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To That Stupid Liberal Lurker - I Got Zapped

Posted on 06/24/2006 9:21:32 AM PDT by tough decision

One look at you tells me all I need to know about you. I am so tired of liberals that think they are so brilliant. You are such a stupid jackass. You are so stupid you probably believe that the Bush administration orchestrated the attacks on 9/11. Every time you go on the internet, every time you make a bank transaction, or pay a bill, every time you try to email a congressman or senator they are getting so much information off of you. Of course it is all a conspiracy by the Bush administration. I have screwed around by so many arrogant liberals like you. If an arrogant moron like you even came close to me at this point I would put you in the hospital. I think every know nothing lying jackass like you should be rounded up and gassed with the iraqi poison gas that does not exist according to you. The reason this country is so screwed up is because of arrogant liberal bastards like you who think they are just so much smarter than anyone else.


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To: tough decision

Okay, then. Time for meds?


51 posted on 06/24/2006 9:28:31 AM PDT by Clara Lou (A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality. --I. Kristol)
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To: tough decision

52 posted on 06/24/2006 9:28:39 AM PDT by LukeL
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To: MNJohnnie
This is one of the better trollings I've seen in a while although nothing will beat the one where the troll convinced the mods he was being mistreated and I got banned for 4 days.
53 posted on 06/24/2006 9:29:03 AM PDT by COEXERJ145 (Apparently Being Mean to a Troll is Now Against the Rules.)
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To: tough decision

IBTZ


54 posted on 06/24/2006 9:29:03 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: tough decision

Lefty nut agitator alert!


55 posted on 06/24/2006 9:29:20 AM PDT by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help m)
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To: tough decision

56 posted on 06/24/2006 9:29:33 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: beltfed308

Nothing's more fun on a slow Saturday morning. :-)


57 posted on 06/24/2006 9:29:45 AM PDT by jazusamo (DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
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To: Salamander
Here ya go.


58 posted on 06/24/2006 9:30:00 AM PDT by orionblamblam (I'm interested in science and preventing its corruption, so here I am.)
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To: tough decision

?????


59 posted on 06/24/2006 9:30:23 AM PDT by BlessedBeGod (Benedict XVI = Terminator IV)
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To: beltfed308

Nuthin brings FReepers together like a good troll roast.


60 posted on 06/24/2006 9:30:23 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
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To: Delta 21

Thanks.
I needed that.....:)


61 posted on 06/24/2006 9:30:25 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: tough decision
Dear Tough,

Excessive drug combined with consuming large amounts of alcohol before using a computer is strongly dis-advised. I suggest you quietly exit the library and stagger off to your favorite highway overpass to sleep it off.

Oh, and seeing as the computers at the Public Library are procured for educational uses, I suggest you find other ways to amuse yourself then wasting taxpayer resources posting hate mail to yourself on Conservative websites via publicly owned computer servers.

Good day.
62 posted on 06/24/2006 9:30:36 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (The US Military. We kill foreigners so you don't have too.)
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To: tough decision

You're outta here!


63 posted on 06/24/2006 9:30:43 AM PDT by WayneM ( Sneaking in is NOT immigration.......(`'..').......Cut the KRAP (Karl Rove Amnesty Plan).)
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To: tough decision

hope ya hang around a little bit......


64 posted on 06/24/2006 9:30:58 AM PDT by joe fonebone (Time to bring back tar and feathering.)
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65 posted on 06/24/2006 9:31:02 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: tiredoflaundry
TOUGH DECISION:


66 posted on 06/24/2006 9:31:07 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: KoRn

Will the kitties be here soon?


67 posted on 06/24/2006 9:31:13 AM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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To: tough decision

See ya.


68 posted on 06/24/2006 9:31:43 AM PDT by teletech (Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT)
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To: BunnySlippers

ROFL!

[He looks positively catatonic].....;D


69 posted on 06/24/2006 9:31:50 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: tough decision

Is that you, Markos?


70 posted on 06/24/2006 9:31:57 AM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: DejaJude
"Will the kitties be here soon?"

Oh, I'm sure lol. I can't believe he's still alive haha.

71 posted on 06/24/2006 9:32:15 AM PDT by KoRn
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To: DejaJude
They are on the way!



72 posted on 06/24/2006 9:32:19 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: tough decision
Crap! They raised the price of summer pool passes again this year. It's all that evil Bush's fault!

