The saga of Tara Reid’s breasts

MSNBC ^ | 10/12/2006 | Eric Anderson

[Mike Bates]

Tara Reid’s breasts — we hardly knew thee.

Actually, in your short time implanted into the actress’ chest, we probably knew you a little more than we should have — or wanted to.

As if a botched boob job wasn’t bad enough, poor Tara unknowingly exposed the doctor’s un-handy work to the world back in 2004 on the red carpet for Diddy’s 35th birthday bash in NYC.

The notorious “malfunction” quickly turned into a paparazzi feeding frenzy.

“I didn’t see [my dress] fall down,” Tara told Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush after the incident. “So I’m smiling like an idiot, not even knowing that it’s there.”

While she may not have felt her dress strap fall down, she has certainly felt the humiliation that followed.

“I couldn’t believe it. It was so embarrassing,” she added.

Not only was her breast exposed for all to see, but also a very noticeable scar from the surgery.

And while you can’t undo history, Tara is trying to do the next best thing by going back to the doc for additional surgery to repair the original botched job, according to Us Weekly.

SNIP

She went on to explain that having the paparazzi see the goods was the least of her worries. A notorious party girl, Tara said the botched boobs also made things difficult in her personal life.

“Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.’ So embarrassing, I mean, you definitely had to turn off the lights. And then there was my stomach,” she told Us Weekly.

[Mike Bates]

“Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them?"

"Dating." That's what they call it now?

[battlegearboat]

Turn out the lights.

[Mike Bates]

The party's over?

[Mike Bates]

How'd you miss this Breaking News?

[ClearCase_guy]

I prefer the Icelandic Sagas.

[Mike Bates]

Not if you were "dating" Tara would you.

[Millee]

“Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.’

I can relate. And I've never even had surgery.

[Mike Bates]

Imagine what the reaction would have been had the lights been on.

[ClearCase_guy]

"Babe, this is the best date I've ever been on. Only thing that would make it better would be if your boobs weren't so hideous. BUUUUUURRRRRRPP! Hey, get me another beer."

[najida]

>>SNORT!<<
Oh,
and don't tell Mr. Millee ;)

[PRND21]

For the record...Tara is a drunken skank.

[MNlurker]

She was a knockout in the first American Pie days until she started messing with herself with surgery and hard boozing.

[Tijeras_Slim]

There's a time and place for everything. ;)

[KosmicKitty]

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!!

[retrokitten]

Well, your in luck! From later in the same article:

says Dr. Ellenbogen who describes himself as “somewhat of a fix-it shop for dissatisfied breast patients from all over the world.”

[KosmicKitty]

I can relate. And I've never even had surgery.

LOL. Snort!!

You're not alone!!!

[Mike Bates]

For the record...Tara is a drunken skank.

C'mon. Isn't she already feelin' bad enough?

[Millee]

Think I'll stay the hell away from the rotate service! ;oD

[PRND21]

There's a time and place for everything.

Truer words were never spoken.;)

[Tijeras_Slim]

somewhat of a fix-it shop for dissatisfied breast patients

Let's go for a lift-kit, and the towing package!

[retrokitten]

LOL!!!

[retrokitten]

Towing package!! ROTFLMAO!!

[MNlurker]

Hell her show on E proved that...what a train wreck.

[PRND21]

C'mon. Isn't she already feelin' bad enough?

So it seems.

[Mike Bates]

A Chelsea Clinton moment, that's all.

[Young Werther]

Hope she can get abreast of the issue!

[r9etb]

For those who need a pic

[Mike Bates]

I've asked my girlfriend repeatedly not to give out that picture, but she just won't stop.

[JRios1968]

No lube, oil and filter service either?

[Mike Bates]

Oh, no, let me guess? Yet ANOTHER pic of Helen Thomas, right?

[Millee]

Lube?????? Maybe. ;oD

[Gay State Conservative]

Is Tara the daughter of Harry,by chance? Is *that* why we're sopposed to care about her mammaries?

[Mike Bates]

Is Tara the daughter of Harry,by chance?

Don't think so. Harry's voice is quite a bit higher.

[JRios1968]

[TheBigB]

If ANY thread deserved a ping for yunz....

[r9etb]

Oh, no, let me guess? Yet ANOTHER pic of Helen Thomas, right?

Well, no ... it's actually a pic of the referenced bad boob job.

[BJClinton]

Tara is trying to do the next best thing by going back to the doc for additional surgery to repair the original botched job, according to Us Weekly.

SNIP

That has got to be the poorest placed 'SNIP' ever.

[Young Werther]

When I rolled outta bed this morning she was already gone. A note, this picture and a fistful of $50 bills were on my nightstand!

[Toby06]

Gotta love the drunken skanks. :)

Thanks for the ping!

[Mike Bates]

Would you believe it was intentional?

[Mike Bates]

Too bad you started with a fistful of $100 dollars.

[Mike Bates]

Ah, you must think I'm really dum, huh?

[TheBigB]

Is it "drunken skank" or "skanky drunk"?

[Young Werther]

Yeah well I needed to by condoms by the dozen!

Cum to think of it....

[Millee]

FR protocol states you ping someone when you're talking about them.

[Toby06]

Both certainly apply in this case.

[TheBigB]

We wuv you, Millee! *kiss* :-)

[Toby06]

You are a hottie lush. Massive difference. :)

[Mike Bates]

FR protocol states you ping someone when you're talking about them.

But, Millee, you know that everybody is talking about you all the time. Don't you?

[Mike Bates]

Nothing like bringing your own groupies.