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Zot! Holloween, a Holiday from hell
Rev. B.H. Hartman
Posted on 10/04/2006 3:16:00 PM PDT by alistar jade
Holloween is abomination to God almighty! A celebration of the occult and the worship of Satan! It is from Holloween that we get all of societies ills such as drug abuse, incest, abortion, homosexuality and the bird flu epidemic.
What is Holloween?
Holloween is an evil holiday that commemorates the birthday of Satan the god of this world. It's just like Christmas but instead of getting presents from a tree and singing carols, satanists sacrifice babies and molest little boys. They also drink blood and eat live animals! It originated in an evil country called Ireland. In the nineteenth century, the Irish Potato famine drove millions of Mexicans to come to this country. Most snuk into this country illegally, they introduced their abominable culture of dancing jigs, whiskey drinking, blarney stone worship and worst of all, Holloween. A lotta evil things happened during that time that coincided with Holloween I found on Wikipedia, for example, Nevada, an evil State known for legalized gambling prostitution and sodomy was admited as the 36th state of the Union! In 1889, Arthur Conan Doyle published Sherlock Holmes, the story of a crack head detective and his homosexual lover, Watson! Benito Mussolini became nazi dictator of Italy in 1922! In 1941, the USS Reuben James was bombed by an evil liberal nazi named Captain Erich Topp of the U-boat U-552. 1984: The president of India was assasinated! in 1986, the Communist party of Sweeden was formed, and in 1994 and 96 there were two plane crashes! Coincidence? I think not!!
We must work hard to undo Holloween and to ban it! We must lobby congress to outlaw this evil holiday under penalty of death and to deport all the illegal aliens back to mexico! Holloween and all! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1031; boooo; halloween; hollerween; holloween; holloweenie; hollowhead; hollowman; kittenchow; moonbat; october31; partypooper; satanism; sionnsar; spellingimpaired; trickortreat; troll; withcraft; witless; zot; zotbait; zotsfortots
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To: alistar jade
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:16:39 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
(Democratic Party - The political wing of Al Qaida)
To: alistar jade
I agree with the reverend, we need to outlaw holloween and make it a crime in this country!
To: Perdogg
Where's that great picture of the guy holding his head, "Not this sh!t again!"
To: alistar jade
5
posted on
10/04/2006 3:18:10 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
( The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.)
To: alistar jade
Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!
6
posted on
10/04/2006 3:18:24 PM PDT
by
somniferum
(Annoy a liberal.. Work hard and be happy.)
To: alistar jade
Why hello there!
Do you like kittens?
To: alistar jade
To: alistar jade
Do you like kitties? Good.
IBTZ, kibble.
}:-)4
9
posted on
10/04/2006 3:18:32 PM PDT
by
Moose4
(They caught me white and nerdy.)
To: alistar jade
I usually put fertilizer on my lawn. However, the quality of this particular load is too low.
10
posted on
10/04/2006 3:18:36 PM PDT
by
Clara Lou
(I love my Firefox 2.0.)
To: alistar jade
Fortunately, there IS no holiday called "Holloween", so I guess we're safe.
To: alistar jade
Your arguments ring
hollow
12
posted on
10/04/2006 3:18:44 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: alistar jade
Welcome to FR.
Now leave.
IBTZ.
13
posted on
10/04/2006 3:18:53 PM PDT
by
Jim Noble
(Who you gonna call?)
To: Perdogg
Halloween is drugs. Why no War O'Halloween?
14
posted on
10/04/2006 3:19:08 PM PDT
by
Unknowing
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.)
To: alistar jade
You joined FR to post THAT????
IBTZ!
15
posted on
10/04/2006 3:19:28 PM PDT
by
SmithL
(Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
To: windcliff
To: alistar jade
I'm eating some Smarties that I purchased to give out on the night right now.
17
posted on
10/04/2006 3:19:36 PM PDT
by
NinoFan
To: alistar jade
18
posted on
10/04/2006 3:19:51 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("There's nowhere to go and you've got all day to get there ... on some beach, somewhere.")
