Thank the Lord for George W. Bush and for One Zotted Troll Over Easy with Toast

[a bush fan]

I quake in fear in my bed each night, shivering with the thought that a Mooooslim is about to blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. Then I realize that George W. Bush is in charge, and will personally stop such things. Then I can sleep for one more night.

What wll we ever do when he leaves office? I suppose we all will just die.

[tiredoflaundry]

Go away

[dirtboy]

Thank the Lord for Moderators with large banks of capacitors.

[big'ol_freeper]

Zot!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

[RepoGirl]

In before the zot!

[dirtboy]

I quake in fear in my bed each night

Tell your momma to put in a nightlight for you.

[APFel]

Gotta say it... IBTZ

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I suppose we all will just die.

Kill yourself now and avoid the rush.

[badpacifist]

How can you write this when you are so busy touching yourself.

[digger48]

I know...We'll just keep him on as King!

[DainBramage]

Bartender....Ill have what he's having.

[avacado]

You need to get a grip on yourself. You sound like a cowardly moonbat.

[Dark Skies]

What wll we ever do when he leaves office? I suppose we all will just die.

Don't be skeered. The country will just elect another warrior.

[big'ol_freeper]

Ack! Ack, Ack!!

[tiredoflaundry]

You need to get a grip on yourself.

I think it already has.....

[digger48]

a bush fan

[rlmorel]

HERE IT COMES...

YOU LOSER!!! BWAA HAAA HAAA!

Welcome to FR indeed...:)

[mollynme]

What wll we ever do when he leaves office? I suppose we all will just die.

Don't wait! Do it now!

[deport]

You quake and shiver.....

Yep, I've been told that withdrawal is a bitch.....

[1rudeboy]

I like your moniker, but I hope you're male.

[AngrySpud]

Not to worry, ABF ... the Presidency will remain in safe, Republican hands.

[digger48]

[Condor51]

Drat! Missed another IBTZ :-(

[rlmorel]

It obviously has practice with on handed keyboarding...Why I could not guess.

[A message]

I quake in fear in my bed each night,

Not only are you a lame troll but you're a neurotic coward. IBTZ

[HelloooClareece]

IBTZ

[Slings and Arrows]

Don't worry - since he was "Selected Not Elected," he's still eligible for another two terms!

[Condor51]

MODS, please don't pull the thread. Let the Viking Kittens play with their food.

[rlmorel]

"...I like your moniker, but I hope you're male...."

Given the predilectons of many of the moonbat left...that is not a fait accompli.

[Coop]

We survived a dope-smoking, draft-dodging, corrupt, pathologically lying, impeached rapist who behaved like an ostrich in the face of Islamic terrorism for eight years, so I'm quite sure we'll survive the absence of President Bush.

But I will miss the entertainment value he's provided by tormenting intellectual lightweights and America haters.

[big'ol_freeper]

Hai Yah!

[Coop]

How can you write this when you are so busy touching yourself.

ROTFL!!

[Coop]

Actually, since Dubya stole the elections in 2000 and 2004, he'll be able to run in 2008 and 2012!

By then our little friend might even be able to vote!!

[rlmorel]

"..blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide...."

And that is worse than your needing a bottle of hyrogen peroxide to enable you to blow something else up???

[dirtboy]

And that is worse than your needing a bottle of hyrogen peroxide to enable you to blow something else up???

He's still recovering from the time he tried to bleach his hair with Clorox.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I quake in fear in my bed each night, shivering with the thought that a Mooooslim is about to blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.

Actually, it's spelled mooselim

[rlmorel]

LOL!!!!!

THAT'S gonna leave a mark!

[digger48]

He's still recovering from the time he tried to bleach his hair with Clorox.

his pubic hair, that is

[dirtboy]

his pubic hair, that is

Nah, with those he tried to be a metrosexual and shave them off. With a straight razor.

[Valin]

What wll we ever do when he leaves office?

Get on with the war.


I suppose we all will just die.

No.

[cripplecreek]

Say ello to my leetle frien!

[digger48]

One way to get rid of those little parasites he picked up hanging around Reststop Restrooms

[cripplecreek]

[Rocko]

What wll we ever do when he leaves office? I suppose we all will just die.

After you, please.

[torchthemummy]

Dear Mr/Mrs Zotted:

Like a kid that crank calls a pizza to their neighbor, you felt the urge to anonymously create some low-level nuisance and then sit nearby and watch.

Why can't just one of you trolls post a screed that makes your point beyond a five year old level? That has some points, some facts with links, something?

Oh I know you do it out of peace and love and just want to nudge us Freepers to some mythical utopia where all is well, no conflicts exist, no one goes unfed, no one uses guns yada yada yada.

Well it's all a fantasy. So just go out to yout local bar and discuss with your friends how unjust it is that some people don't have enough to make ends meet and that someone should do something about it then spend $25 on beers, $7 for a sub afterwards, smoke $10 worth of weed, have sex with some chick named Tofu and wake up with a hangover and convince yourself once again that your dishwashing job is beneath you and you deserve more and life has dealt you a bad hand (runon sentence intended)

Hypocrite.

[Rocko]

"I quake in fear in my bed each night, shivering with the thought that a Mooooslim is about to blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide."

I'm guessing Cartoon Network's Rocky and Bullwinkle marathon was too much for you. You shouldn't watch so much cable.

[beckysueb]

You go first.

[wildehunt]

[Malsua]