Posted on 08/22/2006 2:35:50 AM PDT by Caipirabob
Paris Hilton is no stranger to self-promotion. But when she asked DJs to play songs from her upcoming debut album, "Paris," last spring, she wasn't so confident.
"People go crazy," the 25-year-old socialite/reality TV star/singer says in an interview in the September issue of Blender, on newsstands Tuesday. "They love it. Everyone's like, `Who is this?' I don't tell. Because I don't want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it.
"I think when people don't know it's me, they won't judge it. But if they know it's me, then they'll be like, `Ugh.' They won't even dance."
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Of her album, she says, "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."
(Excerpt) Read more at music.yahoo.com ...
Oh well, the world's supposed to end today anyways. Maybe some good will come of it. /barf
yup lol did you see her on the today show?
I saw a few seconds but don't recall anything other than the new album being released. I saw this on Yahoo and remembered. I figured I'd post it because I have almost as much fun trashing Paris Hilton as I do trashing the Dixie Chicks - lol!
I am given to understand that Ms Hilton will be listed in the next book of Guiness World Records as The World's Most Overrated Person....and rightly so
On a scale of 1-10, Paris is a 5. What's with her hair? What schlock artist gave her such an awful dye or peroxide job? Her sister looks healthier, more robust
hmmm...
You'd go for a 5? Most freepers probably wouldn't give such a high number.... but it's your opinion.
Ugly, talentless, boring, obnoxious. What a role model.
Flat as a board and easy to screw
But if they know it's me, then they'll be like, `Ugh.'
Of her album, she says, "I, like, cry, when I listen to it,
I'm thinking, like, what a putz. Like, you know?

She likes that ugly dog.
I've never seen a normal photo of her ... it's usually that same pose every time a camera angles her way.
Dumb and shallow ... what a way to go through life.
That's pretty expensive! She's almost like a female Michael Jackson.
And I, like, cry, what Daddys money can buy. If Paris has done anything, it`s opening up the floodgates for every trust fund brat looking for credibility. "I want to play actress, I want to play rockstar, I want to play entrepreneur...Daddy buy me these things!!" What a waste of food and air, not that she uses much of either.
Damn, she looks a hell of a lot hotter in the first. What a waste.
Here`s her music video! Like she says, it is soooo good! She is so so so talenetd, I tell you I tell you, just look at this talent! How does she do it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6PvxArMOUA
Actually that was the wrong video I posted, this is the one she is talking about, although I must say, it doesn`t seem to me to be any different from the first except for being more ding-a-lingy, la di da di da "I`m a Barbie girl, living in a Barbie world" la di da di da...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1jv3kkt0UE
I'm as sick of her as I am of Brittney Spears husband - Kevin Federline.
If Paris has done anything, it`s opening up the floodgates for every trust fund brat looking for credibility.
May I present Exhibit A from todays New york Post.....
August 22, 2006 -- WAYNE Gretzky's daughter, Paulina, is hoping for a hit on the music charts. The 17-year-old spawn of the NHL icon and actress Janet Jones has released a debut single titled "Collecting Dust." The eldest of five, Paulina - who made her singing debut in 2003 in front of hockey fans in Edmonton - started modeling last year and recently made her acting debut in the Justin Tim berlake flop "Alpha Dog."
Barf Alert not included .
Why anyone pays attention to this shameless, self-promoting media wh*re is beyond me. I hope her album tanks, but I won't hold my breath.
I heard the producer of the album died of old age while attempting to tune her vocal.
I really don't get the hype about Paris Hilton. She has the body of a 12-year-old, the brain of a farm animal, and what made her famous was an unimpressive performance in a poorly-made porno flick.
Neal Boortz once said that Paris Hilton is a life support system for a female sex organ. That's about right.
Apparently, I'm not eligible to have an account to view that. Don't know why.
Ha ha! a "twelve year old" and a "farm animal"! You have a way with words! So true!
Paris is an inbred idiot.
"I, like, cry, when I listen to it,"
I'd probably, like, cry, if I had to listen to it.
KFed, did you say KFed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aam1pDl8wnM
I hope my 401K has no assets invested in Hilton Hotels when she takes over.
They were ripping that to hell yesterday on Opie and Anothony, I was laughing so much I thought I was going choke. When I hit a stoplight people were looking at me like I was nuts or something for laughing to myself. It`s so pathetic today, it really is. If it isn`t kids of famous people, now it`s the doofus husbands as well. Oh man, I couldn`t even watch 10 seconds of that video. The cringe factor was too much.
Hey did you ever see this K-Fed song? This one rocks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDwBHWTGyFU
....sorry, but I just can see the "beauty" in this self-indulgent spoiled brat......her nose is wayyyy tooooo long to be considered any kind of a model....porn star, yes...model...nope.
Dude ... what a freakin' talent! LOL
I was crying when I saw that one, that one is a gut buster "Care - bear - countdown!" and his hands move in beat with it..LOL!
That was done with Lindsay Lohan as well, 20 gazillion pics with all the same expression...Lifestyles of the rich and catatonic. A bomb could go off 2 feet away and the expression wouldn`t change, the neurons are just not there.
That's distressing.
Yeah, here it is....
http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/
It started with her buying publicity with daddys money on page six of the New York Post, she would pay them to feature her almost everyday "Paris Hilton of Hilton hotels last night was at such and such a club", and from there she pulled the stolen porno tape deal..."I made a video of me having sex and *gasp* somebody stole it". Then from there the monster grew. It seems to be a phenomenon of the 21st century that is pretty much out of control now, any brat kid of the rich can buy themselves fame using the excuse they are a "singer/actress/ model". In the past they really coudln`t do it as you didn`t have the technology today that could mask their no-talent, but today they do.
It matters not if her album tanks. So she displaces some other celebrity performer off the charts. Like Outkast is some noteworthy "artist"?
All modern music revolves around celebrity first and foremost. The songs, albums, and concerts matter not in the industry. If pop concerts hold any relevance it is an event to socialize with other people who "get it" and are just as plugged into E!.
They ought to do one on that Olsen twin, the dark haired anorexic one. What passes for a smile is this bizarre lip compression thing that makes her look like freakin' Kermit the Frog.

Yeah, the Oslon twins...Those are two more that have this paralyzed face thing going on. It could be botox but I doubt it. I think it`s because they literally are just stump ass stupid. It just takes a lot more stimulation than what would normally be required for them to have a reaction to anything, they just don`t have the brain connections.
Yeah, what`s with that mini dog thing anyway? It`s like she`s got a Zsa Zsa Gabor thing going on there. My God, what a nightmare. You drop your load then you have to talk. Someone kill me now. Paris is someone you pull the "I forgot something" type of deal..."I forgot something in the bathroom honey, will you go get it for me?" And when she does, you lock her in and get the f- out of there.

Mom and dad are so proud....
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