To: alistar jade
To: alistar jade
20
posted on
10/04/2006 3:19:59 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: alistar jade
Welcome to FR. Now try to calm down. what do Mexicans have to do with the Irish potato famine? You completely lost me there.
21
posted on
10/04/2006 3:20:03 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: alistar jade
IMHO - Rev. Hartman needs his house TP'd, and the stick removed from his arse.
22
posted on
10/04/2006 3:20:15 PM PDT
by
CATravelAgent
(Unless you're the lead dog, the view is always the same)
To: alistar jade
Its also my wedding anniversary
19 years this month
23
posted on
10/04/2006 3:20:15 PM PDT
by
backinthefold
(David, a teenage Jew, beat Goliath, a 9 foot tall palestine, with a rock and faith in God)
To: alistar jade
Holloween is for weenies. That's why we celebrate Solidween.
24
posted on
10/04/2006 3:20:32 PM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(If the Democrats were a stock, I would short them.)
To: alistar jade
25
posted on
10/04/2006 3:20:37 PM PDT
by
Charlespg
(Peace= When we trod the ruins of Mecca and Medina under our infidel boots.)
To: alistar jade
26
posted on
10/04/2006 3:20:42 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
(DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
To: alistar jade
27
posted on
10/04/2006 3:20:47 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: alistar jade
Kinda early to be hitting the sauce, ey?
To: alistar jade
I kinda wish the mods would leave this one up. Just for us to have a little fun with.
29
posted on
10/04/2006 3:21:03 PM PDT
by
NinoFan
To: alistar jade
Honestly, I am still unsure if this is parody or not.
Such is the state of FR today.
30
posted on
10/04/2006 3:21:15 PM PDT
by
Wormwood
(Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.)
To: backinthefold
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:21:24 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
( The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.)
To: alistar jade; darkwing104
32
posted on
10/04/2006 3:21:32 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: alistar jade
33
posted on
10/04/2006 3:21:40 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: alistar jade
LOL! Muahahaha, Muahahah!!
34
posted on
10/04/2006 3:21:43 PM PDT
by
L98Fiero
(Evil is an exact science)
To: alistar jade
I thought it was Halloween?
35
posted on
10/04/2006 3:21:47 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
To: alistar jade
To: alistar jade
37
posted on
10/04/2006 3:21:52 PM PDT
by
Alouette
(Psalms of the Day: 66-68)
To: alistar jade
I HAVE LOCATED THE EPICENTER OF THIS VAST NATIONAL CONSPIRACY...BUT I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH. THEY MAY BE ON TO ME...
http://www.ada.org/
38
posted on
10/04/2006 3:21:57 PM PDT
by
durasell
(!)
To: Moose4
Do you like kitties? Good. I doubt it likes black kitties. Black kitties are eeevilll.
To: Disambiguator
Ha! I was wondering when someone would catch that!
lol!!
40
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:09 PM PDT
by
sneakers
(Freedom is the answer to the human condition)
To: alistar jade
41
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:20 PM PDT
by
SmithL
(Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
To: alistar jade
How do you feel about Harry Potter? bwahahaaaaa!
42
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:23 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
( The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.)
To: alistar jade
Tell me, do you like to watch gladiator movies?
43
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:24 PM PDT
by
PeterFinn
(Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.)
To: alistar jade
outlaw this evil holiday under penalty of death Bye.
To: tiredoflaundry
(it was the only date we could get a reception hall :)
45
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:26 PM PDT
by
backinthefold
(David, a teenage Jew, beat Goliath, a 9 foot tall palestine, with a rock and faith in God)
To: alistar jade
46
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:31 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
To: alistar jade
47
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:31 PM PDT
by
darkangel82
(Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
To: Moose4
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:40 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: alistar jade
49
posted on
10/04/2006 3:22:47 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: alistar jade
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posted on
10/04/2006 3:23:03 PM PDT
by
stbdside
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