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Posted on 11/03/2006 7:02:42 PM PST by csvset
2006
2006
Authorities said the naked man, Larry Boyd, and the unidentified woman were sharing a room at the nearby Super 8 motel.
The woman told police that Boyd took a hit of cocaine and started acting crazy, trashing their room and choking her.
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She then ran to the Waffle House located next door for help and locked herself in the bathroom. Boyd came chasing after her into the restaurant.
"I was standing here. I forgot exactly what I was doing, and all of a sudden a man and a woman with no clothes on came running into the store,” said Waffle House employee Judy Davenport.
While the woman was locked in the bathroom, Boyd was outside screaming that he was robbed. He gave up trying to get to her and ran outside and got in to her car just as police arrived.
"As we pulled over there, the suspect's vehicle was leaving the hotel parking lot in the back with no headlights on. There was a patrol car pulling up at that time, and he fled from that patrol car,” said Officer Curt Capps of the Metro Police Department.
Police said Boyd then led authorities on a high speed chase that ended when they spiked the car’s tires twice on Eighth Avenue.
Authorities took him into custody with no clothes on.
Boyd was arrested and charged with driving under the influence, felony evading arrest and other charges.
Authorities found one gram of crack rock cocaine in the car.
So THAT'S what happened to John Kerry and Nancy Pelosi.
So, uhhhh...where'd he have the keys stashed?
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Party on Dude! LOL! Geeees......
Red Auerbach dies and the man goes to pieces. . . .
Check out this thread. Naked man arrested in El Cerrito with concealed weapon
LOL @ the video.
"Well you can bet no one expected a side order of Nekid"
That newslady said that with a straight face!
Okay. And the woman? Is she still in the bathroom?
Democrats.
She's probably bailed her boyfriend out by now and looking to replace the crack that the cops found.
They could have at least smothered and covered themselves!
Put your uniforms back on, guys!
Link or patty?
"Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids,"
;)
Ethel, don't look...
Authorities took him into custody with no clothes on.
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I can just imagine the conversation among the cops. "No, I'm not puttin' him in the back of my car. You take'im in yours!"
They were just doing the Elizabeth Taylor diet where you supposed to eat in the nude in front of mirror, remember that??
LOL! Those customers got something a little extra with their waffles!
A good friend of mine who used to live in Georgia used to tell me: "Naked means you got no clothes on. Nekkid means you're up to somethin'!"
The downside of trading some crack for a hit of crack.
Had a gal who was making this sort of transaction all day long with a fellow at one of the seedy motels in my district. About 0300 hours they retired to the bathroom, got naked, she smoked some more of his rock and then when she changed her mind about the transaction, he got upset.
He gave her about 17 new holes in her body with a knife. One hole went threw the front of he skull, just over the eyebrow, nad into her eyeball. She ran 4 blocks and collapsed.
She died two days later in the hospital.
Crack is terrible for society and this is just one example. And no, it would not get better if legalized.
In these sort of relationships the car is, invariably, started with a screwdriver due to the ignition being punched. You'd be surprised how many cars have a punched ignition and are not reported stolen. They get traded for crack 20 times before they get reported as stolen.
Even their car was embarrassed to be associated with them.
LMAO! I forgot about that one....HAHAHAHAHA!
Obviously, these people are Log Cabin Republicans.
Could be. I have no idea what brand of syrup Waffle House has on the table.
:-D )))
Could be worse. Don't want to see no Crunch Berries.
I may have a lead on the whereabouts of the perps. Or perhaps there's a whole hallucinogenic waffle / syrup / egg mcmuffin culture out there...
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