Posted on 06/29/2006 12:45:04 PM PDT by seasoned traditionalist
BRISTOW, Okla. - Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience. Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others. The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing. The jurors sometimes exchange awkward looks and break into nervous laughter when the testimony takes a lurid turn.
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qualify for ish ping?
I can't believe these loyal wives. I am sorry but if it were MY husband caught pumping his penis in view of the court reporter in the middle of murder trials and tearful testimony, I would not be walking into the courtroom with him at his trial! What is she saying? He is innocent? Or, he may be a perv, but he is MY perv?
If Rush had one of these, the photo would be on the top of every TV newscast and above the fold in the NYT. There would be colorful graphics on the MSM news demonstrating its use with labels like "Limbaugh's penis" and "pumping device." Heck, no, they would probably put "Limbaugh's ALLEGED penis."
Didn't see it in my list of pings. Oh well...8^)
Brewster paused.
"Not you, personally?" he asked.
"No," Dakil responded as jurors laughed. "I recommend those as a urologist."
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there..
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