Lighten the mood for FReeper Rebel_yell2

Me. | July 13, 2006 | Proud_Yank

[proud_yank]

Hello,

Many of you know that FReeper Rebel_yell2 is stuck in his hotel in Beruit after the airstrikes. A request for any help or ideas on his situation was posted here.

Just wanted to start a thread specifically for jokes, chit-chat, etc. to help lift his spirits, and to keep the original thread more open in case he needs to reach anyone.

[proud_yank]

Ummm.... funnies, uhhh....

Liberals are to intelligence as Rosie O'Donnell is to ____.

[proud_yank]

Here it is.

[proud_yank]

Roast pork garnished with bacon bits and sausage stuffing!

And if any gets spilled on the floor, some strong cleaning chemicals would be in order. RY would just need to use care not to get it in anyone's eyes ; )

Some pork chops, shrimp, lobster too. Koran bib?

[Redleg1963]

Get a 9mm, or a .45 if ya can.

A few grenades might come in handy.....stay away from rifles unless you are planning on hitting something far away or if you think they look cool, they do.

Try and get some body armor (with sapi plates) and a Kevlar helmet.

Kick your travel agents a$$ when you get home.

I hope this helps.

[bwteim]

We're watching tennis, Rebel_yell2. Cmsgop has rounded up some players. Grampa Dave is making sure they are properly attired.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1665232/posts?page=700#700

[proud_yank]

LOL!

[fanfan]

Liberals are to intelligence as Rosie O'Donnell is to ____.

Sexy.

[Redleg1963]

Crap, Sorry Proud, should have gone to Rebel.

[proud_yank]

LOL! straight.

[GOP_Raider]

Liberals are to intelligence as Rosie O'Donnell is to ____.

beauty.

[proud_yank]

Oh my!

[fanfan]

You're blaming that picture on a poor defenseless Grampa?

[queenkathy]

I guess in situations like this we don't realize how many Americans could be traveling to these countries. Not being much of traveler myself...

Wish I had a joke to share but I will pray for you that you will have a safe journey home Rebel_yell2...soon.

[proud_yank]

Hey dolly, don't know if you heard about FReeper rebels predicament but he is stuck in Beirut.

Started a thread for prayers, jokes, & chat. Do you have any lists you can ping to help lighten his mood & let him know were here for him?

[bwteim]

It was post #700 on the Did They or Did They Not thread earlier this evening;)

[proud_yank]

I had heard that there were ~2500 Americans there. Apparently, the state dept issued something to the effect that they're to leave but I guess the question is 'how'.

Hopefully they all return home safely.

[Redleg1963]

PING

[pcottraux]

What did the Hispanic firemen name his two hoses?

[proud_yank]

LOL!

[fanfan]

We are praying, on the other thread.

We are also leaving that thread open for him to reach anyone he needs to reach, and he can ping us back to it any time.

If he can, and wants to, he can come to this thread for comic relief.

PY, can you cross post the links between the two threads?

[proud_yank]

Illegal & Alien?

[SamAdams76]

Could be worse. Could be at the Super 8 Motel in Cleveland.

[proud_yank]

I posted a link to this one on the other thread.

[proud_yank]

Or Detroit!!

[pcottraux]

HoseA and HoseB.

[proud_yank]

Oh man!

[pcottraux]

It's a start.

[sheikdetailfeather]

Prayers going up for your safe return. Maybe Geraldo can come and rescue you and you'll both be shown on Fox.

[fanfan]

I need to get to bed.
Thanks for starting this thread Proud Yank.
See you tomorrow.


Good luck Rebel!
:-)

[ThomasThomas]

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

That's -10 west coast time.

Current time Friday, July 14, 2006 at 5:45:10 AM + posting

[LdSentinal]

But you will rescue Shepard Smith and his whining?

[Pox]

Well, the UN chief is sending a team to the Middle East to deal with the "major crisis"...

[bwteim]

I'm shameless...
;)

[proud_yank]

Rebel, you're in our prayers & were all here for ya! Please keep us posted as to how you're doing.

I need to get going, supposed to meet a friend of mine for a couple beers before he leaves on a road trip (there is a posibility that I might be moving before he gets back).

[proud_yank]

Good night!

[fanfan]

;-)

[proud_yank]

Hey, it could be Perky Katie!

[proud_yank]

I see your tennis player, and raise you:

[bwteim]

Clean-Jokes > 10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble


10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

[Redleg1963]

Try and stay out of the Middle East, see where Rebel's travel agent took him?

[ThomasThomas]

Is there any room service? This once was part of the British empire.

[bwteim]

Did I tell you I just switched from tennis to target shooting tonight;)

[caryatid]

Our prayers are with you RY2.

Wish we could send this fellow to your rescue:

Good luck and God bless!

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

I'm back!

Hubby and I ran to Togos. I got me a Turkey & Cranberry sammich.

[pbear8]

How about this guy?

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Where were we?

Oh yes...

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[prairiebreeze]

Not funny, but kinda cute...

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Ok, joke read.

Har.

er... I mean.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Getting tired of my arrrrrrrr's yet?

[null and void]

José and Hose B

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Ok, my turn!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?