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Dick Goes Berserk at Shatner Roast
the Daily Dish ^ | 8/16/06 | the Daily Dish

Posted on 08/16/2006 2:18:25 PM PDT by Xenalyte

Comedian Andy Dick reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central "Roast of William Shatner" on Sunday, licking stars and biting a journalist.

New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched Dick lick actresses Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her.

He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby, please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please."

She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.

The show will air on Sunday, August 20.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: andydick; comedycentral; culturewar; notalentbum; roast; viacom; whatadickhead; whiskeytangofoxtrot; williamshatner; wtf; yourbrainondrugs
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To: EX52D

No, the actress who played Uhura, Nichelle Nichols. The thread article doesn't mention that one.


41 posted on 08/16/2006 2:37:42 PM PDT by Pyro7480 ("Love is the fusion of two souls in one in order to bring about mutual perfection." -S. Terese Andes)
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To: null and void

LMAO...


42 posted on 08/16/2006 2:38:08 PM PDT by johnny7 (“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
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To: Pyro7480

Poor lady...I hope her shots are up to date. :(


43 posted on 08/16/2006 2:38:32 PM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: dirtboy
I agree licking actresses was odd, but biting a journalist is not necessarily a bad thing.

I don't know how she's held up over time, but if I had had a shot at Farrah Fawcett 25 years ago .....

44 posted on 08/16/2006 2:40:53 PM PDT by Ditto
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Shatner was always at his best parodying himself.


45 posted on 08/16/2006 2:43:10 PM PDT by markoman (The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
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To: markoman
I always think of his rendition of Mr. Tambourine Man
46 posted on 08/16/2006 2:47:03 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: San Jacinto
Thailand?

Lapland, maybe...

47 posted on 08/16/2006 2:47:15 PM PDT by mikrofon (Lickety Dick)
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To: Lucky9teen

And don't forget Lucy in the sky with Diamonds.


48 posted on 08/16/2006 2:49:29 PM PDT by markoman (The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
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To: Xenalyte
The bitten, from her blog (and from what I can tell from both her Myspace and her blog, she's a bit of a freak herself)


49 posted on 08/16/2006 2:49:36 PM PDT by Pyro7480 ("Love is the fusion of two souls in one in order to bring about mutual perfection." -S. Terese Andes)
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To: markoman

Find a copy of his 'spoken word' CD. You'll ROFLYAO. It's soooo bad that it makes bad look good. We particularly enjoy his rendition of 'It Was A Very Good Year'.


50 posted on 08/16/2006 2:50:56 PM PDT by originalbuckeye
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To: Lucky9teen

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51 posted on 08/16/2006 2:54:16 PM PDT by mikrofon (That's just HUGH!)
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To: theDentist

Apparently sit-coms and MTV. Things I avoid like a plague.


52 posted on 08/16/2006 2:55:47 PM PDT by NathanR (Après moi, le deluge.)
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To: Xenalyte

A mad dick acting up in publick backstage?

Sounds like your usual Hollywierd gay party ....


53 posted on 08/16/2006 3:01:14 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Dems_R_Losers

you might want to scrutinize your phrasing more next time ;)


54 posted on 08/16/2006 3:01:36 PM PDT by verum ago (Proper foreign policy makes loud noises.)
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To: Ditto

55 posted on 08/16/2006 3:19:13 PM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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To: Ditto
I don't know how she's held up over time, but if I had had a shot at Farrah Fawcett 25 years ago .....

I thought the same thing about Carrie Fisher at about the same time.

56 posted on 08/16/2006 3:21:33 PM PDT by Christian4Bush (The only way to bring a permanent peace is to eliminate the permanent threat. - FReeper Optimist)
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To: Xenalyte

Why is it taking so long for the American public to catch up to the fact that all of those Hollywood types are quite nuts? After all, it has always been so, from Hollywood's earliest days right down to the present. The whole Hollywood phenomenon was and still is populated by losers and malcontents who could not make it in any other occupation or in any other part of the country. While they enjoy fame and celebrity, they are not smart and they have no educational credentials, at all. They live in closed communities with people like themselves, and they have no real time contact with anything even close to the real world. They are, in fact, "the protected retarded" of American society.


57 posted on 08/16/2006 3:37:13 PM PDT by Continental Soldier
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To: Xenalyte

Dick by name, dick by nature!


58 posted on 08/16/2006 3:51:53 PM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: Xenalyte
She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.

Well that's normal, but he can't lick people...

59 posted on 08/16/2006 3:54:28 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Head On. Apply directly to the forehead!)
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To: Xenalyte

Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Hehehehe...

60 posted on 08/16/2006 4:04:05 PM PDT by Zeroisanumber (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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