Obviously, this won't happen for a long time. Too many people in America oppose gay marriage.Posted on 09/09/2006 1:04:09 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
HOLLYWOOD--Brad Pitt has found a way to stay a bachelor forever, while still burnishing his image as a sensitive man of the new millennium.
The associated Press reports that Pitt has come up with a brilliant excuse to avoid another trip to the alter:
"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands September. 19.Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.
Obviously, this won't happen for a long time. Too many people in America oppose gay marriage.
And, even if gays are allowed to marry, siblings won't be able to. Neither will minors, or people who want to marry their pets.
Therefore, Pitt will probably never see "everyone...in the country who wants to be married...legally able" to do so in his lifetime.
As a result, Pitt can continue to shtup one of the hottest women on the planet, without having to ever marry her, and his excuse makes him look like a "social activist" in a town that values left wing politics above all other values.
Genius I tells ya. Genius.
Tell that to Our Heavenly Father in the here after...
He didn't specifically say the gay marriage ban. Do you suppose he might be holding out for multiple paretners and / or farm animals?
LOL!! Who would want to marry a girl that was TATTOOED??? YUK!!
And your just using Brad Pitt as an excuse to post Jolie pictures.
I wouldn't marry that skank either!
I couldn't agree more
In fact, the article posits the very same theory.
And if I hadn't, half the thread would be people complaining "where are the pictures?". ;-)
Definitely the "multiple partners" thing ~ she's gay, and no doubt Brad's going to want to be interested in what that drags in eh!
You are right. The way I read it, it was everyone with anyone. Throw out incest laws, age limits, and number of spouses, and yes let's include animals.
Where are the pictures?
The real reason is because of all the body and face hardware she wears.
She cannot get past a metal detector at the courthouse for the marriage license.
If THAT was the only reason the jerk won't marry the skank -- he's even stupider that I had imagined..
Plus-- who gives a shit?
Semper Fi
Advice from his lawyer and/or accountant,no doubt.
Euw yuck, not me;
I think tats generally add an interesting edge to someone who’s very pretty. But I agree that they subtract from women who struggle with femininity, hurting her after she ages, (having made tens of millions from her looks and edgy style). Poor girl.
Marriage is a vocation from God. Somehow after reading Mr. Pitt's idiotic words of widsom, I do not think he could ever live up to such a vocation.
Yeah, but who here reads the fill article? :) (just kidding)
There is NO tatoo that is pretty...NONE...when men in the service get them I can understand, but a WOMAN???? YIKES...SKANKY....would you want a wife that had her picture taken like the one you posted??? Disgusting.
The writer wasn't aware that this would only be funny if Pitt was more of a man, but in his case the joke just doesn't seem to apply.
The men that should be amused by this writer's take, are just as likely to believe that Jolie told him that.
You cared enough to post. ;-)
LOL, Our tastes may vary in many ways. If my wife was as complex, gorgeous, and head strong as Angelina, I'd figure the tats went with the package.
I don't follow Hollywood and don't know much about her. As I recall she had a rough adolescents and some kind of bipolar issues. She looks interesting. Marry? Fasten those seatbelts!
It seems to me to be his very best 'cover' for the likelihood that Angelina Jolie doesn't want to marry this empty fool under any circumstances.
"It seems to me to be his very best 'cover' for the likelihood that Angelina Jolie doesn't want to marry this empty fool under any circumstances."
Good observation!
WHAT is the attraction to Angelina Jolie?? Man, in that picture she looks like a real woof!!
In most pictures she looks like a woof.
(Okay, she has boobs & over inflated lips, but is that all men attracted too)
The interesting part of all this, that the looks of women have nothing to do with their sexuality. None, nada, zip.
Gabor
Brad Pitt should march in the Gay Pride parade.
MOhammed had a 6-year old bride (who he had sex with when she turned 8) and several OTHER wives.
Muslims cannot follow the actions of their leader within the US so I think that Brad can milk this "protest" thing a lot further.
Funny how at ONE TIME he was able to get married without protest.
Are you sure he's not referring to vampires?
Jolie's a pervert, and about the ugliest excuse for a sex symbol I've ever seen. Her lips are just like Daffy Duck's....
Actually, her lips are part of what turns me off when looking at her. Throw in the tatoos(I agree with those who don't like them on women), and Angelina is a non-starter for me. What really surprises me is that Pitt dumped Jennifer Anniston for that skank.
Me! I've been trying to talk my wife into a tatoo for 16 straight years now. I happen to love tats on women.
"WHAT is the attraction to Angelina Jolie?? "
You've got me. From my own observation, maybe 1 in 3 guys think that she's attractive, whereas around 4 of 5 women think she is.
I'm one of the 2 in 3 guys who think she's a dog.
Gimme Catherine Zeta Jones or Sarah Michelle Gellar over that overrated tramp any day.
she has HUGE ugly feet! - she has man feet!
I've known women for years before I even learned that they had feet. I don't get this thread. Jolie for all her faults is smoking hot. Scratch that, she's beyond smoking hot and well into that "I'd die for a night" category. Men have given up body parts for lesser women.
You really think vanilla Aniston is sexier than Jolie? Really, or are you just saying that for this thread? Aniston is marginally cute, but neuter. Physically attractive with zero sex appeal. Jolie could survive an industrial accident and still excude sex appeal from her remaining pores.
Completely wrong. Tattoos are extremely attractive on women and utterly enticing. I swear, every now and then I get the feeling that more and more FReepers are 90 years old. I guess I should just be thankful that this isn't one of those threads that make ME feel old.
Maybe for you. I've never really found Jolie attractive. And yes, I'd definitely take Anniston over her.
Your wife has sense...Tattoos ruin a body.
Don't worry...we know you are young....and dumb...to think that tattoos are pretty. It's TRIBAL maybe, but pretty it's NEVER.
LOL!!
Lady, that little angel in my arms on my homepage is my granddaughter. I'm a lot of things, but young is no longer numbered amongst them. Quite, the contrary, I'm a happily married, educated, financially stable, church going, middle aged man who happens to find tattoos extremely alluring.
It would seem that you have some stereotypes to get past.
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