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Dick Goes Berserk at Shatner Roast
the Daily Dish ^ | 8/16/06 | the Daily Dish

Posted on 08/16/2006 2:18:25 PM PDT by Xenalyte

Comedian Andy Dick reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central "Roast of William Shatner" on Sunday, licking stars and biting a journalist.

New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched Dick lick actresses Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her.

He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby, please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please."

She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.

The show will air on Sunday, August 20.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: andydick; comedycentral; culturewar; notalentbum; roast; viacom; whatadickhead; whiskeytangofoxtrot; williamshatner; wtf; yourbrainondrugs
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1 posted on 08/16/2006 2:18:26 PM PDT by Xenalyte
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To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; beaureguard; bedolido; Bella_Bru; CholeraJoe; ...
Icky icky icky Salacious Ping List ping!
2 posted on 08/16/2006 2:19:01 PM PDT by Xenalyte ("Snakes on a Plane" will win best movie next year.)
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To: Xenalyte
What. An. Ab. So. Lute. FREAK
3 posted on 08/16/2006 2:19:37 PM PDT by TChris (Banning DDT wasn't about birds. It was about power.)
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To: Xenalyte

Thailand?


4 posted on 08/16/2006 2:20:39 PM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: Xenalyte

Who? I have heard of most of these people, but who is this Dick person?


5 posted on 08/16/2006 2:20:46 PM PDT by NathanR (Après moi, le deluge.)
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To: Xenalyte
So how many licks doees it take?
6 posted on 08/16/2006 2:20:47 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: TChris

He's imploding as we watch. Frankly, I can't believe he's still alive.


7 posted on 08/16/2006 2:20:50 PM PDT by Xenalyte ("Snakes on a Plane" will win best movie next year.)
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To: Xenalyte

dick's a dick!


8 posted on 08/16/2006 2:21:04 PM PDT by pageonetoo (You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
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To: Xenalyte

Note: These are the kind of entertainment types who tell Americans how we should vote.


9 posted on 08/16/2006 2:21:49 PM PDT by Elpasser
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To: Xenalyte

The 'journalist'... better get a blood test.


10 posted on 08/16/2006 2:21:51 PM PDT by johnny7 (“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
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To: Xenalyte

"I'm not weird"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dick


11 posted on 08/16/2006 2:22:02 PM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: avg_freeper

Looks like I went over on my "e"s.


12 posted on 08/16/2006 2:22:23 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: johnny7

RABIES shots


13 posted on 08/16/2006 2:22:26 PM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: San Jacinto

Thailand??


14 posted on 08/16/2006 2:23:28 PM PDT by The Iceman Cometh (Just another evil conservative)
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To: Xenalyte

Odd title...LOL! :)


15 posted on 08/16/2006 2:23:31 PM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: TChris

I agree licking actresses was odd, but biting a journalist is not necessarily a bad thing.


16 posted on 08/16/2006 2:24:09 PM PDT by dirtboy (This tagline has been photoshopped)
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To: Xenalyte

I figured he'd be spooning Lance Bass.


17 posted on 08/16/2006 2:24:14 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity.)
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To: Xenalyte

Dick licking actresses? There's a "man bites dog" story!


18 posted on 08/16/2006 2:25:10 PM PDT by Dems_R_Losers (Meet the new dictators of America.....Bill Keller, James Risen, Eric Lichtblau, and Dana Priest)
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To: Xenalyte

This gets a WTF keyword.


19 posted on 08/16/2006 2:25:30 PM PDT by JamesP81 ("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
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To: avg_freeper
So how many licks doees it take?

I count three licks and a bite.

Just like the comercial...


20 posted on 08/16/2006 2:26:00 PM PDT by null and void (Imagine a world without a CAIR...)
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To: Xenalyte
Andy doesn't hail from THAILAND by chance, does he?
21 posted on 08/16/2006 2:26:01 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Get off my lawn!)
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To: Xenalyte
Never heard of this person.
William Shatner was in the all time worst cowboy movie.
It is "White Comanche" and had no story, directing or acting.
It is too bad to be camp.
22 posted on 08/16/2006 2:26:25 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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To: The Iceman Cometh

It's official. The place I was born is part of the FReeper lexicon. I'm honored. :)


23 posted on 08/16/2006 2:26:33 PM PDT by Killborn (Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
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To: Dems_R_Losers

LoL. Line of the Day, Week, Month?


24 posted on 08/16/2006 2:26:39 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: weegee

heh, his HS photo looks like Phil Angelides!!!


