Posted on 11/18/2006 1:29:21 PM PST by CATravelAgent
WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know. WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction. WHEN? Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy ( a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth's energy is NOW!
Our minds influence Matter and Energy fields, so by concentrating any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace and partnership, the combination of high orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention will reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear.
Orgasm is something just about everyone can do and enjoy. And you can orgasm by yourself or with someone else. You don't even have to tell anyone you're going to do it!
THE SCIENCE The Global Consciousness Project (http://noosphere.princeton.edu), Princeton University, runs a network of Random Event Generators around the world, which record changes in randomness during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as 9/11, the antiwar protests and the Indian Ocean tsunami. There have also been measurable results during mass meditations and prayers.
It's free! It's private! It's easy! It's fun! It just might be the most important thing you could do for yourself, your family, the planet and our species.
http://www.GlobalOrgasm.org Baring Witness, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization for peace and partnership
I'm guessing these are Democrats.
Next time I hear complaints about Global Warming I'm just gonna blame the Global Orgasm.
I guess a votergasm wasn't enough, now it has to be worldwide.
Also, who's to say that this kind of thing isn't happening anyway?
Oh freak! The birthrate for liberals is now like half that of conservatives and this threatens us with a meternity room rush for hippies 9 months from now.
Well, I encourage conservatives (married couples that is) to outdo them, throw out any contraceptives and have a week long playfest! At least then maybe we can outnumber them in the maternity wards by a factor of 7.
Oh, yeah, I escaped The Peoples' Republic of California at just the right time!
Tell me that's not for real. They really didn't get 501(c)3 status.
Whatever gets you off, I guess.
They should not be doing it in California. A platoon never marches in lockstep while on a bridge [to avoid destructive resonance]. Their "synchronization" in a seismically sensitive California is extremely dangerous and ought to be prevented by a vigorous Homeland Security enforcement action.
Hey, isn't the Puget Sound Freeper Xmas party scheduled for this date? I didn't see this mentioned in the invite. It could get more persons to attend if it were specified up front what activities were planned. Just a thought.
ditto
Yup. And also in an alternate universe.
Come for peace? Does it help if you're multi-orgasmic?
I suppose it lets those of us who aren't dating to keep our hand in...
I'm starting my own non-profit for peace called "hummersforchange.org"
Of course their will be a companion/instructional DVD. I'll be hosting a symposium in the bahamas next spring. Details to follow.
Pagan religion.
I better start practicing.
peace...uh, I think that's "piece".
I'm going to be very angry if this reverses the earth's magnetic field and I have to get a new compass for my boat.
Hold still. Center yourself. Meditate. Ommmmmm, ommmmmm.
YES! I see it - a new South Park episode!
That made me LOL!
I'll bet half of them will be faking it...
I've always wondered if lesbians fake it with each other.
And why did I think this would be a Millie thread...
"You VILL haf sex and you VILL haf an orgaschm and you VIL do it for the GOOD of the REPUBLIK!"
And don't forget what a good Liberal Mother says to her daughter on her wedding night: "Just close your eyes, Dear, and think of Marx!"
do i need a partner ?
Come for peace? Does it help if you're multi-orgasmic?
I certainly hope so. LOL! ;o)
The birthrate for liberals is now like half that of conservatives and this threatens us with a meternity room rush for hippies 9 months from now.
Don't worry about that happening. Hands and queers can't get pregnant!
This is too funny, especially the comments.
Considering the average age of your hardcord hippie, might be a good time to purchase stock in Pfizer.
Wait a minute - I gotta choose between antisubmarine warfare and sex? Has somebody told the Navy about this?
Considering the average age of your hardcord hippie, might be a good time to purchase stock in Pfizer.
Liberal or not, they can count on me to do my part!
Well this is what happens when the fruits and the nuts are given license to do what they please. I expect to see more of this nonsense over the next few years. All I can say is I hope the GOP nominates an outstanding candidate in 2008 or else we are in big, big trouble.
I don't usually go for this "teach the world to sing" stuff, but what the hey.
Couldn't hurt. Unless you need that sort of thing.
They should call it "The groan heard around the world!".
"Cindy Sheehan will be leading them."
With Cindy's looks, she's gonna need a whole lotta batteries.
and right now you're having a brain-fart.
Think of it though...you could tell your grand kids all about how you took part in the greatest wank in history.
priceless
Back in 2004 there was a website where girls would sign up to basically say they would sleep with you if you promised to vote for Kerry.
Sometimes...I wish I had a little bit lower personal standards. :)
Yeah, 'cause four hundred leftists jacking off is going to change the world.
I thought "all sex is rape." I don't see how mass rape would help bring about "global peas." Liberal DemocRAT potheads crack me up. Always lookin' for an excuse to get naked or screw somebody over.
Because otherwise it wouldn't be worth attending.
Perhaps the left has finally come up with something with universal appeal :-)
That's not very synchronized now, is it.
Libs have been practicing solo at a rapid rate for a looong time.
The GOP has volunteered to spell them while they cool down the equipment and rest a while.
The Lib/Dems must be getting sufficient rest because they are already thinking of taxing the project.
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