Posted on 11/02/2006 4:25:10 PM PST by SandRat
These boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
ROTFLOMBO!!!!
Funny :)
Heehee:)
I don't care who you are... that there is funny
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Too funny........'cuz it also would be SOOOOOOO true..........
I bet they tip the bullets with pig blood too. After the BBQ they go hunting.
6. Late report just comin in ... theyse Rev-E-Newers too!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,,TANKS...;0)
bookmark till I get home.
In other news, a terrorist cell was broken up in eastern Arkansas earlier today. Two suspects, Bin Fightin and Bin Drinkin, were taken into custody without incident. A third suspect, Bin Workin, was nowhere to be found.
Where do I sign up?
The world would be surprised at how effective an operation such as that would be.There is a large Army of civilians that could possibly give any country a run for their money!I believe if any country tried to invade,they would have their work cut out for them!!
Down at the "Boars-Head" "Cleatus" is taking applications.
he he he
i would'nt be sure if he were to be called elite with the beer gut by USSF standards but by redneck SF standards he is the elite of the elite
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