25 posted on 08/16/2006 2:26:49 PM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: NathanR

Just another drug-addled walking ego who believes his own press clippings. He was on NewsRadio, and I thought he was good in that, but after that ended, he just became a has-been.

26 posted on 08/16/2006 2:28:03 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Killborn

Thailand? Phuket...


27 posted on 08/16/2006 2:28:04 PM PDT by null and void (Imagine a world without a CAIR...)
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To: Xenalyte
Ewwww

28 posted on 08/16/2006 2:28:39 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: Xenalyte

from Defamer.com:
"And why did Dick go on his licking spree? "I was doing it because I was desperately trying to tie the show together like a fisherman with tuna, and you're a little piece of fresh tuna," Dick told Stadtmiller. "But thanks for asking. Do you want me to lick your face now?

No, Stadtmiller said - "but he can pay for that tetanus shot," she told us. Dick's camp had no comment."



that tetanus shot comment is priceless


29 posted on 08/16/2006 2:29:13 PM PDT by verum ago (Proper foreign policy makes loud noises.)
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To: The Iceman Cometh

Thighland? "Quick Scotty....beam me up!!"


30 posted on 08/16/2006 2:29:39 PM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: Lucky9teen
That didn't work...

31 posted on 08/16/2006 2:29:49 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: The Iceman Cometh

Notlob.


32 posted on 08/16/2006 2:31:08 PM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: null and void

Poo-get. :)


33 posted on 08/16/2006 2:31:28 PM PDT by Killborn (Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
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To: Lucky9teen
For those of us who don't have a 60" monitor...


34 posted on 08/16/2006 2:32:41 PM PDT by null and void (Imagine a world without a CAIR...)
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To: null and void

Thank you. It wasn't that size when I found it....jeesh..

Is there a way to resize it? I don't know the html code to do so.


35 posted on 08/16/2006 2:33:37 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: Xenalyte
claims she watched Dick lick

Um...

36 posted on 08/16/2006 2:34:40 PM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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To: Xenalyte

Last name says it all really.


37 posted on 08/16/2006 2:34:50 PM PDT by markoman (The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Yep.

Nully's Quick FR HTML Guide

38 posted on 08/16/2006 2:34:56 PM PDT by null and void (Imagine a world without a CAIR...)
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To: null and void

I guess that was Nichell Nichols.


39 posted on 08/16/2006 2:36:16 PM PDT by Pyro7480 ("Love is the fusion of two souls in one in order to bring about mutual perfection." -S. Terese Andes)
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To: null and void

Yuck, who is he licking? Eartha Kitt? :(


40 posted on 08/16/2006 2:37:00 PM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: EX52D

No, the actress who played Uhura, Nichelle Nichols. The thread article doesn't mention that one.


41 posted on 08/16/2006 2:37:42 PM PDT by Pyro7480 ("Love is the fusion of two souls in one in order to bring about mutual perfection." -S. Terese Andes)
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To: null and void

LMAO...


42 posted on 08/16/2006 2:38:08 PM PDT by johnny7 (“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
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To: Pyro7480

Poor lady...I hope her shots are up to date. :(


43 posted on 08/16/2006 2:38:32 PM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: dirtboy
I agree licking actresses was odd, but biting a journalist is not necessarily a bad thing.

I don't know how she's held up over time, but if I had had a shot at Farrah Fawcett 25 years ago .....

44 posted on 08/16/2006 2:40:53 PM PDT by Ditto
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Shatner was always at his best parodying himself.


45 posted on 08/16/2006 2:43:10 PM PDT by markoman (The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
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To: markoman
I always think of his rendition of Mr. Tambourine Man
46 posted on 08/16/2006 2:47:03 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: San Jacinto
Thailand?

Lapland, maybe...

47 posted on 08/16/2006 2:47:15 PM PDT by mikrofon (Lickety Dick)
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To: Lucky9teen

And don't forget Lucy in the sky with Diamonds.


48 posted on 08/16/2006 2:49:29 PM PDT by markoman (The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
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To: Xenalyte
The bitten, from her blog (and from what I can tell from both her Myspace and her blog, she's a bit of a freak herself)


49 posted on 08/16/2006 2:49:36 PM PDT by Pyro7480 ("Love is the fusion of two souls in one in order to bring about mutual perfection." -S. Terese Andes)
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To: markoman

Find a copy of his 'spoken word' CD. You'll ROFLYAO. It's soooo bad that it makes bad look good. We particularly enjoy his rendition of 'It Was A Very Good Year'.


50 posted on 08/16/2006 2:50:56 PM PDT by originalbuckeye
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