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FLASH: Kerry Shoots Self in Foot, Applies For Purple Heart
November 1, 2006
| L.N. Smithee
Posted on 11/01/2006 12:15:48 PM PST by L.N. Smithee
After an assessment by Democratic Party physician Howard Dean confirming that John Kerry has seriously injured any chance he will be elected President with his remarks Monday evening, the Massachusetts Senator has been deemed eligible to receive yet another Purple Heart.
Details to follow (not!)
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: botchedjoke; kerry; kerrydumbiraqgaffe; unfit
If I knew more about the process by which one gets military awards, I could have written more. If you know and want to flesh it out, be my guest.
To: L.N. Smithee
I was for Kerry's "joke" before I was against it.
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posted on
11/01/2006 12:18:51 PM PST
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
To: L.N. Smithee
It would not be the first time.
To: L.N. Smithee
Gee...that foot has been getting around quite a bit today...it spent most of today firmly planted in Bob Casey's mouth.
Santorum!
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posted on
11/01/2006 12:20:29 PM PST
by
PennsylvaniaMom
(Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...)
To: L.N. Smithee
Kerry Shoots Self in Foot, Frags his Dem Buddies too!
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posted on
11/01/2006 12:23:22 PM PST
by
DarthVader
(Conservatives aren't always right , but Liberals are almost always wrong.)
To: L.N. Smithee
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did Lurch commit Hairy Kerry?
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posted on
11/01/2006 12:28:41 PM PST
by
Anselma
(And the Truth shall set you free: Let my people go for it.)
To: L.N. Smithee
"the process by which one gets military awards"
Well, in Kerry's case, you go AWOL and enter the fray in Paris, sit behind Hanoi Jane, and don't tell anyone you will throw your medals away. Then you lie, lie, lie your way through politics and marry a huzzy and eat ketchup the rest of your miserable life.
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posted on
11/01/2006 12:57:22 PM PST
by
Froufrou
To: L.N. Smithee
What the US Army recruiting poster under "President" Kerry would look like:
Our brave warriors n Irak respond to Jon Carry"
Kerry is no different re his hatred of a strong America and our warriors than 99.9% of the rats in congress. Every rat running for election should have to face a copy of this banner everytime they show their treasonous faces. Pelosi, Murtha, Clintoon, Boxer, Kennedy, Durbin, Levin, Rangle, Reid and other rats in congress hate our military and a strong America. Just look at their voting records the past two years as President Bush pointed out this week.
Kerry is shown leading his fellow hate America and our military Rats to their final destination in American Politics:
Vote against all traitors this election day. Support our troops and their CIC, President Bush.
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posted on
11/02/2006 9:18:04 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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