Better run along...don't forget the cigarette you stole to smoke behind the bath house.

73 posted on 06/24/2006 9:32:28 AM PDT by Sisku Hanne (*Support DIANA IREY for US Congress!* Send "Cut-n-Run" Murtha packing: HIT THE ROAD, JACK!)
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74 posted on 06/24/2006 9:32:45 AM PDT by John Lenin (The RAT party is still Stuck on Stupid)
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To: tough decision

George Bush even knows how small your penis is.


75 posted on 06/24/2006 9:32:53 AM PDT by Crawdad (I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no class.)
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To: tough decision
Interesting effort.

Seems even the mods find you entertaining.

76 posted on 06/24/2006 9:33:00 AM PDT by carlr
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77 posted on 06/24/2006 9:33:13 AM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
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To: KoRn



78 posted on 06/24/2006 9:33:16 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: tough decision
Actually, although you posted in the wrong location and were particularly shrill, all I can say is:


Zot!
pancake
Where
79 posted on 06/24/2006 9:33:19 AM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: tough decision
One look at you tells me all I need to know about you. I am so tired of liberals that think they are so brilliant. You are such a stupid jackass. You are so stupid you probably believe that the Bush administration orchestrated the attacks on 9/11.

80 posted on 06/24/2006 9:33:21 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: LukeL

81 posted on 06/24/2006 9:33:37 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: COEXERJ145
nothing will beat the one where the troll convinced the mods he was being mistreated and I got banned for 4 days.

So is your troll still here?

82 posted on 06/24/2006 9:33:51 AM PDT by ASA Vet (3.03)
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To: tough decision

The problem is this screed sounds like a stereotype "progressives" have of Conservatives.


83 posted on 06/24/2006 9:33:52 AM PDT by freeforall
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To: tough decision

IBTZ


84 posted on 06/24/2006 9:34:07 AM PDT by Blackirish (Merry Fitzmas !!)
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To: tiredoflaundry



85 posted on 06/24/2006 9:34:39 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: ASA Vet

Nope. He was banned less than an hour later.


86 posted on 06/24/2006 9:35:07 AM PDT by COEXERJ145 (Apparently Being Mean to a Troll is Now Against the Rules.)
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To: Salamander
Gimme some of that syrup for my short stack!!


87 posted on 06/24/2006 9:35:09 AM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: Puppage

88 posted on 06/24/2006 9:35:12 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: tough decision

why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?


89 posted on 06/24/2006 9:35:40 AM PDT by Ikemeister
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To: orionblamblam

90 posted on 06/24/2006 9:36:09 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: tough decision
Wow...still IBTZ! Cool.


91 posted on 06/24/2006 9:36:13 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: Krodg
Strange first post.

I was thinking the same thing. It seems to be directed at no one. I thought the mods had deleted something. I'm just...


92 posted on 06/24/2006 9:36:13 AM PDT by Cobra64 (All we get are lame ideas from Republicans and lame criticism from dems about those lame ideas.)
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To: tough decision

Natalie...I see you had nothing to do today but troll-post..

93 posted on 06/24/2006 9:36:14 AM PDT by cbkaty (I may not always post...but I am always here......)
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To: COEXERJ145

OUCH! My that had to hurt. Thanks for the warning. I better watch myself. If you got 4 days, I probably will talk myself into a 4 week zot!


94 posted on 06/24/2006 9:36:51 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (The US Military. We kill foreigners so you don't have too.)
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To: John Lenin

LOL!! Thanks for the laugh!


95 posted on 06/24/2006 9:37:21 AM PDT by Clara Lou (A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality. --I. Kristol)
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96 posted on 06/24/2006 9:37:25 AM PDT by Coyoteman (Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death--Heinlein)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!


MY EYES!


97 posted on 06/24/2006 9:37:34 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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To: tough decision
IBTZ


98 posted on 06/24/2006 9:37:39 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
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To: Allegra
Ya think it's time?


99 posted on 06/24/2006 9:38:04 AM PDT by Cobra64 (All we get are lame ideas from Republicans and lame criticism from dems about those lame ideas.)
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To: tough decision

I get it. You're a DUmmie trying to show that Free Republic is as nasty and violent as DU. Nice try.


100 posted on 06/24/2006 9:38:28 AM PDT by RedRover (Fire Jack Murtha. Support Diana Irey for Congress.)
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