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To That Stupid Liberal Lurker - I Got Zapped

Posted on 06/24/2006 9:21:32 AM PDT by tough decision

One look at you tells me all I need to know about you. I am so tired of liberals that think they are so brilliant. You are such a stupid jackass. You are so stupid you probably believe that the Bush administration orchestrated the attacks on 9/11. Every time you go on the internet, every time you make a bank transaction, or pay a bill, every time you try to email a congressman or senator they are getting so much information off of you. Of course it is all a conspiracy by the Bush administration. I have screwed around by so many arrogant liberals like you. If an arrogant moron like you even came close to me at this point I would put you in the hospital. I think every know nothing lying jackass like you should be rounded up and gassed with the iraqi poison gas that does not exist according to you. The reason this country is so screwed up is because of arrogant liberal bastards like you who think they are just so much smarter than anyone else.


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To: Izzy Dunne
You make one single post in your whole life and this is it?,p>Isn't it amazing?

Low IQ loser gets a bright idea.
No one has ever thought of it before!

Pretend to be a conservative and go to FR and post an incoherent loser rambling diatribe and assume that nobody will notice that it is the style of loser DUs.
Assume the national news will pick it up as a typical Free Republic post; Hell, quote it yourself at some other loser site...

< /bright idea >

181 posted on 06/24/2006 10:06:19 AM PDT by Publius6961 (Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
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To: No Blue States
You are cracking me up. I love that one!

A classic!

This one is for the troll...

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182 posted on 06/24/2006 10:06:38 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: tough decision
a special messsage, just for you
183 posted on 06/24/2006 10:06:51 AM PDT by SERE_DOC ("9 out of the 10 voices in my head told me to go home & clean my weapons!")
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To: Politicalmom

Cool, more keywords than the actual post!


184 posted on 06/24/2006 10:07:16 AM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: don-o

Isn't that the hostage G.I. Joe doll?


185 posted on 06/24/2006 10:07:31 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (What's so hard to understand about the word illegal?)
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To: CAluvdubya

Yes......:-D


186 posted on 06/24/2006 10:08:09 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: andyandval

If he had gripped himself as tightly as we expected, that prolly got it off!


187 posted on 06/24/2006 10:08:58 AM PDT by don-o
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To: Krodg
Strange first last post.
188 posted on 06/24/2006 10:09:21 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Make them go home!!)
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To: don-o

Remember "Cody" the fake soldier that was actually an action figure?

Thats him. heheh


189 posted on 06/24/2006 10:10:07 AM PDT by No Blue States
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To: CAluvdubya
Isn't that the hostage G.I. Joe doll? I reckon - have not seen him in a while
190 posted on 06/24/2006 10:10:27 AM PDT by don-o
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To: Salamander

LOL


191 posted on 06/24/2006 10:10:37 AM PDT by woofie
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To: andyandval

ROFL!!

Looterguy will never die. Good one!

There is nothing funnier than a Free Republic ZOT thread.
(except maybe Fridays funnies)


192 posted on 06/24/2006 10:11:33 AM PDT by No Blue States
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To: woofie

I miss him.
He was funny and completely crazed.....:D


193 posted on 06/24/2006 10:12:45 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: tiredoflaundry

Haha!!


194 posted on 06/24/2006 10:14:40 AM PDT by KoRn
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To: tough decision

I don't think this was a troll...I have feelings like this on a daily basis...I just don't think it's important enough for a vanity. But if it made this guy feel better, so be it.


195 posted on 06/24/2006 10:15:47 AM PDT by Hildy ("Whenever someone smiles at me all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life." - Dwight Schrute)
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To: BunnySlippers

Bwahahahah!!! Love the pic!


196 posted on 06/24/2006 10:16:57 AM PDT by DemforBush
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To: Salamander

Trolls coming along and posting that stuff?

What a waste of a good buzz. Just say no, dude. Train wrecks are distracting, but mildly amusing to watch.


197 posted on 06/24/2006 10:17:07 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: Rev. Pogo

Good stuff over here!


198 posted on 06/24/2006 10:17:39 AM PDT by KoRn
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To: Politicalmom
Funny--go to DU or DK--

There's IS a Big " Libbie Push" to go on various Conservatives sites--

---and TRY to place either...er..."out of Place" threads..

---or " cursing/baised/prejudiced sounding" threads--

----so the libbies can TRY to Use them: pointing to them like, "HERE is a Typical Example of a Conservative".Nothing new--been tried unsucessfully before too.

---of course--Freepers already HAVE all the info WE NEED to show exactly who THEY are! Don't we?....

and

Airborne
199 posted on 06/24/2006 10:18:02 AM PDT by AirBorn
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To: tough decision; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; ...
Are you having a bad day?

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

200 posted on 06/24/2006 10:19:37 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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