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Dick Goes Berserk at Shatner Roast
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| 8/16/06
| the Daily Dish
Posted on 08/16/2006 2:18:25 PM PDT by Xenalyte
Comedian Andy Dick reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central "Roast of William Shatner" on Sunday, licking stars and biting a journalist.
New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched Dick lick actresses Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her.
He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby, please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please."
She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.
The show will air on Sunday, August 20.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: andydick; comedycentral; culturewar; notalentbum; roast; viacom; whatadickhead; whiskeytangofoxtrot; williamshatner; wtf; yourbrainondrugs
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To: Xenalyte
Andy doesn't hail from THAILAND by chance, does he?
To: Xenalyte
Never heard of this person.
William Shatner was in the all time worst cowboy movie.
It is "White Comanche" and had no story, directing or acting.
It is too bad to be camp.
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:26:25 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
To: The Iceman Cometh
It's official. The place I was born is part of the FReeper lexicon. I'm honored. :)
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:26:33 PM PDT
by
Killborn
(Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
To: Dems_R_Losers
LoL. Line of the Day, Week, Month?
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:26:39 PM PDT
by
justshutupandtakeit
(If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
To: weegee
heh, his HS photo looks like Phil Angelides!!!
To: NathanR
Just another drug-addled walking ego who believes his own press clippings. He was on NewsRadio, and I thought he was good in that, but after that ended, he just became a has-been.
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:28:03 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Killborn
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:28:04 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Imagine a world without a CAIR...)
To: Xenalyte
Ewwww
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:28:39 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: Xenalyte
from Defamer.com:
"And why did Dick go on his licking spree? "I was doing it because I was desperately trying to tie the show together like a fisherman with tuna, and you're a little piece of fresh tuna," Dick told Stadtmiller. "But thanks for asking. Do you want me to lick your face now?
No, Stadtmiller said - "but he can pay for that tetanus shot," she told us. Dick's camp had no comment."
that tetanus shot comment is priceless
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:29:13 PM PDT
by
verum ago
(Proper foreign policy makes loud noises.)
To: The Iceman Cometh
Thighland? "Quick Scotty....beam me up!!"
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:29:39 PM PDT
by
RSmithOpt
(Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
To: Lucky9teen
That didn't work...
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:29:49 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: The Iceman Cometh
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:31:08 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
To: null and void
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:31:28 PM PDT
by
Killborn
(Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
To: Lucky9teen
For those of us who don't have a 60" monitor...
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:32:41 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Imagine a world without a CAIR...)
To: null and void
Thank you. It wasn't that size when I found it....jeesh..
Is there a way to resize it? I don't know the html code to do so.
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:33:37 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: Xenalyte
claims she watched Dick lickUm...
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:34:40 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: Xenalyte
Last name says it all really.
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:34:50 PM PDT
by
markoman
(The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:34:56 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Imagine a world without a CAIR...)
To: null and void
I guess that was Nichell Nichols.
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:36:16 PM PDT
by
Pyro7480
("Love is the fusion of two souls in one in order to bring about mutual perfection." -S. Terese Andes)
To: null and void
Yuck, who is he licking? Eartha Kitt? :(
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:37:00 PM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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