George Washington and several other founders were Freemasons, and some of the symbols of Freemasonry are somewhat Middle Eastern (fez-like hats, pyramids, etc.), therefor America was founded on Islam. Get it.
Sadly people ignore the fact that the pyramids predate islam by thousands of years and the fez is a traditional headdress that has nothing to do with islam.
Yeah, well I belly dance, so you might as well say I follow their religion too. What a STRETCH!