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Penis doctor cited for incompetence
UPI ^ | 9/25/06 | Staff

Posted on 09/25/2006 12:57:18 PM PDT by Millee

The state of Illinois has moved to revoke the medical license of a Chicago doctor accused of leaving patients with deformed penises.

A total 45 malpractice claims have been filed against Sheldon Burman from his work at the Male Sexual Dysfunction Clinic, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Monday. The state has filed a request to revoke Burman's license for a "pattern of practice" showing "incapacity or incompetence to practice."

Burman's clinic has lost millions of dollars in court cases stemming from the procedure, which the American Urological Association has labeled unsafe.

Lawrence Griffin, an attorney for a man who underwent a penis-enlargement procedure at Burman's clinic in 2003 said the doctor left his client with an organ "that doesn't even resemble a penis."

"It's absolutely grotesque," he told the Sun-Times.

Burman, a former respected heart surgeon, said he taught himself the penis enlargement procedure and has no formal background in urology or plastic surgery. He told the newspaper he stands by every penis surgery he has performed since entering the field in 1981, saying patients who end up with deformed penises do not follow proper aftercare procedures.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
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To: verum ago
"I sense a rreeeaallllyyy awkward class action suit in the near future"

would the plaintiff, um, er, uh, please, um, show the court Exhibit A...
21 posted on 09/25/2006 1:03:40 PM PDT by verum ago (To the Islamofascists: As long as your beliefs have you live in denial, so shall you die of it.)
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To: Millee; Maximus of Texas
the doctor left his client with an organ "that doesn't even resemble a penis."

does it perhaps look like a baby arm?

22 posted on 09/25/2006 1:03:51 PM PDT by wallcrawlr
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To: Millee

I've met a few deformed dicks in my day........

Oh wait, you're talking about penises.


23 posted on 09/25/2006 1:05:06 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: verum ago

The evidence will never stand up in court.


24 posted on 09/25/2006 1:05:21 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: JRios1968
Patients also suffered from confusion...

didn't know if they were ****** or going.

25 posted on 09/25/2006 1:05:43 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter ( I am sitting under my cone of silence, inside a copper wire cage wearing a tin foil hat...)
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To: wallcrawlr

Oh, you!


26 posted on 09/25/2006 1:06:25 PM PDT by confederacy of dunces (Workin' & lurkin')
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To: Millee

Ummmm...


27 posted on 09/25/2006 1:06:32 PM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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To: Millee
...saying patients who end up with deformed penises do not follow proper aftercare procedures.


28 posted on 09/25/2006 1:06:46 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: maggief

The pump is covered by Medicare.........Where is The Cable Buy when you need him???????????????


29 posted on 09/25/2006 1:07:26 PM PDT by GregB (This family supports The U. S Marines!!!!!!)
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To: isthisnickcool

GASP!!! It's worse then I thought!


30 posted on 09/25/2006 1:07:51 PM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: Millee

31 posted on 09/25/2006 1:08:00 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (The greener grass on the other side of the fence is artificial turf)
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To: Millee

I think we've uncovered the reason why Bill Clinton has been in a foul mood lately.


32 posted on 09/25/2006 1:08:01 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
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To: Froufrou

""This thread is nothing without pictures.""


Then don't click here then....
http://weiner.onesite.com/images/thumb/rooster.jpg


33 posted on 09/25/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: bwteim

the url gives it away...


34 posted on 09/25/2006 1:10:01 PM PDT by verum ago (To the Islamofascists: As long as your beliefs have you live in denial, so shall you die of it.)
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To: Millee
The victims should rise up and take action.
35 posted on 09/25/2006 1:10:47 PM PDT by Boston Blackie
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To: gov_bean_ counter

That also happens to guys who drink too many Mai Tais in Oahu...you keep hearing Aloha and lose track...


36 posted on 09/25/2006 1:11:00 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Millee

37 posted on 09/25/2006 1:11:18 PM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: verum ago

*That* post was for the non-readers among us;)


38 posted on 09/25/2006 1:12:09 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

I'm sure the doc will get his comeupance.


39 posted on 09/25/2006 1:12:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Horatio Gates

LMAO!!


40 posted on 09/25/2006 1:12:34 PM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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