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Caption U.S. Senator Edward Kennedy (D-MA) (L) carves a Halloween pumpkin
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| 10/30/06
Posted on 10/30/2006 9:44:32 AM PST by Lucky9teen
U.S. Senator Edward Kennedy (D-MA) (L) carves a Halloween pumpkin as U.S. Congressman Martin Meehan (D-MA) (C) and Senator Kennedy's wife Victoria look on during a visit to the University of Massachusetts in Lowell, Massachusetts October 18, 2006. Senator Kennedy is running to be re-elected to a eighth six-year term in November. REUTERS/Brian Snyder (UNITED STATES)
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: pumpkin
"I can't keep this little knife steady...hand me my drink"
To: Lucky9teen
"Any booze inside this pumpkin?"
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:45:52 AM PST
by
areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers - Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason)
To: Lucky9teen
"We've given the Senator an extremely dull knife and told him that there's a bottle of rum inside the pumpkin... let's watch the fun..." < /alanfunt >
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:46:31 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Lucky9teen
look at the State Trooper in the background.
He is there to make sure teddy doesn't drive.
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:46:36 AM PST
by
Holicheese
(Beerfest could be the greatest movie ever made!)
To: Lucky9teen
Ted and Pat out trick or treating:
To: Lucky9teen
I got some pumpkin crap on my suit - it's Bush's fault!
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:46:55 AM PST
by
ikka
To: Holicheese
I don't see a Statie, but I do see Marty Meehan...
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:50:07 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:50:08 AM PST
by
Bush_Democrat
(Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*)
To: Holicheese
Ah.. Statie in the 3rd photo...
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:50:39 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Lucky9teen
"Ted gives Al Gord a face-lift for another run in 2008!"
To: Lucky9teen
Unlike Mary Jo, the pumpkin didn't sustain fatal injuries at Ted's hands.
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:52:52 AM PST
by
jdm
To: Lucky9teen
"Mary Jo would love to be alive to carve a pumpkin right now, I bet."
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:53:04 AM PST
by
sappy
To: Lucky9teen
The masses don't need high paid hookers, or fancy blow up dolls, just an over sized gourd and small knife...
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:53:21 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Lucky9teen
U.S. Senator Edward Kennedy (D-MA) (L) carves a Halloween pumpkin I like how they had to point out the Kennedy was on the Left... so you wouldn't get confused between him and the pumpkin.
To: Lucky9teen
That's me alma mater. It used to be Lowell Technological Institute when I attended. It's now U.Mass. Lowell.
As for the caption:
Hic. U-u-u-u-rrrp. Ahh, somebody, er ahh, give me a er ahh bandaid. Urp."
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:55:11 AM PST
by
Westbrook
(Having more children does not divide your love, it multiplies it!)
To: Lucky9teen
"Wouldja take the damn photo already? I left my Irish coffee on the desk inside."
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:55:40 AM PST
by
Yaelle
To: theDentist
Look to Mahhhtey's left. He is visible in the 3rd photo.
Is that a skinny Jane Swift standing next to mahhhtey? What am I saying, a skinny jane Swift. Thats funny.
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:56:24 AM PST
by
Holicheese
(Beerfest could be the greatest movie ever made!)
To: So Cal Rocket
I like how they had to point out the Kennedy was on the Left... so you wouldn't get confused between him and the pumpkin. Oh. I thought that (L) was a political understatement.
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:56:57 AM PST
by
Yaelle
To: Lucky9teen
For some reason, Mary Jo comes to mind.
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posted on
10/30/2006 9:59:26 AM PST
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: Lucky9teen
They told him there was a fifth of Scotch inside.
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posted on
10/30/2006 10:03:44 AM PST
by
OESY
To: Lucky9teen
He's thinking he should of paid closer attention to the servants who carved the pumpkins during his childhood
To: All
What he's actually carving:
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posted on
10/30/2006 10:18:35 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Pulling our troops from Iraq now would be like pulling firefighters from fires before they are out.)
To: Lucky9teen
"Geez! It was easier getting out of the Oldsmobile than to carve this sucker!"
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posted on
10/30/2006 10:21:55 AM PST
by
COBOL2Java
("No stronger retrograde force exists in the world" - Winston Churchill on Islam)
To: COBOL2Java
The pumpkin is now officially a "victim" in the eyes of the Dem party and will be compensated with a lifetime of taxpayer-funded renumerations.
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posted on
10/30/2006 10:34:49 AM PST
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
To: Lucky9teen
There, hows that? Pretty scary huh?
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posted on
10/30/2006 10:40:45 AM PST
by
Sopater
(Creatio Ex Nihilo)
To: Lucky9teen
My nephew had a knife like this once![](http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061018/i/r2289912722.jpg?")
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posted on
10/30/2006 10:56:37 AM PST
by
llevrok
(How can you plant the seed of freedom by pulling out early?)
To: Lucky9teen
"Here's another 'voter' in the making".
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posted on
10/30/2006 11:30:08 AM PST
by
loboinok
(Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
To: Lucky9teen
"Whew! This is hahd work. I haven't worked this hahd since... er, ahh... EVAH!"
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/30/2006 5:51:29 PM PST
by
mcar
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