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| October 13, 2006 (13 October 2006)
| sully777
Posted on 10/12/2006 10:38:45 PM PDT by sully777
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To: Toby06
To: sully777; najida; fredhead; KevinDavis; BJClinton; EX52D; Lucky9teen
To: sully777; najida; fredhead; KevinDavis; BJClinton; EX52D; Lucky9teen
When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?
In the Arc-hives, of course.
When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach.
A television weatherman was involved in an accident, and broke both his arms and both legs.
He had to call in from hospital to explain about the four casts.
To: nuke rocketeer
Ok, pumpkin puke is funny. Real puke is disgusting.
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posted on
10/13/2006 6:26:56 AM PDT
by
Tatze
(This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
To: Toby06; sully777; fredhead
To: Tatze
Whenever I go near a bank, I get withdrawal symptoms.
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
10/13/2006 6:28:48 AM PDT
by
macmedic892
(I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
At breakfast time I am so hungry I could murder a bowl of cornflakes. Does that make me a cereal killer?
The shop assistant asked whether I wanted it measured in Pounds or Kilos, so I just told him that either weigh would do.
Yessssssssssssssss!
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To: nuke rocketeer
I guess the mods didn't care for my pic...
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posted on
10/13/2006 6:30:21 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: nuke rocketeer
54
posted on
10/13/2006 6:34:45 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: sully777
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posted on
10/13/2006 6:35:27 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: All
For an October Friday the 13th:
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
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posted on
10/13/2006 6:37:15 AM PDT
by
macmedic892
(I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
To: ErnBatavia
Oh well. I'm surprised they did not pull mine yet....
The Russians are very jealous of the American's Stealth Bombers, so they've decided to build their own.
It'll be called the Optical Illyushin.
To: CJ Wolf; ErnBatavia; Toby06
To: sully777
Let's go to the waterpark
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posted on
10/13/2006 6:44:03 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
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