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Zot! Holloween, a Holiday from hell
Rev. B.H. Hartman

Posted on 10/04/2006 3:16:00 PM PDT by alistar jade

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To: alistar jade
Sherlock Holmes, the story of a crack head detective and his homosexual lover, Watson!

WTF!!!

This sounds like the argument skit on Monty Python.
101 posted on 10/04/2006 3:32:25 PM PDT by true_blue_texican
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To: Sally'sConcerns
Not me

10 bags of candy was not enough last year

You either get out early or come home late because all the streets are blocked

Mommas with infants push thru for treats

They egg my cars (and I given them good candy!)

102 posted on 10/04/2006 3:32:51 PM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: alistar jade

Welcome and good bye.


103 posted on 10/04/2006 3:33:10 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: JRios1968

Yep.


104 posted on 10/04/2006 3:33:17 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks! Zacs Mom.


105 posted on 10/04/2006 3:33:27 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
You have to see this....

Why was Ireland sending us Mexicans?

106 posted on 10/04/2006 3:33:43 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (De inimico non loquaris sed cogites)
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To: darkwing104
Well, well, well! Wouldja look at the quick ping on Darkwing!

BTW- thanks for the fine work you do on the ping list!

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

107 posted on 10/04/2006 3:33:45 PM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: alistar jade
Benito Mussolini became nazi

I don't think you know your 'isms from a hole in the ground.
108 posted on 10/04/2006 3:34:04 PM PDT by true_blue_texican
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To: All
Of course, terrible things happened on October 30.

1920 - The Communist Party of Australia founded in Sydney.
1938 - Orson Welles broadcasts his radio play of H. G. Wells's The War of the Worlds, causing a nationwide panic.
1944 - Anne Frank is deported from Auschwitz to the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.
1961 - Nuclear testing: The Soviet Union detonates the hydrogen bomb Tsar Bomba over Novaya Zemlya; at 58 megatons of yield, it is still the largest nuclear device ever detonated. Nikita Kruschev announces that the scientists had planned to make it 100 megatons, but had reduced the yield so as to avoid breaking all the windows in Moscow.
1997 - British au pair Louise Woodward is found guilty of the baby-shaking death of 8-month-old Matthew Eappen.

Regards, Ivan

109 posted on 10/04/2006 3:34:16 PM PDT by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: alistar jade

Whoa! A real LIVE one.

Why doth the heathen RAGE???

You want to know where the Holy Land is ?
Well, I'll tell you, you think I'm dumb but
I've got a Lexis in the carport and a freezer full of
food, that's how damn dumb I am.
Now, Still want to know where the Holy Land is???

IT'S IN SLATTER"S RAVINE AND THEY ARE FIXING TO MAKE A
HIGHWAY OUT OF IT !!!!!

Thank you Bro. Dave!

Ps. Zot for effect.


110 posted on 10/04/2006 3:35:07 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
Thanks.

Looks like the mods took some liberties while I posting the ping list.

111 posted on 10/04/2006 3:35:15 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: alistar jade
I just love this. I'm looking forward to seeing the Sweedish Bikinni Teem this Hollowween. Excellent Post.

I like that the Mexicans came here because of the Irish Tater Famine, but I'm wondering about the Jalapeno blight of the early 19th century and how in affect Irish immigration.

Did you know that Fley sent his first indecent IM on October 31? True Fact! I'm series.

Wow. it's fun not proofreading ...

112 posted on 10/04/2006 3:35:33 PM PDT by Mad Dawg (Now we are all Massoud)
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To: alistar jade

Oh, MORE COWBELL!


113 posted on 10/04/2006 3:35:37 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: alistar jade

Well, I've got to agree that Halloween is a "holiday" with decidedly unholy origins, I'm guessing this "reverend" is either being sarcastic or has serious problems of the mental variety.

I mean, what does Mexican immigration have to do with the Irish potato famine? I assume he means Irish, and I have read elsewhere (from a more lucid author) that the large migration was responsible for the intorduction of this celebration to America, but I wouldn't exactly hold that against those immigrants who've contributed good things to this country.

Regarding the illegal status, I have no clue if that's the case (although it seems possible). If true, at least the children of illegal immigrants back then were committed to becoming Americans, not retaining their identity with their old country.

Apart from stating a bit about halloween, his piece is drivel.

Oh, and IBTZ


114 posted on 10/04/2006 3:37:52 PM PDT by Constantine XI Palaeologus ("Vicisti, Galilaee")
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To: alistar jade
Most snuk into this country illegally

Braking Hard!!!
This is hugh.
115 posted on 10/04/2006 3:42:35 PM PDT by JamminJAY (This space for rent)
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To: alistar jade
fullmohammed

"Only Infidels Observe Halloween"

See, yet another reason to go ahead and Enjoy!!!!

116 posted on 10/04/2006 3:46:10 PM PDT by seasoned traditionalist ("INFIDEL AND PROUD OF IT.")
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To: alistar jade

Thanks - it was about time for a good laugh around here!


117 posted on 10/04/2006 3:47:08 PM PDT by Stone Mountain
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To: alistar jade
I happen to like Halloween. Any questions?

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118 posted on 10/04/2006 3:47:35 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: alistar jade; Harmless Teddy Bear; Colosis; Black Line; Cucullain; SomeguyfromIreland; ...
It originated in an evil country called Ireland. In the nineteenth century, the Irish Potato famine drove millions of Mexicans to come to this country.

At least you are more historically accurate than that other troll, kellynla.... which is not saying much.........

:-P

Er...

Ireland Ping......

119 posted on 10/04/2006 3:49:42 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: linda_22003
I can help with that. In the message box, when you hit "reply" to a message, highlight the url of the picture you want to insert and type: ???? drop the URL between the quotation marks. There you go.

Theres a 'broken picture" image where the question marks are. What was supposed to be there? All I get is the URL but not the image. I have been trying to learn how to do this for a long time. :-(

120 posted on 10/04/2006 3:50:37 PM PDT by sneakers (Freedom is the answer to the human condition)
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