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Local mom might be America's hottest (Check the pic---WOW!!!)
Palm Beach Post ^ | September 29, 2006 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/02/2006 5:01:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Say hello to America's Hottest Mom.

At least, one of them — if you believe a new reality show.

Single mom Kelly Heyniger, who lives with her two children in a tiny WPB suburban home in Lake Clarke Shores, last week answered a Miami casting call for the new program. With 200-plus contestants queueing up, she says she was pulled out of the line by producers and ushered in ahead of most people.

What happened next, she says, is secret until the show airs later this year. But this much is sure: Expect Heyniger, 36, a cosmetologist who works out of her home, to get plenty of air time.

A spywitness tells me Heyniger was seen being hugged by a contest judge who told her: "This will be a great springboard for you!" Next thing you know, her home was invaded by TV production staff for two days this week to document her home life.

So, Kelly, did you win?

"l'll never tell," she said. "Let's just say that I'm having fun."

What makes a mom hot?

"It's not just looks," said the divorcée, already sounding very much the beauty queen. "It's about your relationship with your children. How you handle life. Inner beauty as much as outer beauty, and about being a role model. And intelligence."

The show is divided into episodes in each of six metropolitan areas, with a grand finale in NYC. The big winner, picked by a still-secret panel of big-deal TV personalities, gets $25,000 and another 25 G's for the children's college.

"I decided to participate because I know all mothers go through a funk period during which they lose sight of who they are," said Heyniger, an aspiring actress who once had a cameo in the TV series Dawson's Creek. "I'm here to tell them that all the trials make you a better person


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: culturewar; divorce; headlights; motherhood; strippermommy; wardrobemalfunction
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WOW! Take a look at the pic of this mom. Do I see what I think I'm seeing? Anyway, I will definitely check out this TV show.


1 posted on 10/02/2006 5:01:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Holy God!


2 posted on 10/02/2006 5:02:00 PM PDT by KoRn
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Atten SHUN!


3 posted on 10/02/2006 5:02:15 PM PDT by listenhillary (Islam = Religion of peace. If you say otherwise, we'll kill you!)
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To: PJ-Comix

They're fake.


4 posted on 10/02/2006 5:02:44 PM PDT by gridlock (The 'Pubbies will pick up at least TWO seats in the Senate and FOUR seats in the House in 2006)
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Hmmm, I think I need to examine more pics. She's off to a great start, though!


5 posted on 10/02/2006 5:02:47 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("A litany of complaints is not a plan." - GW Bush, referring to DNC's lack of a platform on ANYTHING)
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No way the hottest in my opinion.


6 posted on 10/02/2006 5:02:47 PM PDT by kinoxi (.)
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HEY NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


7 posted on 10/02/2006 5:02:55 PM PDT by cmsgop ( President Mahmud Ahmadinejad Must Purify Himself in The Waters of Lake Minnetonka)
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I see she's dressed for easy breast-feeding access...
...which is in keeping with the theme of the show after all!
8 posted on 10/02/2006 5:03:03 PM PDT by Yossarian (Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity.)
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To: gridlock

The kids look real, tho...


9 posted on 10/02/2006 5:03:09 PM PDT by gridlock (The 'Pubbies will pick up at least TWO seats in the Senate and FOUR seats in the House in 2006)
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Well, she's well equipped for a car crash...


10 posted on 10/02/2006 5:03:11 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Clemenza

Analyze this pic carefully. VERY carefully.


11 posted on 10/02/2006 5:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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MAMMA MIA!


12 posted on 10/02/2006 5:03:38 PM PDT by JOE6PAK (Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me-for meeeeeee!)
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No way the hottest in my opinion.

Ditto

13 posted on 10/02/2006 5:03:51 PM PDT by COEXERJ145 (Free Republic is Currently Suffering a Pandemic of “Bush Derangement Syndrome.”)
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To: gridlock

yes they are.

But, without looking, what color are her eyes??? huh????


hehe


14 posted on 10/02/2006 5:04:24 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitor)
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To: PJ-Comix

Boobies look fake. Not that anyone seems to care:)

15 posted on 10/02/2006 5:04:25 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Don't worry, everything will be OK. Or maybe it won't.)
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Hey - That's my ex-wife!

The one BEFORE Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, before, that's the ticket.

16 posted on 10/02/2006 5:04:51 PM PDT by Slump Tester ( What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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Flotation devices.
17 posted on 10/02/2006 5:05:05 PM PDT by tsmith130
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At the bottom of the page in the Seen and Heard section:

South Palm Beach County Republicans raised $22,000 for hard-right Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum at Boca Resort last Friday. He'll need the help: He's trailing Democrat Bob Casey Jr.


18 posted on 10/02/2006 5:05:08 PM PDT by NavySEAL F-16 (Proud to be a Reagan Republican)
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To: gridlock

Not blonde either.


Very much a cute California girl.


19 posted on 10/02/2006 5:05:35 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitor)
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I would want to crawl under a rock if my Mom dressed like that.


20 posted on 10/02/2006 5:05:54 PM PDT by kara37
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