM PDT by No Blue States
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To: DejaJude

:-)


145 posted on 06/24/2006 9:48:01 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: tough decision

146 posted on 06/24/2006 9:48:23 AM PDT by Andy from Beaverton (I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
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To: Salamander
Funny that my post directly followed your tagline....;D

Great multiple personalities think alike. ;-)

147 posted on 06/24/2006 9:48:46 AM PDT by Allegra (I'm Shizophrenic. No, I'm Not. Yes, I Am. No, I'm NOT. Are TOO. Am NOT.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
3 seconds - GMTA

Is this 'un from DU or the Clowns, I wonder?

148 posted on 06/24/2006 9:49:04 AM PDT by don-o
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To: tough decision

IBTZ or angry loner. Calm down, dump the profanity and answer up, you can do better than this.


149 posted on 06/24/2006 9:49:33 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Striving to obtain liberal victim status.)
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To: No Blue States

LOL - I LOVE that!


150 posted on 06/24/2006 9:49:44 AM PDT by Allegra (I'm Shizophrenic. No, I'm Not. Yes, I Am. No, I'm NOT. Are TOO. Am NOT.)
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